Soup Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 If fox was really worried about profits they would cancel themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Incognito Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 oh shit maybe this means 2 hours of cops on saturday nights now instead? anyone remember henry rollins being on unsolved mysteries? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 The thing about Cops is it's pretty much a manual of what not to do when you're hemmed up...sure some people get caught in jams and shitty situations, but most of the people who get arrested on there are morons that I don't lose any sleep over. I like it that there are some people on Cops you do lose sleep over. +2 I remember Rollins on Unsolved Mysteries, he does a bit about the whole Joe Cole thing in one of his spoken word tours. http://youtu.be/BXqk4pN7npU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 I like the people that run for no reason too. Could've offered to leave/talked your way out of that one ... now you're tased ... oh well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 one of the most hilarious cops ive seen was some mexican dude that was passed out sleeping in his truck in the middle of a residential road. cop comes up to make sure hes alright, then asks if he'd been drinking, which he hadnt. dude seemed real nervous, so the cop proceeded to search the vehicle and found a joint and an open laptop which was being used for identity theft. sheer brilliance. oh and that one where that 350 lbs samoan gets ineffectively tasered several times and pulled to the ground by his ponytail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Incognito Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 i got some crazy cops 20th anniversary dvd with some funny stuff on it, including one mexican dude who stole a car and got caught. in a later season, not on that dvd, i noticed the same exact dude got caught for stealing another car. it almost made me question the legitimacy of that show. how the fuck does a dude end up on that show TWICE? anyways, it was a coolstorybr0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 on a serious note, is anyone else disappointed about this because it means you will never get the chance to be featured on AMW now? i kinda do. :( Meh. Much of what is featured on that show comes from the FBI and Marshals, so you can still end up on their most wanted, maybe get your pic up in the post office for the few people who still actually look at those postings, or the FBI's most wanted list online. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 i too have a cops dvd, but it wasnt a 20th anniversary. **i just found it, "COPS caught in the act" theres some puerto rican dude whos high on dust and ends up stealing a car and crashing it into a cop car in broad daylight. im gonna go get lifted and watch it. ps. any of you remember that one where the black crackhead gets outrun by the one legged cop? dude hauls ass on his prosthetic. copsfanoner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lambmeet Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 what is a swag money69? cop? o mai gawd the pains my ears bled the syrenz loud pig callz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 anyone remember when jel was posted on AMW? i fucking knew the minute it was on it was jel..maybe it's my lack of knowledge of female writers, or because i associate TKO members with gang members but idk.. i just knew they were gonna talk about jel, and i was right. bitches name is candy..if that isn't a strippers name i dont know what is lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 TONIGHT ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES, FIND OUT WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIG FOOT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 haha i seent some COPS special called Tazed and Confused, every scene was a perfect example of taser abuse. and the one legged cop chasing the guy!! :lol: dude kept yelling "STOP OR ILL SHOOT YOU, ILL SHOOT YOU IN THE BACK!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalashnikov Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 cops is sweet. i can do without john walsh's nasal alliterations like "lets put this brazen bandit back where he belongs...behind bars" though. Must spread rep around... That alone is the only reason I'll leave it on if I come across it. That nigga is so fuckin' corny with his little statements but they're hilarious... "This hot rodding hatchback hooligan is no match for the officer's souped-up cruiser". :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 "this baby raping bad guy is busted, and behind bars he wont be much of a bully" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 "This rigorous rapist was rebellious at first---but will be rendered a little less rabid when he's wrapped up in jail!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 "this sexual savage sewed his seed across The States, but sweet revenge is seeing him serve his time sweeping the stairs in a state pen." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 "Thankfully, police were able to pin down this pervert, and I'm pretty sure his prison pals won't be playing so nice." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 anyone remember when jel was posted on AMW? i fucking knew the minute it was on it was jel..maybe it's my lack of knowledge of female writers, or because i associate TKO members with gang members but idk.. i just knew they were gonna talk about jel, and i was right. bitches name is candy..if that isn't a strippers name i dont know what is lol. yes, i remember might have been the last time i ever saw it because for fucks sake we start off catching child killers and baby diddlers and now we're goin after graf writers who were accessory to murder i mean i know it's fucked, but 'america's most wanted?!' gimme a fuckin break Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BloodyWishes Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 My boy was featured twice, once with a reenactment of his first prison break. RIP homey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 I know a girl who ended up on this show, she has really turned her life around since then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohnoone Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 my boy in LA was on AMW. it was a segment on how stalkers worked, he basically stalked this random bitch all over town, then showed up at her door and showed her the footy. ridiculous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 "This rigorous rapist was rebellious at first---but will be rendered a little less rabid when he's wrapped up in jail!" These are fuckin killin me :lol: :lol: :lol: "Help us put a stop to this perpetrating pervert, give us any information at all so we can put a cork in this porky peeping tom" Jesus christ On a side note my buddy would love to call the hot line and give the operators information "I saw this white guy that fit the description, he had a hat on like on the show" "Yea, I saw a black guy walking down the street, he had a jersey on like on the show" I'd have to leave the room to stop crying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THEWILDONE Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 These are fuckin killin me :lol: :lol: :lol: "Help us put a stop to this perpetrating pervert, give us any information at all so we can put a cork in this porky peeping tom" Jesus christ On a side note my buddy would love to call the hot line and give the operators information "I saw this white guy that fit the description, he had a hat on like on the show" "Yea, I saw a black guy walking down the street, he had a jersey on like on the show" I'd have to leave the room to stop crying WOW:lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted May 18, 2011 Share Posted May 18, 2011 you hear that? Perfect time to get away with public murder now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 this sucks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 fucks...who gives'em..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 I tend to be reserved with my fucks, but I might give up 2 shits on this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Incognito Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 anyone else thinking they canceled this shit because we killed osama? no wonder it's not profitable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obnoxious Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 "this crooked killer is still on the loose, help us put this brazzen maniacal cold blooded thug in the hole" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 19, 2011 Share Posted May 19, 2011 anyone else thinking they canceled this shit because we killed osama? no wonder it's not profitable Dunno if you're serious, but when they cancel shows because they aren't profitable, it's based on the past few years/seasons (or season as a whole if it's a new show), not 2 weeks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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