Manute Bol Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 I pretty much sit down 60 hours a week and I've been feeling like shit about it. So I'm going to clean out my colon. Colon cleansing is required for the removal of toxic and mucus buildup in the colon and assists in recovering natural balance of good and bad bacteria and the adequate absorption and production of enzymes and vitamins. Proper colon cleansing will help reduce food intolerance, improve skin appearance, reduce cellulite, improve energy, reduce weight, and enahance immune function. A toxic colon is a major factor in the development of food intoleranc, malnutrition, and chronic ill health. The colon is a main organ responsible for ridding the body of toxic waste. When the colon is not functioning properly because of diet, stress, drugs, chemicals, parasites, and other substances, it tries to protect itself by producing more mucus. This additional mucus can bind with the sludge from refined foods, such as white flour products, and build up on the wall of the bowel, narrowing the lumen, and reducing absorption of vital nutrients. This layer of gluey, hardened feces can weigh several pounds and is a good place for harmful organisms and bacteria to breed. Do not think because you have regular bowel movements, or even diarrhea, that you have escaped this problem. The stool can pass daily through a dirty colon and leave the accumulated residue on the walls behind. There is no need to get panicky about the amount of weighty colon sludge you might be carrying around with you: there is a great deal you can do about it. Various supplements have been developed to assist in the process of colon cleansing. http://www.herbalremedies.com/colcleancolc.html Anyone do this? Which brand should I get, which kind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 /nh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Oooooh there used to be the ill thread about this. It looks awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chubbs Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 I did something like this once. I mounted a 13" tv in the bathroom so i had dreamcast whilst shitting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Have fun shitting WWIII Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thequeen Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 the tea works! be prepared Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 I remember that old thread, it came complete with pics, but I think it was Pffffft who started it and didn't go thru with it. I could be wrong about who it was, but those shits looked like aliens. Anyway do it and report back, I took this 10 day detox stuff, that you had to take twice a day, but it didn't effect my shitting pattern at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 I think it was detterent, but not sure. Either way, good luck. I've thought about it, but never went thru with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T4M* Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 happy 9K! This thread reminds me of the part in dumb n dumber where harry takes a massive dumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 holler at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape Shit Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 holler at it. word. i take a tablespoon of this a day and it always keeps me regular. also, simply adding more dark, leafy green vegetables into your diet can help. it's not always your colon that needs cleansed when you're feeling sluggish or constipated or whatever. you most likely just need a good source of fiber in your diet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Holy shit, I didn't realise I was at 9k! Thanks T4M, anyway it was deterrent, you have a better memory than I Mitch. I also bought this Metamuesil stufff ages ago, but it tasted horrible so it only lasted like one glass then it has just sat there, hahaha. Maybe I should try stomach it to make myself more healthy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slept_on Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 i remember a while back on a radio show they had a couple of guys take one of those cleansing products and then had a contest to see whole took a longer shit. i think the guy that won had a turd that was almost 6 feet long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 i know lots of ppl who do this: http://themastercleanse.org/ i had the stomach flu a little while ago.. totally cleaned my system out..and after i got over the stomach flu, my stomach felt amazing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 that master cleanse lemonade diet thing was on that show Weeds it killed that nigga. careful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 The master cleanse is where its at, but that shit isn't for the weak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abstract Rationality Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 I had to do this one time. They didn't give me tea, though. Doctor prescribed some clear liquid with a liter container to drink from. I had to drink one every half hour (it was four liters) and it was THE MOST NASTIEST SHIT I'VE EVER TASTED IN MY FUCKING ENTIRE LIFE. It looked like water but had the most horrible aftertaste and it had a thicker consistency - sort of like tequila. About 5 minutes after I drank the first one I could literally hear the liquids traveling through my insides, I was pissing out of my asshole the whole fucking night. It came without warning also.....As soon as I was done spraying, I thought I was fine until 5 minutes later I was literally running to the bathroom again for more spray. I wasnt allowed to eat until the next day when the prodecure was over. NO HOMO. On the plus-side, I was put to sleep during the procedure. When I woke up, I had the finest asian nurse feeding me crackers and cramberry juice - I thought I died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topfloorbasement Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 have fun. be expecting this. sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 use my good friend mr. Toiletbrush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchThe$nitch Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 thats a fuck load of tampons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted October 22, 2009 Author Share Posted October 22, 2009 The master cleanse is where its at, but that shit isn't for the weak. I might try that, too. The point of this thread is to find out the best kind of tea to purchase, I don't want some wack shit. So...let me know whats up. I plan on going to Wholefoods or something, I'm sure they will have a bigger tea selection than other markets. Whats good 50. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DopeInMySpleen Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 This is what the toxins stuck to your ski-ball track look like after a colonic.:D Kind of want to do this to get that nasty shit out! :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLU Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 I already shit anywhere from 4-10 times a day, depending on what kind of day I'm having...I can't even imagine if I did this shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Sheen Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 How long does it take before you drop all that shit out? Like 30 minute? I'm thinking about doing this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 You're getting T-bagged by a dude who poops a lot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 I pretty much sit down 60 hours a week and I've been feeling like shit about it. So I'm going to clean out my colon. Colon cleansing is required for the removal of toxic and mucus buildup in the colon and assists in recovering natural balance of good and bad bacteria and the adequate absorption and production of enzymes and vitamins. Proper colon cleansing will help reduce food intolerance, improve skin appearance, reduce cellulite, improve energy, reduce weight, and enahance immune function. A toxic colon is a major factor in the development of food intoleranc, malnutrition, and chronic ill health. The colon is a main organ responsible for ridding the body of toxic waste. When the colon is not functioning properly because of diet, stress, drugs, chemicals, parasites, and other substances, it tries to protect itself by producing more mucus. This additional mucus can bind with the sludge from refined foods, such as white flour products, and build up on the wall of the bowel, narrowing the lumen, and reducing absorption of vital nutrients. This layer of gluey, hardened feces can weigh several pounds and is a good place for harmful organisms and bacteria to breed. Do not think because you have regular bowel movements, or even diarrhea, that you have escaped this problem. The stool can pass daily through a dirty colon and leave the accumulated residue on the walls behind. There is no need to get panicky about the amount of weighty colon sludge you might be carrying around with you: there is a great deal you can do about it. Various supplements have been developed to assist in the process of colon cleansing. http://www.herbalremedies.com/colcleancolc.html Anyone do this? Which brand should I get, which kind? I was thinking about doing this but I heard you have to fast for like a week while you're doing it. Or is this different? Can you eat and go about your day normal with the shit you're trying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 like 30 seconds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ufgators09 Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 good shits are enjoyable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 stay home if youre gonna do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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