One Man Banned Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 2 hours ago, LUGR said: These days real men say wax me, perm me and spray me down with some perfume. You've been brainwashed, stop listening to those old spice body wash commercials 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 2 hours ago, One Man Banned said: You've been brainwashed, stop listening to those old spice body wash commercials I never said I was a real man. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 3 hours ago, One Man Banned said: Not too many years back you'd be called a metrosexual for that. How is it these days? You just say no homo/prohomo/yolo and wax on, wax off? hoes love clean brows and if a dudes commenting on my eyebrows I assume he secretly wants my penis. The tables have turned. Which there’s nothing wrong with #ProHomo™ 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 5, 2023 Share Posted July 5, 2023 As a "MO" I would rather not be a "Pro Ho" of any sort, yet I have no issues with "metrosexuals" of any kind, given I am a borderline one myself now that I can look back at the things I have done in the pursuit of making women (& ultimately myself) happier through trial and error with various activities performed by that category of "metrosexual" man. In my early days here I was too young and insecure to probably admit such things, but the best part of now being a grizzled middle aged Man is I don't give a shit about what anyone thinks about Me and whether I have ended up with what the wife calls My "Chinese eyebrow" (the result of letting an ex pluck my eyebrows when I was 21) I now let grow wild. As for what I'm doing right now, I woke up at 4 am to piss, ans it's now 7am as I couldn't get back to sleep. So after watching some Youtube, then listening as I stared into the black abyss watching the electricity fractals I emitted due to charging myself with my neon wand turn into the sickest rap letters imaginable which my toy skills will need to realise the capturing of one day in a translatable medium so others can appreciate them. Now I'm gonna put on a podcast and try to sleep. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 Anyway I'm heading to try get my last 10 years of traffic infringements as I need it for a job application I am intending on applying for. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 lurking prepping for daughter's birthday party singing last friday night by Katy perry because ,y brain has decided that's today's anthem. burping 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 2 hours ago, LUGR said: Show us the grouping. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 laying in bed listening to the rain, before I get up to go do my tax return this afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 7 hours ago, ndv said: Show us the grouping. I didn’t take any pics of the grouping. Maybe next time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 Knocking back my 2nd pina colada, watching some UFC fights, got a new foster pup sleeping on the floor beside me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 Up early, for no good reason, as usual. Planning the day and drinking coffee. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 Found a backpackers to stay for a couple of nights as I try and progress towards my goals after the events described in the nonsense thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 unable to sleep so oontzin' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 17 minutes ago, Schnitzel said: unable to sleep so oontzin' Same here. it is it 10pm though and I only woke up at 9am. now the shift begins towards early wakeups though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 letting off crazy farts 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 Power posting 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 On 7/10/2023 at 11:04 PM, nicklesndimes said: sittin havin a snack, not the exact snack i wanted as they were all out of muffins, but it's all good. VID_20230710_104910.mp4 Looks like a beast of a bike. I have muffins sitting there to eat, yet I need to cut back on my food intake given I don't want to get any fatter, even though my Dadbod gut allows me to effectively grab a hold of it and close my eyes and if I concentrate enough, it is the same sensation as squeezing a nice, pert female ass hahahaha. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 After a rare divergence from Ch0 to Brickslayers and the Style/Burner thread to humble myself as the toy I am, I return to my throne at Kings Corner inside the Belgian Beer Cafe at Perth to look upon the 12oz sticker I left on the sign on William St that directs towards “Shafto Lane” and understand my true place in this world seemingly is one of inebriation. The solace I take from my one drunken night I will be able to experience in this coming fortnight is that “toys” are what women use to pleasure themselves in the only positive aspect I can derive from my lack of focus when it comes to piece composition and can control. And in case anyone wonders why I would crank “Push it to the limit” from the Scarface soundtrack as I headed out tonight, it is because I will get kicked out of the backpackers & will become homeless again for humiliating and dominating the boys who think they are Men there with My tales of conquering life I share if only for the purpose of exposing their misplaced egos in My desire to help them avoid the same egofuelled trap I found Myself in at a point in time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 I’m thanking God and the Asian ECU Hospitality students who returned my phone to Me after a krumping attempt went wrong that saw My phone ejected from my pocket unbeknownst to Me. Whilst I am hypercritical of the actions many choose to take in their lives, such selflessness and good is not only recognised by Me, but appreciated. