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Sorry to disappoint you guys.

 

The Umbrella Guy sucks. I don't know why all these kooks think he's so interesting. He dresses up in drag and S L O W L Y wanders downtown Santa Cruz every day. He's been doing so for the past eight years.

 

You're bound to cross this dude's path if you're ever in downtown SC. He smells like shit and I heard he's a pedophile.

 

He's considered a local celebrity.

Is this town really that desperate for keeping the, "Weird-o Town, USA" reputation??

JUST STOP IT ALREADY YOU FUCKS.

 

Ha.

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i took a criminal justice class in highschool and the cop in charge of homeless resources told us dude graduated from maryland or some shit with an md or whatever and worked in nasa for awhile. dude is well off from the word is slipping my mind right now but like when your parents die and you get the money.

 

 

i dont think hes been doing it 8 years he use to sit on a bench with a black plastic bag and when people would walk buy hed stick his head out

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Sorry to disappoint you guys.

 

The Umbrella Guy sucks. I don't know why all these kooks think he's so interesting. He dresses up in drag and S L O W L Y wanders downtown Santa Cruz every day. He's been doing so for the past eight years.

 

You're bound to cross this dude's path if you're ever in downtown SC. He smells like shit and I heard he's a pedophile.

 

He's considered a local celebrity.

Is this town really that desperate for keeping the, "Weird-o Town, USA" reputation??

JUST STOP IT ALREADY YOU FUCKS.

 

Ha.

 

http://www.myspace.com/robertpinky

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