Rustofills Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 I stole a bike to get to a house to steal a nicer bike once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 After reading the title to this thread I was like wtf is a fixie??? After clicking the thread and seeing the first post, I'm kinda glad I didn't know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brasif al-muhammed Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 A beach cruiser is way more gay than a fixie the only thing more gay than that is a lowrider bicycle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thismachinekills Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 nice fixie colorway braaaaah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CELT Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Hip Hop remix for DAO's viewing pleasure . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Am I the only one who doesn't know what the fuck a fixie is? Nor care? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bahleediddy Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 this so called fixie has leaned backed angles like a lazy boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 I thought about picking one up the other day, just because it's so hated, plus it was mad cheap, but I likes my gears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 I don't think there is anything homo about fixies or buying one. It's when people buy them like an accessory. "Oh, I saw this guy outside of American Apparel on a fixie with pink rims, yellow handlebars, and a purple seat! I think I'm going to buy one right after I get my $35 wife beater and spandex jeans. Then I'm going to get an ironic haircut with a rat tail and some neon yellow chucks to match my handlebars." That's definitely a yes/homo situation. But fixies aren't if you're just into bikes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 I get it now. Getting a fixie NOW is going to ironic BECAUSE ITS SO HATED. "LOOK AT ME GUYS, IM A FIXIE FAGGOT, GET IT?! HAHAHAH, OH MAN. FUCK, IM CLEVER." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 I'm going to modify an old Scott Baio classic ten speed bike, like the one in "Zapped." I'm going to add 52 gears to that thing so it looks like the internal workings of Big Ben on my back wheel. That will be ironic, won't it? I'm not too good at my "being ironic to be cool" game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyBucks Posted November 5, 2009 Author Share Posted November 5, 2009 Did you buy that from the prebuilt site? no i got it built for me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyBucks Posted November 5, 2009 Author Share Posted November 5, 2009 only fixie i want... made by a friend. this is unreal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patches101 Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 i love fixed gears. never had a better bike. <33 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 interesting. i just sold my fixed gear last night at least you got a brake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 I'm still trying to understand why grown men need ten speeds with one gear? Do you race these bikes? Do chicks dig these bikes? Can you do tricks or ride down mountains on these bikes? Seriously I'm not hip to much these days, I can't see why anybody would want to ride around town on one of these. Also I have a mountain bike that collects dust outside in my shed, anyone interested in buying that? I can make it one gear for ya....:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 So i saved up for ages and found a guy who builds them and got one made for me. How much did you pay for this? When I was kid we used to piece together bikes all the time, maybe I need to start making these things and selling them on the side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 THESE BIKES DONT GOT NO -GEARS -BRAKES -MUD GUARDS -CHAIN GUARDS HOW THAT AWESOME TO ANYONE IS BEYOND MY COMPREHENSION Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 going brakeless isnt required. if the gear is fixed, its a 'fixie', regardless of it having brakes or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 what's everyone's stance on wearing a hat backward, to the side or in any way that keeps the bill from blocking the sun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 what's everyone's stance on wearing a hat backward, to the side or in any way that keeps the bill from blocking the sun? Sounds ironic to me, must be some hipster shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Choc my stance on hats is backwards when I'm riding, duh, so my Yankees fitted don't blow into the gutter And yeah, my stepdad is a huge cycling enthusiest-he rides all the local tours, he does centuries monthly, he wears gay ass tights, and he has 10,000$ Italian frames... He owned a fixed gear and says they use them for conditioning and training, but couldn't believe people ride around like that as their primary wheels. Basically fixies ARE accesories, because it's just 2 wheels and 1 crank, they are super easy to custom color and all that. Fuck that these kids are allways wiping out and breaking bones on their fixies... But fuck that. That's dumb as fuck I'm OG mountain biker. I like my gears And I like being able to hop curbs like it's nuthin. I know a lot of people in the local bike clubs but I can't join because I clown their low budget mangled fixies all day. Like sorry bruh, my bike has 12 gears, I'm not cool enough... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Plus they pay 200$ to paint a salvaged 30$ frame and throw another 300 in parts & accessories on it on a junk frame from the 80s It's the white boy hipster equivalent of buying a 500$ caprice and throwing 3000$ rims on it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enmity Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 same .. i rode freeride bikes and DH... i refuse to own a road bike.. id rather have a 45lb beast that can run over anything including some gay roadie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papi Drew It Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 haha....I love this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enmity Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 this is how you ride bikes http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7-9DjX8Hq8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 they give your legs a workout too bad mine is in the garage collecting spider webs and dust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted November 5, 2009 Share Posted November 5, 2009 all bikes workout your legs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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