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 almost enough to @ , where I am home sick from, and also of, work. watching some shit tv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 14, 2023 Share Posted July 14, 2023 4 hours ago, nicklesndimes said: trigger warning: controversial subject VID_20230714_155851.mp4 52.72 MB · 0 downloads Hank’s K is pretty nice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 15, 2023 Share Posted July 15, 2023 3 hours ago, nicklesndimes said: trigger warning: controversial subject VID_20230714_155851.mp4 52.72 MB · 0 downloads Not controversial at all I did a similar thing recently myself, although used gold to turn one that was carved into the concrete of my childhood outdoor basketball court at the local park near MyMum's place into Windmill blades. I am sure the time in 2009 when we met "The King of Soho" in London prior to Me getting kicked out of the Windmill for a Brazilian stripper putting her tit in my mouth only for My drunken amphetamine enhanced rambling seeing me accidentally bite said tit prior to Me having to leave the place and my best friend to witness the closing show in a hurry. This may have been told on here before, but since it was that long ago and I use this place as my vessel to "reveal the sins of my past" such that any teachings I make are revealed with full DISclosure of the person I once was being long since evolved from. I also went over my brother and My initials and names in gold after some prick had done my initials up in green, almost like a "Green light jail hit" had been put on Me here in Purgatory. Symbolism y'all. And. on the symbolism tip, what is up with iPhones smiling at you with a smiley face every time I use Apple Pay in some sort of subliminal programming that encourages Me to keep spending money I shouldn't be spending? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted July 17, 2023 Share Posted July 17, 2023 coming down like a motherfucker.. sick weekend in Melbourne with the boys. I even got an upgrade on my flight home. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 I was just watching a video I have of myself that pretty much epitomises My “FTW and burn it all down” attitude which is invoked via allowing women to wield power over my emotional state of mind. In said video, after getting pulled over by police in the centre of Barcelona for revving a Lambo for some bystander making a video as I was parked at a red light, I was a real prick to the patient cops who fined me 80Euro for noise violations. It was worth it as I got a fine while driving a Naranje Lambo and making the V10 scream to bring joy to this world. If that is a crime, well I will accept being guilty and apologise to said police for acting like Lord Aleem, as I was inna real cunt of a mood that day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 And until I have full time work and secure employment, I won’t post that video out of embarrassment as whilst it is hilarious to me in hindsight, I need a job and to not put my negative side out there, I’m sure you can understand why. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 5 hours ago, Mauler5150 said: I was just watching a video I have of myself that pretty much epitomises My “FTW and burn it all down” attitude which is invoked via allowing women to wield power over my emotional state of mind. In said video, after getting pulled over by police in the centre of Barcelona for revving a Lambo for some bystander making a video as I was parked at a red light, I was a real prick to the patient cops who fined me 80Euro for noise violations. It was worth it as I got a fine while driving a Naranje Lambo and making the V10 scream to bring joy to this world. If that is a crime, well I will accept being guilty and apologise to said police for acting like Lord Aleem, as I was inna real cunt of a mood that day. Did you actually pay that fine? Did they issue a ticket or take the 80Euro straight out of your pocket into theirs? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 20, 2023 Share Posted July 20, 2023 On 7/18/2023 at 1:28 PM, LUGR said: Did you actually pay that fine? Did they issue a ticket or take the 80Euro straight out of your pocket into theirs? I paid the fine online. Whilst I wish to believe it was jealousy inspired, the fact that I got a ticket with my name on it as a memento to go along with the story, plus the other things I got away with on the freeways gives me nothing but respect and gratitude that that small fine is all I had to pay. Anyway, as for the “pics or it didn’t happen” crowd who hold me accountable to the rules of Ch0 here, I offer you this clip of what the above story saw me “pre-pay” some insurance of the karmic variety. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 20, 2023 Share Posted July 20, 2023 Anyway I’m on the bus to My Mum’s place to go checkout a van this evening. I also just finished 9 hours of online learning modules the I did over the past couple of days so I can start working next week 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 On 7/20/2023 at 1:46 AM, Mauler5150 said: Lolz. There's always that one guy in a ricer flying past someone in an exotic. Everytime. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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