KILZ FILLZ Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 well if she is cool with it then no..but its creepy as fuck tho... extra creepy if you pretend she's dead while you beat guts extra awesome also 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 been accused of being a remorseless ultra violent sarcastic asshole with no morals...rather often ultra violence you say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 We actually kind of agree on something. Don't get me wrong, i've hooked up with PLENTY of drunk girls, but once you get to a certain point I can't be bothered Is it rape if you have sex with your girlfriend while she's sleeping? My boy used to do that shit all the time, and then be like "She woulda said yes if she was awake" haha My ex actually gave me permission to fuck her when she was sleeping, but I never could bring myself to do it. I'd slide a hand down her panties for a minute and if she woke up great, if not I was jerking off hahaha dude im not gonna lie ive banged out a hand full of broads who wanted the fake "rape scenario" from guidettes to goths. etc so no, sleep sex is of the non rape type Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 sleep sex is diet rape, never as good as the real thing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Unless she's in an eternal slumber! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 sleep sex is diet rape, never as good as the real thing. ahahah diet rape aahhahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 dow, did you rape any chicks last night? you were fucking rowdy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 i raped the mirror in the girls bathroom of the shanghai. thats why my hand was bleeding. i wasnt a dick last night, was i? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 no you just seemed wasted it was fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 i get accused of shit all the time. id say probably 30-40 percent of the time i am guilty of whatever it is. in high school i was that guy that they hauled into the office every time something went wrong/ got broken and of all those times they never brought me in for stuff i actually did do except once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 I've been accused of rape before when I was 17. Girl was crying and everything about it. Had only met her the one time as well. Thankfully all the girls I knew at the time knew I wouldn't be capable of anything like that. Other things I've been wrongly accused of include stealing phones, running through peoples houses and stealing a mates mothers jewelery box. Oh and shaving someones eyebrows off haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 sleep sex is rape. if she wakes up and is down, you're cool. but if not, best be on your j.o. it's a thin line though because getting woken up with head is pretty a-ok in my book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the radiologist Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 Too long of a story to write, so to sum it up quick.... Male prostitue, accuser: my father. Saw me on a fucked up street on look-out while painting with my homeboy while he was finishing up, 4 a.m. my pops drove past driving to work. Took him about 4 days of sleeplessness to bring it up to me...turned out deal sealer was because the same day of this incident he found a pair of leather male thongs and anal grease under his car seat, and that all originated from when I tried to get a job the day before in an interview at some sex store my boys girl worked at, and the kid I was with who was supposed to stay in the car racked that shit as a joke for his girlfriend....He left it under the seat, and I didn't know. Yeah, that shit under pops car seat, plus the next day seeing me standing out next to prostitutes on look-out was heartbreaking to 'ol pops. Saw dude almost come to tears on that shit. Luckily, friend's word and new throwies gave me the clear. ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sneak Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 ^that sounds gay on more than one level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allah Snackbar Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 Did someone say rappist? Ghostface is one of my favorite rappists. What about you guys? See; Sig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 extra creepy if you pretend she's dead while you beat guts extra awesome also sleep sex is diet rape, never as good as the real thing. This thread has nowhere to go but downhill after these two gems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tanxxx_one Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Anyone else here been unjustly accused of something they didn't do? I almost got the shit kicked out of me at a party because some girl I haven't seen in about 6 months decides to accuse me of rape...got away from some fucking brick shithouse with a few cuts and a lump on the head after he comes at me with a tennis racket of all things :/ I've never done anything like that and never would, fuck a lying bitch This girl has called rape before on some made up bullshit, but still... What the fuck??? you raped your mom ....eewwwwww gross... your a fag son... get off this site b...... shizzle my nizzle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tango 24 Posted April 30, 2010 Author Share Posted April 30, 2010 bumping old threads trying to get back at me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acer910 Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 a slut back at school was dating a redneck and hooked up with a mexican at a party and called rape. which started a race war between the whites and the mexicans. which resulted in 7 expulsions, one stabbing and like 10 fist fights. and a very entertaining week of school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 race war Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 some girl that worked for a glass company in my hometown hooked up with a coworker after a company party. i guess the boyfriend, who happened to be some sort of boxer/fighter type, found out, so she cried rape to take the heat off herself. coworker got his ass beat, and she tried to press charges, but they didn't stick. they both ended up out of a job and that's the last i heard. the chick was pretty cute too, from what i remember, she had a pedo crush on me cuz i'd always be dropping off and picking up glass samples from the shop when i was like 16.... i shoulda tried to smash. Moral of the story: Bitches be trippin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 glass samples? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 glass samples? meth br0 no, working for a contractor, samples for jobs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 glass is expensive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRANNYHANDJOBSONER Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 ive fucked my exes while they were sleeping and passed out shit faced. NOSHAMEONER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 i've been accused of sleeping with my friends girlfriends/ex's i've slept with plenty of peoples girlfriends and ex's...but none of them we're my friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 i've slept with plenty of peoples girlfriends and ex's...but none of them we're my friends Same. I'm starting to get wary of this as I get older though. But the lower head always triumphs over the one above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.feeny Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 that bitch did you dirty reaL dirty homie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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