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package deal or no go

 

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dude, no go

 

ellen is hollywood's new stud

 

you fuck her bitch she's gonna do stuff to your butt no matter what

 

you try to resist she'll have security taze you and hold you down

 

yeah maybe you get a giftbasket and big suite at disney hotel

 

but no thanks

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yeah maybe you get a giftbasket

 

Sounds like something filthy, IE: rusty trombone, west virginia windshield whipers or glassbottom boat.

 

On a side note, barring the presence of an actual penis on any of them, every bitch from shiny pants down gets it, hard. Those bitch are obvious smashes, in other words if you gotta think about it, nurga you gay. This thread has fallen the fuck off. Im gonna start negging kids for doing it obviously wrong.

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