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LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 If you even read through this thread, you'd see the beginning of this convorsation where I said that I wish I was "saving dudes pictures" way back when ASS posted that pic of himself. This must keep you up at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Golden. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 According to Theo and ASS, that makes it a wolf. Not a dog. not really... a dingo WAS ONCE a domesticated dog, then reverted back to its roots, and probably evolved from dogs that ran away from their owners way back when when Australia was a penal colony several hundred years ago. as you can see in any picture of a dingo, they highly resemble dogs because they haven't had the time to evolve many separate characteristics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 i appreciate. he may be a bit blovacious. (new favorite word, thank you new york post.) but dammit, the old man's a good dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 What the fuck is going on in here? I have arms because they used to be snakes? WHAT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 You're right chops. Your arms evolved from Snakes. But what Snakes be yo Snakes ancestors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 i appreciate. he may be a bit blovacious. (new favorite word, thank you new york post.) but dammit, the old man's a good dude. Zeebs You know Zebras used to be Horses without stripes then they evolved? The real question is are they white with black stripes or black with white stripes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 wait, i'm still trying to catch up with this. dogs came from whales? seriously, can someone cliff notes this thread plz. kthx in advance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 wait, i'm still trying to catch up with this. dogs came from whales? seriously, can someone cliff notes this thread plz. kthx in advance. DAO says whales & dolphins evolved from dogs that hunted fish on the beach. DAO says wolves are a breed of dog. People express disagreement; argument ensues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 i appreciate. he may be a bit blovacious. (new favorite word, thank you new york post.) I believe that's been an O'Reilly factor word of the day....more than once. Which makes sense, since he writes for the Post on occasion. Speaking of NY Post references in the DAO thread, I noticed that in today's edition there is a featured story on how an NYPD officer died of SWINE FLU!! oh, the irony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 ^HAHAHAHA. It really is a perfect world, too bad I hate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 manu ginobli related to shamu. Hes a whale too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 DAO says whales & dolphins evolved from dogs that hunted fish on the beach. this is easily the most amazing thing i have read in ages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 i know. right? this is what caused this epic argument between Theo, an otherwise normal person, and DAO - the internet idiot savant. i don't know how it got sidetracked into a less epic argument about horses and zebras, but THIS is the meat and potatoes. DAO says whales & dolphins evolved from dogs that hunted fish on the beach. He even contradicted himself, stating originally that everything comes from the ocean. So whales and dolphins evolved from fish eating, land dwelling dogs. So at some point something crawled out of the ocean, then roamed the land, but still craved fish, so they ate fish from the shore. Tired of eating the smaller fish that came closer to the waters edge, the dogs jumped in the water and eventually turned BACK into a whale....... water... to land.... back to water.... but only some of them, the rest remained dogs. Fuck it, I believe him. I live in the south and it's dangerous to oppose anyone with such conviction in their beliefs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Wow. What? I missed all of this. I'm never going on vacation again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 I've been in on this from the very beginning and the whole thing is so ridiculous that it makes me actually laugh out loud. And the second bit that makes it so great is that this is exactly how a DAO appreciation thread is supposed to go down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 new prediction: this thread will go to page 38. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 HAHAHA. A DAO appreciation thread would go down like this. "DAO, you're so awesome" "No, I'm not. Here's some of my flawed logic backed up by 'facts' that I made up and/or found on Wikipedia." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 so is a dogfish really a dog or a fish and wouldnt it be more politically correct to call them dogfish americans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 i know. right? this is what caused this epic argument between Theo, an otherwise normal person, and DAO - the internet idiot savant. i don't know how it got sidetracked into a less epic argument about horses and zebras, but THIS is the meat and potatoes. DAO says whales & dolphins evolved from dogs that hunted fish on the beach. He even contradicted himself, stating originally that everything comes from the ocean. To be fair to DAO, he didn't contradict himself on that point. Everything did start from the oceans, and whales did evolve from amphibious land mammals. What he's wrong on is saying that these mammals were dogs. http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/12/071220220241.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Anything with 4 legs and a tail with teeth is a dog you fucking idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faRlFsYmkeY 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Dude if fucking Steve Irwin came back to life to show DAO the fundamental differences between Wolfs and Dogs he would still deny that shit. End the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 DAO doesn't need Steve Irwin and that's because any 3 year old knows there aren't any differences you fucking moron. Ask Irwin's kids. They'll tell you. Better yet, ask DAO's kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Anything with 4 legs and a tail with teeth is a dog you fucking idiot. uhh...? edit: that deer picture is really good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 dicks. i agree. how profound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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