shaolinmasta Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 Is hilarious this is quite possibly one the best quotes I will ever read: "I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body," he said in the ABC interview. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5aSa4tmVNM 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 a fuck. What is what charlie sheen is not giving? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 Dude is on the fucking roll of a lifetime and it can only get better. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 i wanna party with him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 hilarious interview the guy is a winner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 2 and half drugs 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncleHowie Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 i think people want him back on drugs, this guy is AWESOME!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COSMOGRAMMA Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 CHARLIE SHEEN IS BANKSY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRANNYHANDJOBSONER Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 hes obviously based 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 Charlie Sheen was spotted last night in a freestyle cypher out front of the Viper Room spitting hot bars with Joaquin Phoenix and none other than Lil B The Based God. The newest trio in hip hop has a hot mixtape banger dropping tomorrow after the 20/20 interview. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 swag like charlie sheen, snow white like aspen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 "Because I'm me" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 HE IS A PRO-JUNKY RARE BREED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 Charlie really is killing it right now. I can't wait to see what he does next! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted March 1, 2011 Author Share Posted March 1, 2011 http://mediumlarge.wordpress.com/2011/02/24/cats-quote-charlie-sheen/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asthma al Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 one hitter, quitter.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 I have a 10 thousand year old brain and the boogers of a 7 year old.-Lord Charlie Sheen Dying is for fools....Amatuers.-Lord Charlie Sheen I'm not bi-polar, I'm bi-winning- the God Charlie Sheen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pertplus1 Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 IM AN F18 BRO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 HOES ON MY DICK CUZ I LOOK LIKE CHARLIE SHEEN #SWAG 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Fingers Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 "droopy eyed armless children" -TREAT! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Fingers Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 oh and Chalie Sheen is the MANE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 I DON'T KNOW MAN I WAS BANGIN' 7GRAM ROCKS AND FINISHING'EM BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I ROLL I HAVE ONE SPEED ONE GEAR GO!-LORD CHARLIE SHEEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 I EXPOSE PEOPLE TO MAGIC I EXPOSE THEM TO SOMETHING THEIR NEVER OTHERWISE GONNA SEE IN THEIR BORING NORMAL LIVES, AND I GAVE THAT TO THEM I MAY FORGET ABOUT THEM TOMORROW BUT THEY WILL LIVE WITH THAT MEMORY FOR THE OF THEIR LIVES AND THAT'S A GIFT MAN-LORD CHARLIE SHEEN 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and... Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 whoah. if i may say... BSM 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mosluggo Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 I was going to make this thread last week but figured there was one somewhere already. This guy is the fuckin man. How does he pull off going to the caribbean with a porn star, a model, and his EX WIFE??? This guys on another level. Some highlights from the Alex Jones interview last week .“Look what I’m dealing with man… I’m dealing with fools and trolls… You know I’m dealing with soft targets,” Sheen said. He takes aim at the creator of the hit CBS show Chuck Lorre, calling him by his Hebrew name Chaim Levine. “Ok last I checked, Chaim, I’ve spent I think close to the last decade, I don’t know, effortlessly and magically converting your tin can into pure gold,” Sheen said. “They lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and they look at me and they say I can’t process it. Well no you never will. Stop trying and just sit back and enjoy the show.” "People say you got to get rid of your resentments. No, I'm going to hang on to them and they're going to fuel my attack." "You sound like thomas jefferson" "No.. hes a pussy" "I have a disease? Bullshit I cured it myself, go touch yourself and ill fly around the world with 2 smokin hotties" "if you try to hurt my family I will murder you violently" "Scientology is the cult of the martian idiot.... I think its just like a huge joke with no punchline" AND>>>>>Charlie Sheen spent more than $500,000 on escorts and drugs in the six months before he checked into rehab, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. The troubled Two And A Half Men star was said to have consumed mountains of cocaine and other drugs as he partied uncontrollably, according to sources within Sheen's inner circle. "He spent a fortune... his preference is to smoke the cocaine," a close friend told RadarOnline.com. Heard somewhere that he has no REAL teeth in his mouth.. And here's those hoes he went to the caribbean with. Pronstar Bree Olson "Marijuana Model Natalie Kenly And the Ex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mosluggo Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 SOFT TARGETS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 THEY LAY DOWN WITH THEIR UGLY WIVES IN FRONT OF THEIR UGLY CHILDREN AND LOOK AT THEIR LOSER LIVES AND THEY LOOK AT ME AND SAY I CAN'T PROCESS IT. AND NO YOU NEVER WILL, STOP TRYING, JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE SHOW.....YA KNOW?-LORD CHARLIE SHEEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRANNYHANDJOBSONER Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 thomas jefferson is a pussy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 This thread should have started out with the word "rules" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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