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Re: Oh hey dow what are you doing???

 

Now wait just a cotton picking minute, What's all the ruckus in here?

 

How is a hurricane formed?

 

A hurricane starts off as a regular thunderstorm. Most of these

storms start off the coast of West Africa and then move over

the warm tropical waters a

 

lots of hurricane birthplace bashing in here.

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Re: Oh hey dow what are you doing???

 

fuck now all i want to watch is Kapri Styles and no other porn.

 

jungle fever?

 

 

 

i think so.

 

Mmmm, Kapri Styles. I like black pornstars/strippers, but I'm not really attracted to them in real life.

 

My brother has a thing for them (although really he just loves to fuck any girl), and when I told him I didn't he goes "Did you ever fuck one? No? You never will, they fuck you"

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priya rai > *

 

 

BNH - come bang one of the slopes at the asian massage spa by my work in escondido. the tightest slit ive ever had the pleasure to slide up into, shit was crazy. it was like a miniature vagina.

 

 

ps it aint trickin if you got it

 

pps actually it kinda is

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are you working on fucking her or wifeing her?

 

Fucking. I see what you'r. Getting at here tho "how do you know what her clam looks like if you haven't fucked?"

 

let me tell you the story of my people

 

 

Hit her up and took her to my favorite taco shop a block over. (making Tom Leykis proud errday).

take her back to my place after some burritos to watch a movie.

I start doin work with the magic hands and notice a string. A tampon string.

She was down to smash but my dong wasn't. Totally killed my boner. Vietnam flashbacks...

 

Search the thread titled "rookie mistake" I made as creamypotatoe. Word.

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Fucking. I see what you'r. Getting at here tho "how do you know what her clam looks like if you haven't fucked?"

 

let me tell you the story of my people

 

 

Hit her up and took her to my favorite taco shop a block over. (making Tom Leykis proud errday).

take her back to my place after some burritos to watch a movie.

I start doin work with the magic hands and notice a string. A tampon string.

She was down to smash but my dong wasn't. Totally killed my boner. Vietnam flashbacks...

 

Search the thread titled "rookie mistake" I made as creamypotatoe. Word.

 

 

 

 

2 THINGS BITCHES LOVE. SMILEY FACES AND TACO SHOP BURRITOS.

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Wanna talk about a fail? Me and my boy had two hipster cunts over my crib blowing lines til like 6 AM,and somehow we both failed to smash. I'm not even sure how it happened, but I'm disgusted with myself.

 

The night before that, the girl I brought home from the bar had an attack of conscience right as we were hooking up like "I just feel so bad cheating on him, I don't know...".

 

Last couple of nights have been some serious cockteases haha

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