Spitfire15 Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 "HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAWG" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 4, 2009 Author Share Posted May 4, 2009 Thanks for all the birfday love people I just woke up, about to shower and then hit the bar to get started early Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Well shit, drinking at 1 in the afternoon sounds about right. Good Luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Usually I post boobie cakes for birthdays but this one seemed more appropriate... i was actually just reading something that said elton john stated at one point in his life he was doing lines of coke about every 4 minutes, and waylon jennings used to spend roughly 1,500 a day on coke. made me think of this thread for one reason or another haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 4, 2009 Author Share Posted May 4, 2009 Elton John had the right idea haha Today is also RI Independence Day...fun fact Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 oh man...i get fuckin mean when i drink whiskey. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 happy birthday swamp! <3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosingMyMind Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 I hate it when I find out people are younger than me. Happy birthday anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 ha, i had a older woman almost refuse me a 750 of jack one night cause "i looked like i get mean when i drink whiskey, and i dont want you getting into any trouble" i just laughed and was like sweetheart, i become the fuckin man as soon as whiskey hits the blood stream.. she just laughed and gave me the bottle back. but some people do get crazy when they drink it, i only get wild if you make me. happy birthday dude. basically, i'm generally pretty laid-back steez but if i start drinking whiskey i put on the sassface like whoa if someone steps to me in a way that i decide that i don't like. really i don't even need a reason. i'll say some ruthless shit. if i meet people out drinking and then run into them sober they always expect me to be a bitch and are mad surprised when i'm not. swamp, get ugly bitches to buy you a bunch of whiskey tonight and then make fun of them really hard. then report back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 u guys just need to get seasoned. all i drink, pretty much, is whisky, and i'm all smiles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 oh i stay smilin when i'm carrying some dumb kid in front of his friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 happy bday ab! Do a pipeline of that pericho for me since I'm not allowed to anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Happy Birthday SwampFightOner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 u guys just need to get seasoned. all i drink, pretty much, is whisky, and i'm all smiles. i'm the same way. all i drink is whiskey, very rarely will i go with some other type of booze. whiskey and usually some beer and i'm golden. i'll either be in a fantastic mood or i'll wanna blow up a dumpster or something, hardly ever do i get 'i wanna fight someone' drunk, unless provoked, which is obviously easier done when im hammered. but never happens cause im generally very laid back all the time. like the other night, i was at a open bar party at some bar for 3 girls birthdays, long story short i was knocking them back like it was water and i was stranded in the sahara and blacked out, woke up the next morning to find out apparently i was dancing with some girls and was "surprisingly pretty good at dancing." dancing is not me, at all. the last time i danced i was probably like 4 and someone made me do it. but the whiskey had me in a great mood i guess haha. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 I'm still hungover And drain makes me wanna hurl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 And drain makes me wanna hurl huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 drain nigga drain! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 If I'm drinking whiskey with the intent on getting fucked up then I act like a dumb ass, but a lot of people say that its 'funny.' Yet, I won't remember it because I'm usually black out drunk and jokingly wrestling the bartender at the bar (who is my friend.) If I'm just going out for a few drinks with some people I usually stick to whiskey to catch that solid body buzz then move to beer to keep it going. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 drain nigga drain! first i was like huh? now i'm like... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malin Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Happy Birthday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 5, 2009 Author Share Posted May 5, 2009 So far I've been drinking for 6 hours straight, but only Coronas In a few hours I'll be going into classic AB mode, with copious amounts of vodka and drugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
{OneSevenNine.com} Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Here is a boobie cake we got the Jew grandma this year. It says 'Throw some DD's on that Bitch'. it was a great party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 happy birthday uuuuuuuuugh yeah nigga ow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Happy Birthday mayne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 happy birthday man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southside google gangster Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 1. go get laid. seriously. for all your frontin, it couldn't be more obvious that you've never touched a vagina in your entire life. 2. go get your ged. i know you might not think it's important now, but in the long run, knowing how to write legible sentences will get you far in life. 3. turn 18. 4. move out of your mother's house. 5. shut the fuck up and go paint something. whoa! first off if you ever said something like this to me in real life i would slap the fuckin make-up off your face nigga.. i get pussy.im over 18.and yes i do live with my mother. and who the fuck are you? some spoiled hipster white bitch that moved to brooklyn from the middle of nowhere, USA so you can show how "hip hop" you are and fuck a bunch of NYC writers? your so cool. i got my GED...and right now im working on a degree bitch. im not one of your faggot trendy wannabe friends shorty. matter of fact dont even respond to this..cause you dont know shit about me. go beg internet screen names to send you pictures of theyre dicks..your probably a fat gay man anyway..i honestly dont even think your a woman.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southside google gangster Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 keep my name outcha babyteef lookin ass mouth and we'll be scraight. nah nigga we aint straight.. learn how to handle your liquor...better yet why dont you go out and get wasted..hopefully you get raped.. or drink 3 gallons or jack daniels..that way youll die of alcohol poisoning and when i fly to brooklyn in july i can visit your grave and take a hot shit on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 doggie...my props box can't even fit all the shine i got for slaying you. cry about it because you just got treated by a bitch. or a fat gay man. whichever way, you lose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southside google gangster Posted May 5, 2009 Share Posted May 5, 2009 doggie...my props box can't even fit all the shine i got for slaying you. cry about it because you just got treated by a bitch. or a fat gay man. whichever way, you lose. internet 12oz props?!??! gee whiz! im so fuckin jealous:rolleyes: i bet you look like the bottom of my nikes shorty.. im lmao at you bitch..yea i got treated by some tall ass poser graff hoe that prolly look like rick smits. i really lose this one:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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