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I hardly see the guy anymore. Last place I want to be is their wedding. I dont especially like his fiance. I'm supposed to do a toast, now fiance is telling me i need to help their other friend with the bachelor party. Would be different if i was close friends with dude but its becoming more and more inconvenient. So... Ive narrowed it down to 2 choices.

clown, bowling alley and pizza?

tranny strippers and pizza?

Also seeking suggestions. Thx

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buy him a hooker(s) and botch the wedding.

he'll thank you within 2 years, or he'll resent in 2 years for having not done this.

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Rent a limo

Go to titty bar

 

 

Pre game in parking lot, everyone enters titty bar commando in sweat pants.

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buy him an almost convincing tranny hooker(s) and botch his entire life.

he'll hate you for at least 2 years if you don't provide pizza and a slayer shirt.

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Take him to a shitty kid party place to show him how uninterested you are in his life.

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Jump out of a plane, go go cart racing, hookers and cocaine, that's all I can come up with.

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if you don't like the guy, get him coked up/ drunk/ pilled out, have him fuck a stripper with herps. take pictures and laugh about it with your real friends.

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coolest B Party i ever heard of was done in CUBA

 

they had a blast, even got stuck there and the bride had to arrange to get them on a plane via a canadian travel agent after they missed the flight to the wedding, which was in the carribbean

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Id just tell them to fuck off.

 

If you can put up with it enough, then id just not waste an awesome idea on this fool and do

something simple, yet extravagent that would benefit me.

 

Rent a venue, get a bartender(s), get some bands and strippers to show up and enjoy the blow,booze, and booty.

 

If its too big of a problem he can plan his own shit, if you can throw your life away you'd best be the one to plan your last day of freedom.

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coolest B Party i ever heard of was done in CUBA

 

they had a blast, even got stuck there and the bride had to arrange to get them on a plane via a canadian travel agent after they missed the flight to the wedding, which was in the carribbean

 

Details on Cuba party are requested.

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underspend the funds allotted & keep the rest

 

Heres the thing. Thats probably the reason my help has been volunteered by his fiance in the first place... For me to provide funds... Would be different if they called from time to time to catch up. They pretty much blew me off most the times I tried to get us together recently. I don't even know any of his friends. We met at school. I was throwing him gas money to give me rides to class. Went to some shows with them, we used chill more. Along the way its become harder to respect the guy considering alot of personal shit hes confided in me and some observations i've made as well.

 

So... rent a chucky cheese then?

Midget tranny stripperhands

bathsalts

keg of busch ice and brunts of mex dirt weed

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hmm if dudes not even a close friend and all you're doin is funding the party. stop the planning, what about his other friends? shit roll up a blunt have him pick u up and drive u to a strip club; smoke it on the way and then be like theres the atm

party on..

 

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i have to throw one for my best friend. im not the best man and neither is his other best friend but

somehow the real best man got us to help him plan but hasnt done shit for planning or even returned calls/emails.

so its starting to feel like his bachelor party may suck and i dont want that shit to be on me. on a recent trip with the groom he said he wants to do something awesome but all his friends are broke.

idk how awesome its really gonna be. more suggestions would help.. strippers booze blow and trees are already on deck just need the right place for all of them to mix together

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*related*

i have to throw one for my best friend. im not the best man and neither is his other best friend but

somehow the real best man got us to help him plan but hasnt done shit for planning or even returned calls/emails.

so its starting to feel like his bachelor party may suck and i dont want that shit to be on me. on a recent trip with the groom he said he wants to do something awesome but all his friends are broke.

idk how awesome its really gonna be. more suggestions would help.. strippers booze blow and trees are already on deck just need the right place for all of them to mix together

 

 

Rent a cabin or something of the sort. Naw mean?

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Get smashed, take a lot of lsd then go low impact paintballing with topless strippers.

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After more careful reading and further information by you.... sounds like they're trying to use you.

 

The good news is if you made it a disaster on purpose and take flicks, this thread could become epic.

Im in favor of midget tranny strippers at chuckie cheese, as long as you flick it.

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Hand cuff him to a midget, painted blue obviously... the midget that is

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