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On 8/13/2023 at 10:49 AM, nicklesndimes said:

a few years ago, this video of a guy smacking another guy who was being a dick for no reason in a gas station with a twisted tea surfaced:

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then within the past week or so, a different viral video surfaced of a group of drunken rednecks starting a fight at a marina where several of them ends up being smacked(hard) with a steel chair:

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I be reading all your posts from 10 years ago. Got to keep my dossiers thorough and up to date.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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14 hours ago, LUGR said:


Yeah dude, whoever created that poop monster up there definitely felt a splash. Probably splashed all the water out of the bowl.

Firm disagree. 

 

That was a slow push, definitely 15 minutes plus working that beast out. Full body sweats, lamaze breathing training finally used, lots of, "oh fuck, oh christ, more?!." It was gently eased into the bowl before it eventually started lifting its birther into the air. I'd argue not a drop splashed out.

 

If the birther was male it definitely slapped his ballsack as the tail end dropped. 

 

 

 

 

(For the record I had to look up how to spell lamaze).

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4 hours ago, Fist 666 said:

Firm disagree. 

 

That was a slow push, definitely 15 minutes plus working that beast out. Full body sweats, lamaze breathing training finally used, lots of, "oh fuck, oh christ, more?!." It was gently eased into the bowl before it eventually started lifting its birther into the air. I'd argue not a drop splashed out.

 

If the birther was male it definitely slapped his ballsack as the tail end dropped. 

 

 

 

 

(For the record I had to look up how to spell lamaze).


Well thought out and supported stance (wide?). My science does not add up. I am confident you are right.

 

 

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15 minutes ago, LUGR said:


How can you tell?

I was once told the (“scientific”, if you will) reason tweakers drop fucking logs like this but I can’t remember. 

My brother used meth for 25 + yrs.  Between him and his wife and the occasional “visitor” who would leave this phenomenon behind.  Yes. They had a poop knife for real or would have to sometimes manually remove it 

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2 hours ago, SMdoubleXL said:

I was once told the (“scientific”, if you will) reason tweakers drop fucking logs like this but I can’t remember. 

My brother used meth for 25 + yrs.  Between him and his wife and the occasional “visitor” who would leave this phenomenon behind.  Yes. They had a poop knife for real or would have to sometimes manually remove it 


Oh okay, makes sense. I thought you meant you could tell by how dirty it was or something.

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