dwight Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 But it's how I (you) remembered it, so the shit is hilarious and/or interesting. Thread for your favorite bullshit/exaggerated stories you pull out socially because you have an art to your storyteilling. (or you think you do). one of mine... THE NICKEL BAG Was at the mall in the Washington DC area & I was with my best friend at the time & a girl I liked but she didn't like me back (fucking friend zone), but we were really good friends type shit. Anyway we were like 14 or 15 years old, haning out at the arcade, playing Street Fighter II, (I was always Ken) & the mall Street fighter master showed up & kicked my ass like 9 games straight with Ryu, so it was extra embarrassing, especially since I was trying to get my hands on this girls tits that was with me. $3.75 later we bounced from the arcade, & on the way out I saw "Jay" (the wigger kid that always has the Raiders Starter jacket & matching cap, halfassed drug dealer.. You had one I'm sure... They would sometimes shave their beard to that super thin line that perfectly followed their jawline type motherfucker), so he has some weed & "we" buy a nickel bag from him. He hands it to me it's wrapped in foil & we get it back to my place to smoke. I construct a bong with a empty Scope bottle, the tube of a Bic pen & a socket out of my dad's toolbox & start huffing this shit down. Shit turned into a cartoon, we were losing our minds, & I figured out that we had just smoked weed that was drenched in PCP. After about the first 5 minutes we started having alot of fun. Felt invinsible, visuals were nuts & I got to hold hands with the coolest, hottest chick while walking through to woods- out of our minds on angel dust. We got married in 2004 & are happily married to this day. My advice, try PCP. But on accident... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 it's like the 12oz version of Sleepless in Seattle. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwight Posted August 15, 2010 Author Share Posted August 15, 2010 ^^ha, ha - props issued... So you're familiar with that film, ehh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SONolAR187 Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 cool story br0. but thats some disney shit, maybe i can slip miley cyrus some and live happily ever after Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 So you raped her in the woods, she got pregnant and her religious parents didn't want her to abort, so then you had to marry her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRANNYHANDJOBSONER Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 either way props issued Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwight Posted August 15, 2010 Author Share Posted August 15, 2010 I knew you all would come through with the sarcasm contest... No hate, it's fucking awesome. I am uber positive & you won't bring down to your level. that's how i win. I won. bitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
volcom8811 Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 he won^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 Indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flowsmith Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 Nigga.....what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrewreynoldsx Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 I love drugs...but not PCP...we don't get along at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 I don't think i'd be very good with smoking laced up buds, no I'm quite sure I would not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 pcp works in mysterious ways and none of them good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 In my version the tranny was a girl and my hypercolor was a gwar shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Getoe Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 fuck exaggerating stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 when i first started smoking the herbs, my mom was concerned. not because of the pot, because she used to smoke it, but because of the off chance that someone would "lace" my weed with other drugs. I reassured her, "Mom, these are drug dealers. They make money selling drugs. They won't lose money by giving me extra drugs I didn't pay for." Which I think still rings true, even in your half bullshit arcade story with Paco the dope man. That wasn't PCP, that was BIC PEN you were smoking in a socket set when you were too young to think for yourselves. Your wife will leave you for a hairless midget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 yeah. oil residue and melted plastic get you crazy high. duh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreatGatsby Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 There was just an Intervention with a lady that had been smoking dust for 25 years. Bitch was bat shit crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 dude you got free pcp! score! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nerfs Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 dust juice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
visual_ransom Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 dust juice pretty bad ass song, pretty bad ass video, pretty ugly ass woman on there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 hmm. Ok. I snorted a bunch of K (on purpose) and my ex got dropped off. This broad used to just show up all the time broke needing things all strung out on coke. Aside from that she wasn't that cool but looked good. So i'm not in the mood to fight and shes being a bitch. I tell her i'm taking her home and she gets shitty. Shes fucking up my high and like usual she just showed up without calling. We dont talk the whole ride and all the sudden she grabbed my keys from the ignition and the steering wheel. I stopped, she punched me in the eye and jumped out and into the car behind us. Dumb move by a not so bright girl. It was some random stranger and in a shitty neighborhood on the eastside of Detroit. I got lucky. The ring part of the key broke so i was able to drive home but she had my house key. That night i made the conscious decision that if she tried to break in and cause trouble i would kill the bitch but it didn't happen. I changed the locks and put her shit on the curb we didn't get married 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 ^LOL, I heard that one before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nerfs Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 pretty bad ass song, pretty bad ass video, pretty ugly ass woman on there. pretty sure thats the point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 -random dude/chick at social gathering talking about 151 or any other outrageously strong alcohol... "i got SUPER fucked off everclear one time and almost died, fucking went to the hospital and got my stomach pumped." -bystanders and what not "wow, thats gnarly, i never had alcohol poisoning but i've come close." -Me (cause i always gotta be on the one up in public) "oh SHIT, Bacardi 151 is CRAAAAZY yo, my old college roomate and i copped a bottle of that and deaded it on the way to see a fucking Rob Base show.(it takes two to make a thing go riiiight) i woke up the next morning covered in piss and puke with grass stains all over my shirt. the last thing i remember is being dragged out of the spot for pissing on a bright red carpet in vip while my buddy was stealing champagne from rob bases table. apparently he thought we are fucking hilarious and ended up giving us a ride home. i don't really remember any of that shit but i know i was como-tose sick for a whole week after. i puked so much that morning night the RA later threatened to have us both removed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Exaggerate everything. That's how funny happens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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