RIPS Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 the gov took your dna 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nappydugout Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 I was floating around Wikipedia and after further review I think you got a bad case Gynecomastia... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdoughnut69 Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Camel Spider. You done goof'd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 the gov took your dna Definitely this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 hope they didnt nest in your chest. All no homo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 ur prolly dead soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted July 26, 2012 Author Share Posted July 26, 2012 Its about the same today, but the whole spot looks like its going to scab over. Which means it seems more like an abrasion and not a bite/sting. Unless its the type of bite that kills all the tissue around it, and the cells die. I am suspect of the horsefly hypothesis because of the scenario in which I got the bite and the weakness of a fly skeleton. So far it looks like no one knows Cliffs; -At the beach in Avalon New Jerz. -Walking around midnight on the shore. -Grab a hard shelled creepy crawler off my neck. -Left painful hot sting/bite. -Did not have a chance to look at what bit me. -Counting down the minutes until full body paralysis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 something needs to be killed VIA fire here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 NIGGA, THAT IS A MOSQUITO BITE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted July 26, 2012 Author Share Posted July 26, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 put some ammonia on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 put some D's on it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipod90 Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Looks like a ring worm mutant killer aids haver giver infecter trifector mutilator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Nigga Pour some tussin over it 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted July 26, 2012 Share Posted July 26, 2012 drink some beer and forget about it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 gynecomastia? HAHA fuck the bullshit scratching shit feels good so do that until it gets unbearable then calamine lotion that area Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted July 27, 2012 Author Share Posted July 27, 2012 IT DOESNT ITCH! I don't know what to do bout it, the best advice here is drink a beer and forget it. I know you guys would never give up on me. But I am going to have to give up on you.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyWishes Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Show KIR this thread, he will identify it and let you know how long you'll live Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 IT DOESNT ITCH! I don't know what to do bout it, the best advice here is drink a beer and forget it. I know you guys would never give up on me. But I am going to have to give up on you.... You're asking for medical advice from WebMDumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted July 27, 2012 Author Share Posted July 27, 2012 Nahhhh I honestly thought you'z would know, at least somebody in here. And I still kinda do, but gotta take into account the odds of that nerd hick seeing the thread, plus the login problem makes it unlikely. At the least I though we could have a few lulz. but they've been sparse as of late too. Still feels bad man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Show KIR this thread, he will identify it and let you know how long you'll live and if it turns out to be fatal he can skin and clean you for no extra charge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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..romero.. Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 YOU ARE GOING TO DIE. this is what goes through my head anytime i have an unexplained mark on my body. hyperchondriac onest. unknown scratch? biten in my sleep by rabid bats. headache? anuerism or beginnings of stroke. hiccups? will continue until im 50. slip on wet floor? spleen is ruptured, will bleed out in a matter of minutes. fml. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 but yeah bro, its probably nothing. but then again who knows, maybe you'll contract the bubonic plaque and die in a matter of days. theres no telling man, my advice is to fuck mad hoes and get blitzed in the mean time. what else is there to do in a situation where you could potentionally die by some unknown insect bite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 throw some hand sanitizer on that bitch and it'll clear up never seen a bite like that before. horse fly maybe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 I'm definitely leaning towards a horse fly. Dude they fucking hurt like a bitch. Put some topical hydrocortisone cream or benadryl cream. Here are some bites, looks the same as the shit you got. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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