NightmareOnElmStreet Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 husk is right. it was probably a horsefly. or....................... lupus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Meningitis? Scoliosis? Lupus? Is it Lupus?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted July 27, 2012 Author Share Posted July 27, 2012 WAIT, lupis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU_TOO Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 RIP Croc. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 My mom used this all the time it works too. If it is a spider bite you should go to a hospital when I got bit by a spider that shit got big and full oy yellowy shit spider bites are nasty they will give u antibiotics for it I can't believe everybody missed this. This shit is basically Chinese Icy Hot. Now imagine putting Icy Hot on a bug bite. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 YOU ARE GOING TO DIE. this is what goes through my head anytime i have an unexplained mark on my body. hyperchondriac onest. unknown scratch? biten in my sleep by rabid bats. headache? anuerism or beginnings of stroke. hiccups? will continue until im 50. slip on wet floor? spleen is ruptured, will bleed out in a matter of minutes. fml. this. I go through this exact shit. heart beats fast after getting to 4th floor of walkup..heart attack imminent death certain in deserted hallway 12oz hyperchondriacs unite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chemical ali Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 im going all in on horsefly,you can catch them easier then a housefly because they are distracted by drinking the blood squirting out of you,i forget if they are squishy or not,but i would doubt it,because they are forged in the flames of hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted July 27, 2012 Author Share Posted July 27, 2012 Update. The Left side of my body has not gone numb yet, and the bite itself does not hurt. But it seems to have scabbed over. I still find it weird that the initial sting/bite/attack left no mark what so ever, for at least 12hrs. But a day later the eggs that may or may not have been laid inside of me appear to be eating away at my precious flesh. Either that or the venomous jelly/slime/poison rotted away my epidermis, like acid. Now we play the waiting game. If you don't hear from me.. Please tell my wife, to get back into the kitchen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 Hahahahahaha. Do yourself a favour mate, NEVER come to Australia. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 i cant be the only one who sees that 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted July 27, 2012 Author Share Posted July 27, 2012 Protestor, fuck your spider island. Thing is filled with venomous mammals and spitting lizards. Killer ants around ever turn. Edit Moogle bringing the lolocost, I wish I had an iron on. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted July 27, 2012 Share Posted July 27, 2012 You're not wrong, one of these little buggers just moved into my roofspace; Beer and a half a cup of concrete to harden the fuck up is my prescription! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted July 28, 2012 Author Share Posted July 28, 2012 What I've learned about Australia. Indigenous population = POISON. The name alone makes me think of skull and cross bones. North America was the obvious place to colonize. The maniacs that picked your island were masochistic thrill seekers that needed some sort of blood lust challenge, penal criminals colonies or not. The idea of just touring there freaks me out. Every time I see something on tv about a paralyzing bug bite, its filmed on your continent, and I'm always like,"WHY". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 Shit happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 Three rules of bug bites- 1. Don't get them. 2. Use citronella. Helps with #1. 3. If one and two don't work, don't scratch it unless you want further problems. I'm not squeamish, but I would need serious tranquilizers to be able to function in Australia....I've heard the bugs have bugs there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 Jesus christ... Out of all my trips to the Jersey Shore, I'm not sure I ever encountered this beast. Maybe I was wearing a white tee most the time, and like dude said they went to someone else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 Update. The Left side of my body has not gone numb yet, and the bite itself does not hurt. But it seems to have scabbed over. I still find it weird that the initial sting/bite/attack left no mark what so ever, for at least 12hrs. But a day later the eggs that may or may not have been laid inside of me appear to be eating away at my precious flesh. Either that or the venomous jelly/slime/poison rotted away my epidermis, like acid. Now we play the waiting game. If you don't hear from me.. Please tell my wife, to get back into the kitchen. Oh will you stop your bitching and just put some fucking peroxide on that shit already? That is seriously THE smallest infected "cut" I've ever seen in my life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12packprophet Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 Hahahahahaha. Do yourself a favour mate, NEVER come to Australia. "You must spread some reputation around before giving it to theprotester again". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted July 28, 2012 Author Share Posted July 28, 2012 Oh will you stop your bitching and just put some fucking peroxide on that shit already? That is seriously THE smallest infected "cut" I've ever seen in my life. FINE. I'll keep my infections and lesions private from this day forward. I was just looking for an answer not sympathy. Carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU_TOO Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 Look, I'm not sure how you are accessing Crocs account but please show some respect for the departed.... RIP Croc 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted July 28, 2012 Share Posted July 28, 2012 who was the guy who cut something on his penis with a rusted nail clipper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 could be a...............tick bite.? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrshmonster Posted July 29, 2012 Share Posted July 29, 2012 ha! rock show dick ticks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHEKmySTEEZ*NC* Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 obviously***not***vampin***rite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 obviously***not***vampin***rite using asterisks corny faggot--------- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 RIP CROC Another well respected Oooooonzter gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 croc died from the bug bites? i knew that shit was super aids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 WOW.. didnt know R>I>P> Crocodile Tears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 RIP Iron Chef Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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