YouMad.GIF Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 Where's my lacoste shit? I don't wear cologne to smell good for myself, I wear it for the same reason I buy nice gear or fresh kicks. You buy that shit to look good, you take your fresh to phase 2 with cologne. Smell like you look, not like the power stripe. And actually, I started wearing cologne in high school to cover up weed smell from smokin Ls between class. Principle would line everyone up and smell your hands-that shit smelled like weed you were getting searched... Even if they didn't find shit you might catch a suspension. I even knew a kid who got suspended for his hands smelling like cologne too much... There was a mall right across the street and pretty much everyone was just boosting display bottles all the time. The spray game was crucial back in the day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 I bought a couple of giftpacks today or Armani Mania and the new Dolce & Gabanna scents to give to my Dad and Brother for Xmas. One thing I have learned about buying this shit is always wait until around the fathers day/mothers day/Xmas sales so that you get some sweet deals.If you buy at other times make sure you are buying something with some free shit, I have scored Armani bathrobes, a bowlingbag style overnight bag (sounds shitter than it is, you can fit in a pair of shoes and 2 to 3 outfits in it, perfect for a weekend at some chicks place when you can't be fucked going home), wallets, belts, all kinds of shit essentially. The bathrobe was the most baller thing though, it pretty much was like getting a bottle of cologne for free when I scored that. And that Armani in the black circular bottle is my favorite, but I haven't bought another bottle of it yet as I still have pretty much every other scent of theirs to get thru first, and those bottles have a tendency to leak everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thequeen Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 keep up the good work boys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 Do y'all trim your pubic hair? I need some tips. Which aftershave should I numb the burn with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thismachinekills Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 protip- use clippers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 Do y'all trim your pubic hair? I need some tips. Which aftershave should I numb the burn with? protip; shave in the shower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxRoach Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 gf bought me a lot of cologne for my bday this year, guess she couldn't think of anything else but a lot of it is pretty nice smelling. i don't go overboard though, 1-2 sprays. "...call em' on the phone 'n / Platinum Chanel colognin'..." lyrics from the song "NASTY BOY" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thismachinekills Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 protip; shave in the shower. this works too. however, don't combine both tips and use clippers in the shower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 unless they are waterproof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 I own all the Armani stuff, but I've been rocking the Prada lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted November 27, 2009 Share Posted November 27, 2009 THIS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ski Mask Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Where's my lacoste shit? that Lacoste Sport shit is my next move. I took a cab in Seattle and the Kenyan driver had an ill little setup of cologne for customers. he had his tip game on lock. good conversation too, and I usually hate talking to cab drivers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 I smell of a sunburned country, a land of sweeping plains, of rugged mountain ranges of droughts and flooding rains. I smell of far horizons I smell of jeweled sea, fuck you if you don't like it for this is the smell of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 Dorothea Mackellar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted November 29, 2009 Share Posted November 29, 2009 People who don't wear cologne usually smell bad. They always say some shit about how "If your clean you don't need cologne", but yet are usually stank pieces of shit Just sayin. i usually smell just like cleanliness and fresh laundry if i stink it's because i've been smoking lots of newport100s (cologne doesn't fix this, you just smell like smoke + cologne) i only wear cologne when i'm trying to get some strange and absolutely paranoid about not smelling straight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted November 30, 2009 Author Share Posted November 30, 2009 This Victory Light shit, or another blog? YEZZIR, ITS A COLLABO, I GOT SHIT ON DECK IM DOIN AT LEAST A POST A WEEK HOLLA ATCHA BOY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted November 30, 2009 Author Share Posted November 30, 2009 Men should not tan, or pluck their eyebrows unless, as you said, they suffer from a viscous unibrow. Although I'm sure some people on here would tell you "NAH THAT'S NOT MANLY, KEEP THAT FREAKISH UNIBROW AND FUCK POLISH WOMEN ONLY! BE A MAN!" Sandals, I don't know. I personally only wear Adidas sandals, but I don't think a dude's a fag automatically for wearing some other types THERES A NIGGA IN MY BUILDING THAT SELL