Hayabusa Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 soooooooo... Im home alone for a while bored I happen to have about 20-30 mini oranges in my fridge. I will not be able to eat them all at once. They are currently either dried up or will be soon, so i must get them done ASAP I am taking suggestions as to what to do with them all. If its epic I would also take pics. So far, I am considering blendering all of them at once, with a buncha other stuff and drinking it. But I am open to all other options. Lets hear it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
`Melinoe Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Re: Mini Organge Dilema - Help Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 go on a roof near a busy street, throw them at commuter buses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 air cannon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Put them in a basket and stand on the corner of the street and wave at cars to buy some. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Baseball practice. Throw them up into the air like you did when you were a kid and try and hit them before they hit the ground. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 see how many you can shove up your nose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goXfKWnwaBs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DM! Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 http://www.letsmasturbate.com/topics/food.shtml "When I am horny I find an orange and hollow it out to fit my cock. When you do this don't cut all the way through. Leave the skin on the other side to provide some massive suction. You don't need lubricant, because the orange will be so juicy. Stick your cock in it and fuck it till you come. Believe me it will feel like a real pussy. Then if you want you can eat it." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tabula_rasa Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 go on a roof near a busy street, throw them at commuter buses. wait, i already said that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 pinecone fight... with oranges Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Juice. Told myself I would not click the link DM posted but did anyway. Masturbate using a squid. That's right. That slimy purplish squid. It'll feel just like your second skin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 + = report back with results. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 sell the oranges to mexicans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pertplus1 Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 eat them all at once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHEKmySTEEZ*NC* Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 you know youre white when you have too much food you know youre not mexican when you dont know what to do with alota oranges Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Write your name on them then throw them at people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 you know youre white when you have too much food you know youre not mexican when you dont know what to do with alota oranges HARAHAR THATS HILARIOUS BRAH compost bin... but i cant deny itd be more fun if theyre invested in ruining someones day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_spenty Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 marmalade. or put them in a jug of vodka for a month. or whatever. duh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jαm//wαttle Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 ferment and make alcohol.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9cm2L6NcKM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Juice. Told myself I would not click the link DM posted but did anyway. Masturbate using a squid. That's right. That slimy purplish squid. It'll feel just like your second skin. thats fucking trife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troofandroomaz Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 uhhhhh.... Stand on a roof on a QUIET street, hit COMMUTER BUSES AND WHATEVER is 4 blocks away. post flix of said havoc four blocks away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Freeze. 'Em. Throw them at people or animals 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 draw weird faces on them....put them in a bag...walk down the street...approach people...."this looks like you"...hand them the orange...walk away without saying anything else...you will make that person think twice about walking down the street with that stupid face they have. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Do you have enough to start a bowl game? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 this.. http://13gb.com/videos/1555/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Squeeze them. You can add vodka later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
where Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 franchisee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted March 7, 2010 Share Posted March 7, 2010 Build a killdozer with an orange cannon on the top of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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