24Carrot Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Body bag, go son! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 One day Bfish will accepted my marriage proposal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 I have the same sweater as your boyfriend banana, that's phat His grandma comes down every year to buy him sweaters or coats. I think thats what grandmas do or it's because she knows if she doesnt refresh his wardrobe everyonce in awhile he will never buy new clothes for himself. I am pretty sure she bought him that one. Not saying you have old lady taste just ...that's the only thing I think of when I see him wearing it. sorry I am hoggin this thread as of late I am just really bored at work. Last saturday. Spent the night at my sisters. Waited for her to get ready so we can go to monterey. Egg head. B: MMMMMMOOOOM make me an egg. A: No. Make your own damn egg. Aint nobody here working for you. And you better go make that bed in the Guest room. Nobody works for you lady. B: Yes sir. A: What did you say?! Had smoke with my mom: B: Rings are too expensive. I don’t want to pay for all that. Too much money. A: Your grandpa bought me a ring for thirty dollars. That was..hm.. damn near 50 years ago. Maybe its worth some money now. I thought I’d give it to Linda when she got married…but that don’t look like its gonna happen…I guess I can give it to you. B: Whats it look like. A: Simple ring. For simple people. I’ll show it to you. She couldn’t open it. So my grandpa helped her. My great grandmother’s wedding band. Famous thirty dollar band A: You remember this band? (pause) C: Yeah. A: No you don’t. You don’t remember nothing. C: It was the wedding band I bought you by delvoso road for thirty dollars. A: This is your great great grandmother’s pride ring. It has thirteen stones in it! B: Wow. She got busy. A: Yeah. Real busy. Pick up dude, put stuff in the back car so my sister can sit comfortably. Headed to Salinas. Stop so she can eat and smoke a cigarette. Wonderful town of Salinas. Stopped by dudes parents house. They argued about directions. She printed them for him. Arrive in Monterey. Get coffee. Walk around. Some guy gave me these so I would donate money to the battered mother’s Program. We were going to go to the aquarium but it was like 40$ a piece. I am cheap. So we didn’t go. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 Moose tracks. Left that place because it was lame and expensive. Fed the beast. Italian hair... I dropped my lens cap. So my sister went to retrieve it for me. Shenannygins. B: Here (Picks up worlds greatest grandpa) A: Oh yeah. Heres one for you. B: Awww. A: Or how bout this one. (Superstar) B: Don’t be a jerk. I like this place. A: Can you buy me this carmel corn. B: Oh- C: No. Geeze ____dont be such a mooch. She’s already paid for a buncha shit already. You’re the boyfriend you buy stuff for her. Not the other way around. A: Ok. It takes one to know one. My sister tells me I am a pushover. She’s right. It's embarrassing to admit it...but my sister sticks up for me. I bought it. He got money after that. Got clam chowder. So dealio. Sat down to eat chowder: A: Keep this it’s not every day you find an acorn with a smiley on it. A: Oh and look its head got exploded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 My sister climbed trees. Went to the beach. Nerd. Sat around. I ate it. My sister went on an “adventure”. Boots were a bad Idea. He smashed rocks. I guess he felt pretty bad about my sister harping on him…so he bought my gas for me 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 haha, i wish i i could post from work. only thumbnails. notes: salinas always makes me think of my favorite book east of eden. dipndots is weird. $40 aquarium? fuck good for your sister! free gas! and i finally know where the cheshire cat sticker came from on my kids dresser. your life looks like fun :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samdrake123 Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 love the pics ms. fish! haha i also like how you make all the faces on your pics, very fun to see Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 haha, i wish i i could post from work. only thumbnails. notes: salinas always makes me think of my favorite book east of eden. dipndots is weird. $40 aquarium? fuck good for your sister! free gas! and i finally know where the cheshire cat sticker came from on my kids dresser. your life looks like fun :) I think Steinbeck is from Salinas? I really like the weather there. It's always perfectly overcast. Its kind of a weird town though. Like nice suburbia mixed with farm stuff and then gangs. I should read that book and see if it has always been so diverse. Dipndots are a nostalgic thing. I use to get them when I was a kid when I would go to theme parks with my family, they're pretty cheap people so you'd always have to share this tiny lil' cup of dipndots with your sibling and two cousins. They tasted a lot better back then. Moose tracks were kinda disappointing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 i once parked a motorbike inside of a hotel room in salinas. then i ate messican food. - that is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted November 21, 2009 Share Posted November 21, 2009 we got a dipndots in the mall where i hung out as a kid (mall rat!!) in west virginia. did they market to everyone as the ice cream of the future, or just us hicks? and for east of eden, i highly recommend it. its basically the retelling of cain and able i hear, but i ain't a bible reader m'self. its the first book i read that made me anxious and hurt and sad and really engage and care about the characters (first read it when i was 15) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Been to poor to get film done, so heres some photos from my weekend, just went to a few parties and got spastic. Finished work, caught the train. Some arts. Sat down and had a dinner at the pub. the fat around the side was too hard, i like it soft. Bought myself a bottle of this horrible crap. el lazer likes tequila. got to the party, happy birthday to this guy. Moooooooooooooar tequila. the party was fucking great, they had 2 bins full of sangria, one red one white, here i am taking a plunge. [ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Swineflu & flex getting our drunk on. This dude was telling me he wanted to go to a brothel right before he passed out. That was friday night, sat up soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Got to this block party, it was like 3 big houses opend up, pay $5 and you can drink as much beer and eat as many hash cookies, the police were there when we rocked up. Kegs. I fucking hate this game. This guy was banging out, This girl was just runnin around naked showing her swatstika bush. It was gross. left there when the beer ran out, off to a 23rd. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 fruity is killin' it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Caught the train. I was fairly gone by this point. Then i set this up for the next drunken girl to sit on. Tried to eat these. Smoked up. A kebab at 5 in the morning is always the best. The sun came up i slept. END 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 One day Bfish will accepted my marriage proposal. Were gonna have to knife fight for that honour.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 swatstika bush ftw. i can smell the alcohol in Fruity's posts.. good times..nice posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 keepin it classy with the swastika bush!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 very romper stomper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24Carrot Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Candle toilet seat ftw. Nice work fruity, i will be over there around this time next year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Oh to be young again. Swastika whore is gross. Bfish, I wish your sister would dress more like you. You dress good for a Californian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 yeah fruity! drunk life got a good chuckle out of the nasty bushwacker whore & the pedo looking dude in his confirmed pedo shirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STAN51 Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Oh to be young again. Swastika whore is gross. Bfish, I wish your sister would dress more like you. You dress good for a Californian. Is it just me or does every time this guys posts a comment its always a semi diss/compliment. You are what we call in our circle a "condescending nice guys" Simmilar quotes you can hear from your typical condescending nice guy: -Yeah, she's cute if you are in to ugly fat girls. -I really like the piece, considering you're a toy. -The food was good, if you like disgusting curry. -Nice shoes, seen them at DR. Jays on special for 30 beans, but i wouldn't rock them. I know a couple of these dudes, shit is funny. No hate, just something i noticed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STAN51 Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Were gonna have to knife fight for that honour.:lol: Back off mooks! Get your own messican! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedoe Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 stairway to heaven ftw 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedoe Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 yay, finally!!! yes. this game brings back so much og shit. bump 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 ^^^ fuck yeah. been playing all night and this morning. My great grandmother’s wedding band. sweet. is that "the"ring for your wedding??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 This dude was telling me he wanted to go to a brothel right before he passed out. That was friday night, sat up soon that bong looks fucking disgusting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 hahaha my bong is gross its like that, just black not brown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...HSAMSnoytiC Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 barf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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