KILZ FILLZ Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 I miss it when I'm away too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 I go to a gym in a warehouse. No mirrors. What about the bicep curls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted January 21, 2011 Author Share Posted January 21, 2011 im house sitting for a buddy while hes on vacation right now. first day he's gone, somebody smashed a window and steals his flat screen and ps3. doh. long story short, the neighbor's buddy tried to sell the stolen goods (unknowingly) to a youngster that is related to a good friend of the homeowner. busted. so needless to say the tv will be back in the house very soon. dumb fuck youngsters. moral of the story is dont steal from houses. especially the guy that lives next door to you. bsm - property recovery specialists Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 What about the bicep curls? Preacher curls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 yo good shit dow, that would suck huge dick to come home from wherever the fuck and find your tv and ps3 gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 Preacher curls Beach body workout nigga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Alot of that advice wasn't very bsm. Especially the pull out part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 not pulling outs for spics. fuck having unnecessary chirren. said advice seems pretty money to me man. your social circles on point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Kids suck. Always jizz on, not in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HELLA LOVE IT Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Alot of that advice wasn't very bsm. Especially the pull out part. PFFFFFFFFHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Seriously...don't try and rope us into your baby making lifestyle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Today I painted a fuck ton of flash. Then went to a redneck bar for my boys birthday. I met a pregnant chick at the bar who was DDing for her friends. Smashed in her back seat. Pregnant girl takes me to the strip club. Gives me money to get a dance. Its a former Vivid Vixen whos the headliner. She gives me a dance, standard fare, we do some blow and she starts going on and on about her kids. Played it cool and she took me back stage to do more blow. Ended up smashing. Pregnant broad is super into it. Asked me how it was and such. Took me home and smashed again. She is currently in my bead snoring like a motherfucker. And the awkward part is our cocktail waitress was a girl I banged before. She had an abortion in high school and when I smashed she was a cunt. She wouldntr go down on me so I wouldnt go down on her. She called me out on it and I said it was because of her abortion. We havent spoken until tonight when she gave me her number. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayorMeanBeans Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 ^god damn thats a friday night i smashed on the pool rooftop of a 50 floor panamanian high rise luxury apartment building, and didn't get asked to stay over cuz her friends were in her bed sleeping, so i got to duck out, home by 3:30. told me that if i came by her house on sunday to watch football she would cook me food. i thought that was a good deal. and then i read what you just wrote.... i beg the question, whats it like smashing a pregnant chick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Kinda like fucking a girl with a gut without the fat girl factor. Plus she was already knocked up so it wasnt like she gave a shit about a wrapper, or getting busted in. I dont know if all pregos snore this fucking bad. Could be a down side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 how far along is she ? hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Kinda like fucking a girl with a gut without the fat girl factor. Plus she was already knocked up so it wasnt like she gave a shit about a wrapper, or getting busted in. I dont know if all pregos snore this fucking bad. Could be a down side. You're the father of that child now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Yall about to see me on Maury dancin when the results come in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 You're the father of that child now. Hater is on point. Sounds like an awesome night, but preggo broad is definitely looking for a man who will be there for her when she has the kid. Tread lightly. Or, take advantage of her paying for shit and sweet pregnant titties and keep smashing until she gets too far along. Then fucking disappear. Option 2 is probably the more BSM choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Was that shit extra juicy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Yall about to see me on Maury dancin when the results come in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Bar, killing it at pool, cocaine, being adorable, and not pulling out. My Friday night was also rad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Also if a girl gets a "never again" tattoo at your shop, that means you can fuck her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Truth in that statement Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 damn spicy and mayor. doin it right! i've only smashed on post-preggos. though i do often wonder what it'd be like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Best part of smashing pregnant bitches is that they can't get pregnant. Would make sex on that never again girl as well. well done LF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 Today I painted a fuck ton of flash. Then went to a redneck bar for my boys birthday. I met a pregnant chick at the bar who was DDing for her friends. Smashed in her back seat. Pregnant girl takes me to the strip club. Gives me money to get a dance. Its a former Vivid Vixen whos the headliner. She gives me a dance, standard fare, we do some blow and she starts going on and on about her kids. Played it cool and she took me back stage to do more blow. Ended up smashing. Pregnant broad is super into it. Asked me how it was and such. Took me home and smashed again. She is currently in my bead snoring like a motherfucker. And the awkward part is our cocktail waitress was a girl I banged before. She had an abortion in high school and when I smashed she was a cunt. She wouldntr go down on me so I wouldnt go down on her. She called me out on it and I said it was because of her abortion. We havent spoken until tonight when she gave me her number. Epic night is epic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 After a few months of not venturing in here (or oontzing much at all). I am very please to see this thread still full of filth and good times. Lovely work gentleman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 I don't have shit to do in the morning and sunday is the day everyone goes to church, so I like to get completely shit faced tonight and sleep in with a hang over. FUCK YES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 the fuck is church? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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