Weapon X Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 my girlfriend is Finnish and has the softest skin ever. She says it's a Finn thing, but she also says that they smack birch branches against their skin, in Finland, to make it soft. I doubt that works. Black girls probably do have that problem. But they spend mad money on hair and skin products to fix these sort of things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Vaginas have hair on them?!?! I have to start raping older girls 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DretheGod Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 who talks about this shit openly??? this thread is givin me the creeps If by "open" you mean a semi-anonymous internet message board, then everybody here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Even if it was "open", fuck it. I've told girls the deal before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 So....none of you are down with merkins or vajazilling? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 I trim my shit with an electric razor, you can adjust the length it takes off too, thank you Brook stone. One of my ex's liked it shaved, nuts and all. My current girl likes it with hair, she said it looks weird shaved. That ex is also a psycho, so I'm guessing most normal girls like cocks with pubes. Usually before I go in I bust out a little shampoo bottle I got in my bathroom and freshen up the business so when she gets down there it smells like fruits, I also throw flavored lube on that shit so its like sucking on something edible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poison pit Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 wow dude your crazy^^^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the graff giraffe Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 i wish i had flicks of the mega bush that i had my ex-wife grow out a few years back. shit was bananas. imho, a super hairy puss looks hella rad after sex, all messy and fucked up looking. gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 but bald down there on a male is geee-ross. not all females would agree with you here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brickos Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Pubic and parsley... Just push it to the side and continue eating... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 hair = sweat = stink im sure a bald/sweaty pussy can be just as stinky. bush that hasnt been washed for several days is probably the worst. i can only imagine. fucking stinky ass hippies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Quote: Originally Posted by zebradrips (View Original Post) but bald down there on a male is geee-ross. not all females would agree with you here. i agree. bald dudes are weird. trimming is perfectly fine. imagining a dude saving himself is pretty hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 somewhere along the line some brilliant woman decided it would be a good idea to shave the pussy. She should be awarded with a medal or a plaque or some shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Co-signed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Why did that tampon call me crazy for trimming my nuts, is it really THAT crazy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 i agree. bald dudes are weird. trimming is perfectly fine. imagining a dude saving himself is pretty hilarious. i used to trim. now i guess im just weird...and pretty hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Yo 50, why don't you imagine me with my foot on top of the toilet while I trim my ass crack, all the clumps of dingle berries and smelly ass hair falling into the toilet. That's whats really going down over here, whats up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 fact: most females would rather lick hairless assholes than hairy assholes. so if you want your salad tossed by your lady keep the asshole hairless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
williemayeshayes Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 im all about the shaved puss.. and dude why are you talking about getting the tossed salad?:huh2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 cause im okay with a female licking my asshole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 looking for painting pics/norapletter.. on google and found this. Fits the thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 I don't like anything near my ass hole, I just know if you don't keep the hair in there under control the shit will get crazy and you'd never even know. That stinky ass hair hangs out while you push logs of shit through it all day. There was a time in my life I hated all women for no reason, it was like a drunken idea that they were all a bunch of slores, so I stopped trimming my ass hair and let that shit get disgusting, and any pig who dared cross Manutes drunken piece of shit dick got the worst show of their lives. I'm cool now though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 ^^ word em up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 meh, i like it when my guy shaves i honestly do not care if it's bald or not, i am not running my fingaz thru that shit ooo baby your pubes get me so hawt :haha: 50million what wax kit do you use? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 shaving or trimming makes it look bigger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 There was a time in my life I hated all women for no reason, it was like a drunken idea that they were all a bunch of slores You got over that? I'm still goin strong, since the Governor days haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 fact: most females would rather lick hairless assholes than hairy assholes. so if you want your salad tossed by your lady keep the asshole hairless. if any woman thinks i'm shaving or waxing my ring piece then they're pissin' in the wind... then again i do not care for my farter to be tongued... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Yeah, I'm definitely down for licking a girl's ass, but she better stay the fuck away from mine. I'm honestly shocked by how many people on here are OK with a hairy box. I don't know a single guy who is into that, and I've only encountered one of them in my life, so I'm gonna chalk this up as yet another instance where people on the oontz are just way different from everyone I know IRL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 I'm gonna chalk this up as yet another instance where people on the oontz are just way different from everyone I know IRI. *fixed It's a cycle. It grows. It's removed. It grows back. The cycle continues. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 I don't know what IRI is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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