guerilla925 Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 Before i knew what had happened, her lifeless body lay there, i had strangled her in a fit of rage. Did the neighbors hear? Shit, were the cops coming. I took her cellphone but i knew that they would trace my number eventually and see that i had called her an hour prior to her time of death. I was totally fucked, i drove to my house and grabbed all the cash i had hidden, grabbed my HK .40 and my long rifle, a bunch of clothes and all the food out my fridge. I hit the freeway in a mad panic, knowing it would only be hours before everyone know and my face was all over the news for this shit. I had a place to hide, but it would involve sleeping in a dirty bedroom with cat feces and bed bugs. How long could i last before the cops came gunning for me and i went out in a firefight, shot dead by swat police.. Ok so this didnt really happen, but i had a vivid dream where this was predicted to me. Long story short, i stuck my penis in the wrong vagina without a jimmyhat. said vagina belongs to an extremely annoying, slightly over weight, psycotic, clingly, emotional female. i should not have done this, but i was drunk off knob creek whiskey and i pretended she was an old high school fling when i was fucking her. Said vagina claims to be preggerz. I told the vagina that i would pay good money to get the baby sucked out and destroyed in a microwave, i then resorted to calling her a worthless slut bitch who would make a terrible mother, and that even if a crystal ball showed that my kid would become president of the US or some famous ball player, i would STILL get that shit aborted just because i hate looking at the vaginas face so much. I have had lots of urges to break this chickenheads neck, just straight satisfying fantasies of me strangling her to death. I hate this female so fucking much. these are the troubles that can arise from sticking your penis in the wrong vagina. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 CLIFF NOTES: DID NOT READ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 nightmare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 Son, I am disappoint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyWishes Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 You done fucked up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 <Foreigner - Hot Blooded lyrics> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerilla925 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Share Posted May 14, 2012 are there any metal heads in here who want to write a song. i want rob zombie on the lyrics. how many good men went downnnnn derderderderderderderder(rock music) Because they went out on the towwwwnn Found vagina, time to pounddddd BUT THEY STUCK IT IN THE PINK AND NOT THE BROWWWWWNNNNNNNNN ARRRRRRRR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerilla925 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Share Posted May 14, 2012 so im the only chump who impregnated the wrong vagina, and might face possible jailtime and/or death by cop when i decide to strangle her to death. i cant be the only one. arent there any rednecks on 12oz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 You hit that shit out of the park Props Oh post pic of said chick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 Figures that someone who makes stupid choices would turn to a forum full of (stranger) criminals for serious life advice. (This smacks of the Plezo1 fugitive drama) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerilla925 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Share Posted May 14, 2012 i would love to post her shitty nude pictures. but since most of your comrades didnt even appreciate the humor in my post im not feeling to inclined to upload some of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 make it happen http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-induced_abortion 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 does this mean i should read the fucking novel above or skip it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 read. its not written terribly. but kind of anti climactic because he hasn't actually gone through with killing this broad. all talk, no balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerilla925 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Share Posted May 14, 2012 this might be amusing or boring to some, but i am in sheer gutwrenching terror because she just called again. ive been trying to just ignore her hoping that she will get a clue. i wont get caught up on no child payments fuck that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 well....I wouldn't be a complete dick to said Vagina yet, as the alleged sea-monkey is still alive and well within. You are walking a fine line until that alleged prawn is out. Or you could just employ natures Schmshmorshmon and push her down a flight of stairs. not the best read, tits or GTFO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 so you're going to be irresponsible with your dick and then not want to deal with the consequences? let me guess. you're not white? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerilla925 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Share Posted May 14, 2012 YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders, i dont need to kill anyone. i called the hoe back, trying to sound busy and angry. the vaginas basic question was "do you wanna give this a chance" i told her..."hellll no, you are not fit to be a mother, you drink and party every weekend, i do not want a kid with you, if i want a child it will be with a family, not a drunk dad and a drunk single mom. If you get the abortion i will pay for it and take you to panda express afterwards" jokes on her because i dont have any plans of taking her to panda express. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 You must be really handsome because you have all the charm of a carrot. I'm befuddled as to why she would want to be tethered to you for 18+ years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerilla925 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Share Posted May 14, 2012 im white, but i live close to trailer parks. i just dont like babies. or preggos. but seriously somewhere there is a happy little whiteboy who just avoided decades of headaches. thank god for abortions. she hasnt done it yet, but she seems in agreement to get abortion now. i guess i didnt make it clear enough that i dont want to pursue relationship with her, now she knows concrete why. oh and she also banged/blew like 10 of my homeboys so thats a little fact i forgot to mention. i would have been the laughingstock of my social circle for fathering a child with this slut. i already had to keep my smack smacks on the downlow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 You must be really handsome because you have all the charm of a carrot. my description to a T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 Nevermind, I see you managed to make that slag see reason. Well done young honkey. @grd, I have seen what some chicks do with carrots, carrots do get pussy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 Without pics, I am tempted to say you are full of shit because you can not get a dude pregnant. Stop being gay and post pics. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerilla925 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Share Posted May 14, 2012 i have no idea how to upload. they are in my cellphone in our text message history and they are a month old so for some reason i cant click on them. do you have a photohostinig account i could take a picture and upload it to that. they seriously arent even worth it, just pasty white girl flab in pink panties. i couldnt even get a nut off to it. her body is not attractive to me. jokes on her, because i got a nut off, and she has to kill a baby inside of her. feel free to steal my song lyrics, thats 500k views on youtube garunteed. DONT STICK YOUR DICK>>>>>>>IN THE WRONG VAGINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerilla925 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Share Posted May 14, 2012 ok i took a macro shot of my cell phone screen. i have the file on my computer but i dont have a photo upload account. i can send the file to someones email. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 Op is bullshitting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerilla925 Posted May 14, 2012 Author Share Posted May 14, 2012 i tried to upload in the attachments. says it failed. Manage Attachments Upload Errors pastyflab.jpg: Upload of file failed. Sum of all attachments owned by guerilla925: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 It's 2012, how the fuck do you not have an image hosting account? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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