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HAPPY BIRFDY TO ME

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i'M 21 AND LEGALLY DURNK FOR THE FIRST TIME, OWWWWWWWWWWW

 

All priase be to me. props and appreciate you cocksuckers~!

 

Oh yeah, happy birfday to Mauler as well

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shut the fuck up, you're that much of a baby?

fuckin a maing.

happy birthday.

i hope you get a bunch of free drinks and drugs and that an at least semi-decent-looking female goes home with you

 

 

 

cheers!

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Drinks and drugs galore, and I never fuck with anything but good looking girls

 

Fcuk, tomorrowes gunna be such a good day

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wtf son get off the internet and go party.

 

Tonight isn't shit. I wentto the bar with my bestfriend and we drank a bunch, got some pizza, and now I'm home read to sleep.

 

My alarm is set for noon tomorrow, that;'s when shit pops off

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i remember my twentyfirst like it was yesterday.

even though it was three and a half years ago.

by the third spot we hit, some song came on and, inebriated white bitch that i was,

i bolted up to bust a move and knocked over the fresh pint glass of gin and tonic my girl had just procured to me all over her face.

the next thing i knew i was slung over my boy's shoulder barfing in an alley.

i punched him in his head and he dropped me on mine.

i then flung puke on the same chick who bought me the drink that did me in and somehow ended up in someone's car.

i woke up in my bed the next morning alone with a killer headache and a note on my bedside table explaining the previous night's events with a glass of water and four ibuprofen that whoever gave me a ride home had prepared for my impending epic hangover.

i am lucky that i have such good friends, and that i have miraculously avoided getting date raped thus far.

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Tomorrow night I'm not even going to a bar, because due to my endless string of connections I already do that every single night

 

We're havina party at my boy's crib, and I'm sure I'll have a good time like I always do. I love my friends, and they tend to provide a good time when need be, no homo

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and I never fuck with anything but good looking girls

 

-waits for 5 finger-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but seriously happy birthday dude. you make me laugh on the interwebs forum sometimes

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Damn, y'all are already 21. Time flies.

Have fun till you puke. That's the only hard and fast rule.

Try not to get bagged.

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Not only is it my birfday, but I officially have 3 weeks left itl I'm off probation for the first time in 6years

 

KNOCK ON MUTHAFUCKIN WOOD taht everything goes smooth until then

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yo wait

no way youre only 21?

 

fuck outta here with that nonsense.

 

happy birthday either way.

 

the crow is on mtv and im high drunk oxycodone

i think ima watch it

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i remember my twentyfirst like it was yesterday.

even though it was three and a half years ago.

by the third spot we hit, some song came on and, inebriated white bitch that i was,

i bolted up to bust a move and knocked over the fresh pint glass of gin and tonic my girl had just procured to me all over her face.

the next thing i knew i was slung over my boy's shoulder barfing in an alley.

i punched him in his head and he dropped me on mine.

i then flung puke on the same chick who bought me the drink that did me in and somehow ended up in someone's car.

i woke up in my bed the next morning alone with a killer headache and a note on my bedside table explaining the previous night's events with a glass of water and four ibuprofen that whoever gave me a ride home had prepared for my impending epic hangover.

i am lucky that i have such good friends, and that i have miraculously avoided getting date raped thus far.

 

 

a good friend would of raped you..

 

cause thats how girls learn, you know.

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