CMF Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 maybe you should keep that to yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stunt double Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 i have never done anything bad to police... hmm... i wonder whether this thread was made by a cop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 I kicked a cop in the balls but he's my brother so does that count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drue_Down Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 I'm from three generations of Police Officers... It's in my blood. I got nothing bad to say about them, it is a shitty job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Brady's Smile Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 You niggas are SOFT! I'm ruthless, I've done so much shit... The worst thing I've done to a cop was.... well, my house was getting raided and they asked "Excuse me, does ___ live here?" and I was like "Uhhhh... and then I *pointed to suspect*. I help cops, -T. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 you're all incredibly fucking stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 i beat up a cop...seriously its a wicked funny story. Read below... he is one of my good good friends. So we decided to pull a prank on him he came out to the bar already drunk. So me and my boy went around to like 40 or 50 people that he didnt know or barely knew and told people it wasn't true but we wanted them to go and congratulate him because he just came out of the closet that afternoon and just left his party. So people are going up to him like OH CONGRATS!!! OMG THATS AWESOME I HEARD THE NEWS!!!! and he is wicked confused then some kid went up I HEARD YOU CAME OUT TODAY CONGRATS and he flipped people keep coming up to him he is screeeeaaammming at the top of his lungs in a packed bar of like 500 people going " I AM NOT GAY!!! IM NOT GAY!!!!!!!" He is wicked pale but now he is BRIGHT RED and sees me and my boy just sitting in the back of the bar with a bunch of friends all dying laughing so this kid jumps over ther table and just starts choking me, so i throw him down and just restrain him cause I dont want to get kicked out. So he calms down. He tackled me like 5 times at the bar got us kicked out. So everyone at the bar goes to a friends house we he ended up after everyone calling him gay and flipping attacking me again in the kitchen so he has me in a head lock I picked him up body slammed him and just started dropping elbows to the head until he let go and his nose was bloody and swollen. Thats what he gets, and he is a cop so I beat the fuck out of a cop and all I got was put into a head lock and kicked out of a bar... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MekA_OnES? Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 I blew up all the donut stores in the area Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValueHorse Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 i want to challenge all these fat ass cops to a footrace. lazy bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValueHorse Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 edit :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 the worst ive ever done to a cop was say DONT TASE ME BRO!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 haha those videos are cool. that one cop got floored haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LateNightThrillz Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 some kid i was locked up with kept farting in the part of the lock up where they get all your info... i guess a narc thought it would be funny to retaliate!! cuz he stood up right in front of my friends face and let one fly!!!! true story!! (fuck 19th dist. CPD) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth MontgomeryOner Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 :five-o: where's captain obvious when you need him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ikickrocksyo Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 I've never really done anything bad to a cop except for make them run... But i do legit know a guy who was being followed through his building by the feds. A guy tried to arrest him and he punched the guy in the face and knocked him out cold. Then he told me he hid out on the roof for about 6 hours. But punching a cop in the face takes real balls cuz they can fuck u up badly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 the worst ive ever done to a cop was say DONT TASE ME BRO!!!!! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 i killed a cop. LOLZ. THEY GOT YO IP ADDRESS NOW. YOU GOIN DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 I got away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 i beat up a cop...seriously its a wicked funny story. Read below... he is one of my good good friends. So we decided to pull a prank on him he came out to the bar already drunk. So me and my boy went around to like 40 or 50 people that he didnt know or barely knew and told people it wasn't true but we wanted them to go and congratulate him because he just came out of the closet that afternoon and just left his party. So people are going up to him like OH CONGRATS!!! OMG THATS AWESOME I HEARD THE NEWS!!!! and he is wicked confused then some kid went up I HEARD YOU CAME OUT TODAY CONGRATS and he flipped people keep coming up to him he is screeeeaaammming at the top of his lungs in a packed bar of like 500 people going " I AM NOT GAY!!! IM NOT GAY!!!!!!!" He is wicked pale but now he is BRIGHT RED and sees me and my boy just sitting in the back of the bar with a bunch of friends all dying laughing so this kid jumps over ther table and just starts choking me, so i throw him down and just restrain him cause I dont want to get kicked out. So he calms down. He tackled me like 5 times at the bar got us kicked out. So everyone at the bar goes to a friends house we he ended up after everyone calling him gay and flipping attacking me again in the kitchen so he has me in a head lock I picked him up body slammed him and just started dropping elbows to the head until he let go and his nose was bloody and swollen. Thats what he gets, and he is a cop so I beat the fuck out of a cop and all I got was put into a head lock and kicked out of a bar... :lol::lol::lol: Shit had me dying! Where in the hell did you coem up with a story like that in the first place? I would prop you but I need to spread it around some more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 I'm not sure if I should props Some1 for beating up a cop... or negaprop him for hanging out with a cop in the first place. :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 I think Some1 is a cop. He posted some "Day at my Job" photos awhile back. They included a very cop-like looking desk WITH a box of Dunkin Donuts next to his computer. Coincidence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 ^ I THINK NOT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Power Bill Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 i gave a cop sypphilis through funnelbuttpeeing. BROOKLYN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CELT Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 I went to Ohio State University for 2 years and it was straight war with the Campus Police anyone that skateboarded .We'd send out a guy to bait them into a chase . Then they'd usually leave a car behind and we'd ambush it and shoot it up with paintball guns . :lol: That happened twice in one year . Another thing we'd do is make our own " spike-strips " . The OSU Campus Police would routinely chase us in car through narroow alleys , as well as some tight parking garage spots . We would lay-out the spike strips in advance , make them chase us and BOOM !!! tires flattened . I had a lot of fun during those times . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 i don't remember doing anything but making them run and making them actually have to work by filling out their reports. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
En Sabah Nur Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 I smutted a cops daughter. Repeatedly. i didn't think i had anything to contribute to this thread until you said that. my ex-girlfriend was the daughter of a police captain in kck. for the most part i think i treated her pretty well. but next time i'm mad at cops i guess i'll just thinking about skeeting in her eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 Celt just reminded me of the time I smashed the rear window out on a cops car for chasing me out of Love Park. I went around the block and when I came back to see if he bounced, I saw he had some young kids all hemmed up with their skateboards in a pile. So I smashed his window out with my skateboard and he started chasing me again and the kids he had hemmed up got to grab their boards and get away. As did I cause tht fat fuck couldn't catch me. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 No you didn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 You wanna bet? Ask about me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 I was just fuckin' around. I wouldn't doubt it. Especially if you were drunk at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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