SO MUCH COKE I CALL THAT NIGGA COKEY MCDANIELS DRINKIN COQUITO PHIL COKE COMIN OUT THE COKEPEN, DOMINICAN NIGGA, AND HE WEAR THOSE SANDALS THAT GOT THE TOE LOOP, NAHMEAN? THAT YOU PUT YOUR BIG TOE IN THE SHIT. IM SAYIN, I BE SEEIN MY DOMIS ROCKIN SANDALS BUT THATS A TROPICAL THING B, NIGGAS GREW UP ROCKIN SANDALS B ITS 163 DEGREES IN JANUARY BACK HOME. WHITE DUDES IN TEVAS THOUGH? GO FUCK YALLSELVES B. NIGGAS FEET BE LOOKIN LIKE LITTLE WHITE PUFF CHEEZDOODLES WEARIN A YELLOW FUNGUS VISOR, SHIT IS NASTY, WITH THE LIL TOE HAIRS THATS USUALLY WILD BLACK...FUCK OUTTA HERE!!! WHY YOU MAKIN ME LOOK AT YA NASTY ASS TOENAILS WITH YA PINKY TOENAIL LOOKIN LIKE A HYPHEN LIKE - ..SHIT AINT EVEN A TOENAIL!! NASTY B. THERES NO REAL REASON FOR YOU TO BE WEARING SANDALS B, YOU IN A CITY DOG, YOU AINT IN DUBAI YOU FUCKIN DICKFACE, REMOVE YOUR TOES FROM MY EYESIGHT IMMEJUTLY!! I WAS AT A BARBECUE OVER THE SUMMER AND THIS NIGGA THAT REMINDED ME OF SEXX BOOGIE (GATOR ENTERTAINMENT WATTUP!) WAS TALKIN BOUT GETTIN HIS TOES AND NAILS DONE IN ATLANTA AND HOW IT WAS WASSUP CUZ THEY MASSAGE YOUR FEET AND MAKE YOUR SHITS LOOK CRISP (EXACT WORD WAS CRISP)...THATS A LIL TOO MUCH FOR ME BUT NIGGA AT LEAST CLIP YOUR FUCKIN TOENAILS AND IF THEY LOOK LIKE BABY POTATO CHIPS GET SOME FUNGUS REMOVER OR SUM B. AND CLIP THAT LONG ASS RAPUNZEL HAIR OFF YOUR BIG TOE NIGGA BEFORE YOU TRIP ON THAT SHIT GETTIN OFF A BARSTOOL...FUCKIN CLOWN. STEP YA EXISTENCE UP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 dominican's are the original tpwf. i see that shit all the time, white tight jeans and shit. it's usually on some euroqueer diesel jeans though. not hipster tpwf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted November 30, 2009 Author Share Posted November 30, 2009 dominican's are the original tpwf. i see that shit all the time, white tight jeans and shit. it's usually on some euroqueer diesel jeans though. not hipster tpwf. IN THIS CASE TPWF STANDS FOR TAKIN PUSSY from WHITE FOLKS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted November 30, 2009 Author Share Posted November 30, 2009 "PA K TEN CLORO PALOMO" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 IN THIS CASE TPWF STANDS FOR TAKIN PUSSY from WHITE FOLKS :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 IN THIS CASE TPWF STANDS FOR TAKIN PUSSY from WHITE FOLKS go ahead and take em:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 Pwnt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted November 30, 2009 Author Share Posted November 30, 2009 smelling like a clean person is most important, freshly showered and clean, i used to hang out with a load of punks and so many of them would smell bad because they would wear the same clothes or had white people dreads (whivh 95% of the time stink like shit) shit got annoying as hell WHITE PEOPLE GOT LIKE A DISTINCT ODOR B, LIKE WHEN THEY SWEAT THEY SMELL A CERTAIN WAY NO HOMO I REMEMBER GOIN TO A CATHOLIC SCHOOL FOR A COUPLE YEARS THAT HAD ALOTTA WHITE KIDS AND THEM NIGGAS SMELLED OUTRAGEOUS B. IF YOU MAD GET A NOTEBOOK AND WRITE ABOUT IT. NIGGAS USED TO SWEAT GRAY, SHIT WAS GROSS, LIKE NIGGA IM NOT GIVIN YOU A HIGH FIVE AFTER I SINK A JUMPER IN YOUR GRILLATREE YOU SMELL LIKE PERSIAN KANGAROO FEET NIGGA FUCK OUT MY FACE. THAT SAID, GETTIN SHAPEUPS AND WEARIN COLOGNE IS GAY? MY MAN, THATS THAT WP FLOW, YALL NIGGAS NEED TO STOP, WHAT MAKES A MAN A MAN IS MANNIN UP WHEN ITS TIME TO MAN UP. I GET SHAPEYS REGULARLY OR AT LEAST ATTEMPT TO AND I SHOWER TUFF AND SPRAY THAT GUESS ON. KICKS GOTTA STAY FRESH AND IM COMIN OUT LOOKIN LIKE LLOYD ON THE COVER OF "STREET LOVE" FUCK UP OUTTA HERE NIGGA, I STILL TELL MY WIFE TO SHUT THE FUCK UP WHEN NECCESARY, AND MY BILLS IS PAID AND I BEAT THE PUSSY UP AND CAN CHANGE A TIRE, MATTERFACT I CAN BEAT THE PUSSY UP WHILE I CHANGE A TIRE SO HOLLA AT THAT. NIGGAS NEED TO REEVALUATE, UNLESS YOU AN UGLY NIGGA THEN CANT NOTHIN HELP YOU EXCEPT GETTIN RICH. SO GET RICH NIGGAS, THEN THE BUMMINESS IS IRRELEVANT. THATS A SWAG SHOT FOR YOU NIGGAS, HOLLA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 that Lacoste Sport shit is my next move. I took a cab in Seattle and the Kenyan driver had an ill little setup of cologne for customers. he had his tip game on lock. good conversation too, and I usually hate talking to cab drivers. you may hate tipping cabbies, but apparently you love sniffing them and talking about body odur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted November 30, 2009 Author Share Posted November 30, 2009 U SICK RITE NOW. WHERE BREWSTER AT? THAT NIGGA PROLLY WANNA POKE HIS EYES OUT WHEN HE SEE THAT SHIT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 only read the first 3 pages before posting.. armani(the joint in the black bottle) is my favorite as well niggas are sleep on this tho yes. what he said. quality smell good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maskface Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 yes. what he said. quality smell good. c/s. The best, imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abstract Rationality Posted November 30, 2009 Share Posted November 30, 2009 U SICK RITE NOW. WHERE BREWSTER AT? THAT NIGGA PROLLY WANNA POKE HIS EYES OUT WHEN HE SEE THAT SHIT. WHERE IN THE FUCKING WORLD DO YOU BUY PANTS THAT FUCKING SHINY His woman looks like she does all the labor in the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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