zebradrips Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 no really though. not living at your mom's house is pretty cool. you don't have to hide your paint or your drug paraphernalia. (paraphernalia, eric, is a word meaning bricabrac associated with a particular activity, in this case, maybe a bong or a roller, or in your case, perhaps a vibrating asshole ring or an earl brocio shaped voodoo doll) you can bring girls home and not worry about your fam hearing their muffled screams. (although, in your case, the screams would be a direct result of seeing your one-inch dick. the inevitable sigh of dissatisfaction that would follow exactly 180 seconds later would, in all actuality, probably not register to even the most discerning parental ear.) and, best of all, you can put up your shirtless lil wayne posters without having to listen to your little brother call you a faggot. seriously though. look into it. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 YOURE A FUCKIN MONSTER!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 4, 2009 Author Share Posted May 4, 2009 :et's not et distracted from the point of this thread people! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Wow, zdrips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 SWAMP WHAT KINDA DRUGS YOU PLANNIN ON DOING TOMORROW???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted May 4, 2009 Author Share Posted May 4, 2009 Tryin to roll, but if no good ones are available then to my trust friend cocaine I sdhall turn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 i actually stopped eating just to read what zeebs wrote. damn. she went in on him crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 i'm sorry eric. i'm pmsin like a mofo and my business partner is being a twat and this really creepy dude at the bar just looked at me and mouthed out the words "i know all about you" and then winked at me and my vagina retracted basically into my throat and--well, i'm not sure if that's ever happened to you, but it's not a pleasant sensation. oh, that and you are fuckin creepy son. keep my name outcha babyteef lookin ass mouth and we'll be scraight. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 I tried to prop you Z Drips I gotta spread more rep around Get fucked up AB, have fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 everytime i respond you address eric. getting worried over here. we're different people, you know that right? i'm not gonna wake up to a shaking woman with a southern accident and a big fuck off knife approaching my bed tonight? right?..right..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 happy birthday swamp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 AB EAT 50 HAMBURGERS Dooooooooooo it Cmon Doooooooooo it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 oh yeah it was my home girls bday tonight, and I goon skwad monopolized the bar and got down like it was a couple years ago So the aybee spirit was prolly in me nohomo when I made sales for no real reason but to do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 And I'm making three posts in a row because I can If someone broke the chain imma fittin to be hot about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Drink your weight in beer. happy birthday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 happy bday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mauler5150 Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 I won't even touch a beer tonight sadly, as I came down with the flu from an over-exuberant Saturday night of drinking. Had to go to some course in the city, wasn't too bad. But happy birthday AB, live it up man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DopeInMySpleen Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 teh h1n1 virus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 i'm sorry eric. i'm pmsin like a mofo and my business partner is being a twat and this really creepy dude at the bar just looked at me and mouthed out the words "i know all about you" and then winked at me and my vagina retracted basically into my throat and--well, i'm not sure if that's ever happened to you, but it's not a pleasant sensation. oh, that and you are fuckin creepy son. keep my name outcha babyteef lookin ass mouth and we'll be scraight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Happy birthday! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 oh man...i get fuckin mean when i drink whiskey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 I don't know whether it is the font you used or that guys face but that pic creeps me out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 oh man...i get fuckin mean when i drink whiskey. ha, i had a older woman almost refuse me a 750 of jack one night cause "i looked like i get mean when i drink whiskey, and i dont want you getting into any trouble" i just laughed and was like sweetheart, i become the fuckin man as soon as whiskey hits the blood stream.. she just laughed and gave me the bottle back. but some people do get crazy when they drink it, i only get wild if you make me. happy birthday dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 I don't know whether it is the font you used or that guys face but that pic creeps me out. ha, i think its his face, its bothering me to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 DO A POUND OF BLOW AND CRY. TELL 12OZ YOU WANT TO DIE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Usually I post boobie cakes for birthdays but this one seemed more appropriate... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaOnlyQue Posted May 4, 2009 Share Posted May 4, 2009 Happy Birthday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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