HATER. Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Re: a tranny is giving me a handjob right fucking now!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Re: a tranny is giving me a handjob right fucking now!!! twinky....that bulge says shes packing a little bit more than a frankenstein pussy you must be trippin if you think that shit would stop me playa. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Re: a tranny is giving me a handjob right fucking now!!! Her face looks plastic bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ink face Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Re: a tranny is giving me a handjob right fucking now!!! whoa whoa, i am slippin on my oontzin, how is this the first time i clicked on this thread??? gonna have to go ahead and give this a big PAUSE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Re: a tranny is giving me a handjob right fucking now!!! you must be trippin if you think that shit would stop me playa. you're in a class/world of you're own my man :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Re: a tranny is giving me a handjob right fucking now!!! ive seen how people act on that shit and i hate it, especially E. E-tards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metalasfock Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 e-dogg, she put the whole thing in, i was a trooper. it was a biological female btw. when i say "she", im referring to the gender, not the sex of the person. you guys are aware theres a difference between gender and sex, right? OH it sounds like your one hell of a trooper alright!! I am sure she had both of her "biological" hands on your shoulders then your felt her "biological" "thumb" get inserted..but wait how is that possible if both hands are on your shoulders...eh whatever slayer kicks ass and so does that pizza!!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metalasfock Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Re: a tranny is giving me a handjob right fucking now!!! you must be trippin if you think that shit would stop me playa. You and DOW should just dress up. One in a pink bikini the other in a slayer shirt, you could be best friends/bomb partners/fuck buddies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 OH it sounds like your one hell of a trooper alright!! I am sure she had both of her "biological" hands on your shoulders then your felt her "biological" "thumb" get inserted..but wait how is that possible if both hands are on your shoulders...eh whatever slayer kicks ass and so does that pizza!!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: so wait....it inserted something into DOW? ....damn Ive slept on this. I got the first page but havent checked back since then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metalasfock Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 so wait....it inserted something into DOW? ....damn Ive slept on this. I got the first page but havent checked back since then. nah this is a separate encounter with a real girl i am assuming/hoping...correct dow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted March 2, 2010 Author Share Posted March 2, 2010 Re: a tranny is giving me a handjob right fucking now!!! yeah, seperate chick. it was an oontzers sister. -- this doesnt have anything to do with trannies, but its pervy, so ill add it: in downtown portland, next door to the delicious voodoo donuts, is the paris theatre. the paris is one of the seedy theatres that play porno and people jerk off inside. ive always wondered if the other people around me, while snacking on our tasty bacon maple bars or fruit-loops and frosting donuts, were thinking that its kinda fuckin weird that meters away from where our food is made, there are old homeless men, jacking their dicks off while they watch other men get blowjobs. this weekend, i took my date (biological female) into the paris to check it out. i had never been inside, and neither had she. when we got inside, we were first in a small room with a gentlemen tending the other side of a plastic window. he told us that since we were a couple, we would only have to pay 5$ once for a years membership. pretty pretty good bargain. the fella gave me what looked like a credit card, it had a mgnetic strip on one side, but the other side had a surprising image: it was a picture of a beautiful mountain, covered in snow. the foreground was a large field that was painted with yellow flowers. how fucking awesome and "discreet". "ill meet you guys on the other side of the door, and show you where our couples area is, there was some activity earlier, if its as busy as it was, ill have to open up the other side" "sounds good, buddy, lets fucking do it" The next room was a small "adult shop" sorta place that sold movies, and there were a male and female restrooms in it. We were finally about to get into the theatre, i was pretty stoked... Once inside, i noticed the movie playing was a classy flick of a black female being gangbanged by 4 men, she was covered in semen and still very eager for more action. the "couples section" was a small designated area in the rear of the theatre, the entrance to it consisted of a horizontal chain with a clip on the end. we were the only people in our special little spot, so we peeped the seats for cum, then sat down. right outside the entrance to the couples section was an older guy, beating off furiously while watching the movie. directly in front of us were several men that were very interested in us. one man stared at us the whole fucking time we were there, which wasnt very long...dudes staring at us made for a weird vibe. we came back later in the night to peep shenanigans, but ill type about that some other time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metalasfock Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Re: a tranny is giving me a handjob right fucking now!!! I must say you got me hooked....I WANT THE REST OF THE STORY!!!:scrambled: :scrambled: :scrambled: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowfatmilk Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Re: a tranny is giving me a handjob right fucking now!!! get AIDZ or die tryin hahahahahah YES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turtle Dick Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Re: a tranny is giving me a handjob right fucking now!!! WOW. Bad news, dude... there's no getting around it, homie.. YOUR GAY! i dont care if it "LOOKS like a girl"... ITS A MAN. you=gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Re: a tranny is giving me a handjob right fucking now!!! ...just a little late but please, enlighten us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Re: a tranny is giving me a handjob right fucking now!!! you're* and i think it's been covered already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Re: a tranny is giving me a handjob right fucking now!!! Dow, you are without a doubt the most disgusting/awesome person on the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Re: a tranny is giving me a handjob right fucking now!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Re: a tranny is giving me a handjob right fucking now!!! transvestic delusions apply directly to the forehead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metalasfock Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Re: a tranny is giving me a handjob right fucking now!!! Since I too am in the PNW, every time I see a dude wearing a slayer shirt I always wonder ...is that DOW, the guy who got a HJ from a tranny and admitted it on the 12? Or is that just some dude wearing a slayer shirt who did get a HJ from a tranny but was smart enough to keep that shit to himself...??? I WONNDDERRRR:D I also agree with 5fingure your pretty damn disgusting/awesome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted March 2, 2010 Share Posted March 2, 2010 Re: a tranny is giving me a handjob right fucking now!!! Wrong page Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUMPINSLAPPERS Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Re: a tranny is giving me a government job right fucking now!!! homo UNerectus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Re: a tranny is giving me a government job right fucking now!!! haha tell us more about that porn theater story sounds pretty hilarious/disgusting. Also that story of you getting plugged by a girl reminded of this drug dealer who i used to score dope off when I was younger I wasn't there at the time but a couple of my mates were and this guy around my age who lived there who was the dope dealers step kid brought out a photo album and showed my friends, it had the dope dealer getting fucked in the ass by a strap on while wearing a tutu by the kid's mum. Needless to say it was the biggest joke of all time for a few months. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Re: a tranny is giving me a government job right fucking now!!! title change lols Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Re: a tranny is giving me a government job right fucking now!!! :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Re: a tranny is giving me a government job right fucking now!!! bro hugs all around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro dePaca Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Re: a tranny is giving me a government job right fucking now!!! i heartily approve of the new thread title change. that is all. carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Re: a tranny is giving me a government job right fucking now!!! :lol: @ title change Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted March 3, 2010 Share Posted March 3, 2010 Re: a tranny is giving me a government job right fucking now!!! damn ...46 pages? whatd i miss in the last 10? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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