Schnitzel Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 False it's been too hot. TPBM has shovelled snow in the last week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 False person below needs to take out their trash and/or recycling bins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted January 29, 2020 Share Posted January 29, 2020 False. Tuesday and Friday. tpbm likes to pee sitting down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 True-ish. My morning pee is almost always seated, I'm still groggy and ain't trying to spend some energy aiming when I can just sit and space out. TPBM has strong opinions on polyamory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 False, do whatever you want, i dont give a fuck. person below loves dumplings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 (edited) FAHHHHHHK DOOD. Easily one of those foods i could eat forever and not get sick of, unlike the nigga from Oldboy. TPBM is in or has been in an open relationship Edited January 30, 2020 by NightmareOnElmStreet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 True tpbm would volunteer their truck to help someone move Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 true if I had a truck. the person below me looks back on their graffiti career and knows, just knows they never did enough.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 False, still swinging person below has used a bidet 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel Schnauzer Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 True and first time I used it I jerked off like three times in a row. TPBM is a registered voter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 (edited) LOL. True, Person below has a favorite type of tree Edited January 30, 2020 by abrasivesaint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 True a few, but- Fagus sylvatica ‘purpurea tricolor’ and Catalpa bignoniodes come to mind first tpbm doesn’t need an alarm to wake up for work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 True. I havent set an alarm in a few years. Altgough maybe its not fair that i can get there whenever i want. Tpbm primarily reads teen fiction Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted January 30, 2020 Share Posted January 30, 2020 False, person below has hit a home run in a baseball game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 False but I've hit a 6 in cricket so that semi counts. The person below me has eaten lobster in the past month Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 False, not a seafood person person below has a ceiling fan in their room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 True had that badboy running all night last night The person below uses a weighted blanket.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 False. But I probably would if I had one tpbm gets in the shower while the water is on the cooler side of heating up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 True, i also generally cool the water before i leave the shower as well, my girlfriend hates both things. Person below has karate chopped a piece of wood to break it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 true....and failed miserably TPBM can empathise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 1, 2020 Share Posted February 1, 2020 Partially true. Working on it. TPBM isn't living their "best life" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray40 Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 True, I have a wonderful family, a roof under my head, a sport I live, graffiti, and of course stingrays. There is nothing more I could ask for except a school lacking racism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 (edited) That’s cool and all. But you’re doing it wrong. TPBM laughs out loud at the gnarliest of torture scenes during a movie. Edited February 12, 2020 by NightmareOnElmStreet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 False really lost my stomach for that stuff a few years back. TPBM knows to Mos Def's "Ms Fat Booty" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 False, no idea what that is. I hear Mos Def’s name and all i can think of is Celph Titled saying “leave you black on both sides like i’m barbecuing Mos Def.” person below knows who Celph Titled is. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 False. No clue. tpbm is color blind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 False, although my wife may have a deeper appreciation of the shades and hue. TPBM had a pager code. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 False. TPBM has already filed their taxes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 false! our tax year goes july 1 to june 30 so no need. The deadline for last years is april 5th so I've got a minute. person below me can tell me without google which country Siem Reap is in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 17 hours ago, abrasivesaint said: False, no idea what that is. I hear Mos Def’s name and all i can think of is Celph Titled saying “leave you black on both sides like i’m barbecuing Mos Def.” person below knows who Celph Titled is. Apathy’s a buddy of mine. Never really listened to either one of them though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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