NightmareOnElmStreet Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 honky churches are hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 church of satan is not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 and for the record pregnant broads bust nuts super easy. thats all I can add to the convo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayorMeanBeans Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 how do you all juggle chicks? made plans to go out with one chick tonight, other one just wrote a text like, "is it cool if i come over 'joder te' (word reference that) after i go out to the club with my friends?" usually i lean towards not responding to texts that are wayward like that, that way i can claim some sort of innocence later. any of you guys got a better trick that doesn't involve too much lying that can blow up in your face? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 I dont give a fuck. That system hasnt failed me yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 I dont give a fuck. That system hasnt failed me yet. how pregnant was this chick? pregnant chicks are so fun. dark ass nipples though. so do you think your going to go to all those parent/ teacher meetings? or just the ones where your kid is in trouble? make sure you get a diaper genie man...they are the shit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Truth in that statement I don't think I've fallen in love so quick...who is this girl? I need to marry her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 She was 4 months in. Nipples were normal colored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TugboatTimmy Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 honky churches are hilarious. Racial slurs against the white man is not bsm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Yeah nigger get it right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 So I hadn't hit up that chick w issues for a couple days Radio silence Then last night she hits me up saying how she misses me and asking what I'm doing Hit her up today and she tells me she's hanging out w a guy she just met Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Came home to new 19 yr old room mate and friends raging Potential to fuck some 19yr old bitches ftw Was planning on moving by march but may hang around a bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Even tho I don't blaze anymore Taught the lil homie how to roll a Cone Good times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 So I hadn't hit up that chick w issues for a couple days Radio silence Then last night she hits me up saying how she misses me and asking what I'm doing Hit her up today and she tells me she's hanging out w a guy she just met wow...that chick is totally messed up...run. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Pretty much... What really sucks Is I really like her But im really smart So I know to bounce Classic cock vs brain ish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Side note: Pops says delete her # big homie says hit her up randomly to see what up What does BSM click say? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Pretty much... What really sucks Is I really like her But im really smart So I know to bounce Classic cock vs brain ish It's fucked up how many chicks get into us and we don't want any part in it...you finally find one that your willing to stick around for and she turns out to be a fucking looney tune...my advice...go fuck a pregnant chick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 What's really crazy is She begged me to go to thangiving dinner w her fam. When I didn't she was pissed. So I went to fam dinner for her Bday. Only one there who wasn't fam. Bitch was throwing Round the 'L' word... Asked if I could see myself marrying her. All this shit threw me off my game because I really liked her. i would've never told this broad i wound marry her, but she fucking asked if I would, caught me off guard. I was already thinking it but wouldve NEVER said it in my own. Then a couple weeks later, that shit. Def learned a lesson: keep distance and never become attached. No matter what. CATCH AND RELEASE PROGRAM UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. Fuck it Shit def sucks because I was considering wifing her down. Then she pulls that shit. Maybe she was just running game. But the ONLY way for me to interpret 'I'm hanging out w a guy I just met' is as a "FUCK OFF' After some reflection I've noticed I'm attracted to damaged women WTF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 ya man that's wack. I used to have the same problems. Just mad nutters, but then I let the right one get passed the defense. Ended up marrying her. three years this august and she's mad cool. So point of my faggoty Julie Roberts love story...woman are like dubstep tunes. There are a few of good ones out there...you just have to weed through the massive sea of garbage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 delete her number bro.... if she calls or texts later you can be like....uhhh who is this again? then she will set your car on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Fallin' in love ass niggers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 This thread is not for whining about women. It's about fucking them and taking pictures. And booze. And drugs... And big sensual muscles. And cuddling.. Man shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Now that you're no longer seeing said crazy broad, you might as well post up some nudes. It will help you to move on or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DivineMind Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 What's with all this lovey dovey non sense. Fuck bitches, smoke weed,snort coke, and paint. Or people don't do that anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Paint? The fuck you talking about? I ain't doing manual labor nor will I be discussing it in a thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Yeah, that's a pretty dull activity. I'd assume it would be more BSM to pound nails into things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 With bare fists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 Heres my latest rant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Niggers in here lookin out the window when it rains. Im on that sick nigger shit. Napathons and chili from Wendys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 life aquatic = BSM forever! a timeless classic which never fails to provide a few lengthy laughs. and BNH. posts her newdsz man. it's obviously the only thing left to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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