CityonSMASH Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 youre all so cool that you all can drink soooooo much 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brasif al-muhammed Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Addendum - All other races can smoke more poopy weed than white people. White people get better weed hense being able to smoke less. ***fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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SwampFightOner Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 White people can drink alot more than other races (in general), but we also tend to do more ridiculous shit when fucked up. I went through a well documented phase of about 3 years where I drank like an animal and did stupid, violent shit basically every night. Nowadays I have to drink so much to get drunk that I pretty much don't even have time to do anything but drink, and then get up and drive home. I've had several bartenders tell me I'm a bartenders worst nightmare, because they have no idea when I'm drunk. The only telltale sign with me when I'm WASTED is I'll start rubbing my face alot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mynameaintbic Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Irish/scottish heritage means you should be able to drink 10 times you own weight in whiskey and it not phase you!! you should also be drinking this for breakfast haha agreed on your previous comment about lite beers in the UK, I have never seen anyone drinking it, actually I don't think I have ever even seen it on sale. i have drank that super tennents before. but truth be told. it's honestly like fuckin' paint stripper. the only folk i ever see drinking that are homeless and brainless with no bowel control either. and there's fuck all "special" aboot carly special brew. normal carlsberg tastes fuckin' bad enough. i'm sure that's just cheap vodka mixed with the blood and sweat from the eastern europeans they hire to make that pish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 I know mate they are fucking disgusting, the only way I have managed to drink it before is when it is ice cold and even then it is highly unenjoyable. Better off sticking with your stellas and having whiskey chasers or moving onto vodka, although I have to admit I do like Gin as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 white people are the only ones that can not use a rubber and not get the bitch pregnant at the same time Quoted for truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Do white people ever eat when they're not driving? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Hahaha, for real. I had two different girlfriends who I was with for about 2 years a piece, and fucked both of them basically every day, using a condom MAYBE 10 times total, and managed to only have one pregnancy resulting. Even that one was because I stopped even pulling out for a few months...guess I got a little bit greedy If a black dude puts his dick in a girl's mouth without a condom that bitch is gonna be pregnant Edit: To Francis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 so basically your sperm is acidic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 stupid thread is stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 not attempting to prove you wrong, but asain people can get slammed. Theyre pretty serious about the drink. Edit: Have you seen a native american drink before? Or a mexican? Wait...I thought some asians had this predisposed allergy to alcohol? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 The only people I've seen consistently loose it while drinking are Native Americans. From my experience only the herbs from any given minority would choose to drink with closet racist people from other races. This may skew the statistic data gathered by white herbs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 i can easily drink 12 pints and, say, a 26er of whiskey and NOT start a fight with a buddy or tell a dude that i love him. plus, no one will draw on me because i won't pass out and you won't catch me puking. i drink every day, and not bullshit pints of draft. swampfighter is right - a lot of white people can drink but they may do stupid stuff. i judge by who doesn't do stupid shit. that said, canadians know how to drink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 when i lived in alaska the natives up there cant drink for shit.. they find a few dead ones every spring when the snow thaws from passing out in snow banks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 The only people I've seen consistently loose it while drinking are Native Americans. From my experience only the herbs from any given minority would choose to drink with closet racist people from other races. This may skew the statistic data gathered by white herbs. yes, thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Whites are the best at this shit because we have a majority of posters to support such a claim. WOOOOOOOOO 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadWithNames Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 The danish can handle their drink better than anyone, this is a fact. never doing the hundred club with danes ever again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Mercer, you seem to be really paranoid that everyone is a closet racist. Different races of people behave different. Understanding and pointing out these differences doesn't necessarily make someone racist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i kill for meow mix Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 AWESOME THREAD.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54Q_nbw2Xvo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 Swamp, we tend to agree on shit but, you don't think this thread is corny? "Because of our genetically superior skin color our drinking habits are cooler" Apply that to any race represented in this thread, shit's corny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 It's whatever. Like I said, I DO generally find that most white people can drink more (and I'm at a bar 7 days a week, so I have experience in this field haha), but they also have a higher tendency to do stupid shit when drunk...so is that really a win? I'm just glad I'm an awesome drunk, I couldn't care less about the rest of my race Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 white people > * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 seems like native people get the most fucked up with the least amount of alcohol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 I'm just glad I'm an awesome drunk, I couldn't care less about the rest of my race Exactly, this shit could have been closed with one response. "There are stupid people and good drunks that come in every size shape and color" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 I think the one thing we can ALL agree on is that Native Americans are failures at life, and can't drink for shit. Hopefully, one day, some Neo from The Matrix type muthafucka is born who can save them and show them how to drink properly, but it probably won't happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rolling nowhere Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 not attempting to prove you wrong, but asain people can get slammed. Theyre pretty serious about the drink. Edit: Have you seen a native american drink before? Or a mexican? some drunk "native american" fool at a bus stop in austin just randomly started talking shit to me the day before thanksgfiving 2 years ago because im white and i guess thats how it goes. you know being a land thief and murderer of his peoples and all that. he kept saying he was going to fuck me up and i kept telling him to go ahead and make a move and id stab him in the fuckin face. there were a bunch of people just standing there like..whoa wtf is goin on? but i was just laughing at him and then he said he was going to butt fuck me and i told him that was cool with me we should just get down to business right there in the middle of the street. haha. he was a fucking idiot. that was one of the more fun times ive had waiting for a bus though. as a representative of the white man i must say i get out of hand pretty fast when i drink whiskey. so youre theory may be a little wrong pal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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