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someone is going to go through hell...give me some idea's of good things to do to make his life LIVING HELL.

 

I am thinking about cutting off his eyelids with an exacto knife and then branding the word blinky into his forehead.

 

but I wouldn't mind some other fun idea's

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i've used this one before...

 

just get like 5 of your closest friends and you to punch him in the face whenever they see him, and eventually he'll be scared to leave his house.

 

i aint seen the guy we did this to in about 2 months...

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someone on here is the tourture expert, i think its seeking that has the obscure midevil tourture knowledge....

 

my personal favorite is farting and then pulling the covers over my girls head....im such a lady killer

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i dunno where i saw it but i think it was called "the egg" it was used for medieval torture and basically it was an egg hsaped object that they shove up your ass and turn a knob on the bottom which in turn expanded the top part of the egg kinda like a hunting arrow then they would either pull it out expanded or leave it in...brutal shit if ya ask me

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P O R N O

 

Originally posted by boogie hands

 

my personal favorite is farting and then pulling the covers over my girls head....im such a lady killer

I believe that is called the "Dutch Oven"

 

I would think this would be pretty bad. Sew a guys eyelids open or use that contraption from "A Clockwork Orange" Tie his hands and legs up and make him watch pornos with all his favorite ladies for days on end. After a month or two of watching pornos and ughh....not being able to relieve himself would leave a mean case of "Blue Balls."

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hang the person upside-down from something and cut their index finger deeply....just make sure to bring a bucket.

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I turn to Method Man for this one.

Sew your eyelids open and keep feeding him sleeping pills.

Sew you asshole closed and keep feeding you and feeding you and feeding you...

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um if you could sum how rig this one it woul dquite the bad death. i dont think you wanna kill the homie but maybe yo udo so hear gos.

get a huge pot fill with oil lite fire underneath of it then drop there ass in it. im guessing that would be a shitty ass death you burn and your drown.that jus plain sux.

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electric shocks are always good.

 

and if any of you have seen three kings pouring motor oil in someones mouth is probably pretty damn effective also.

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Originally posted by Zack Morris

I am thinking about cutting off his eyelids with an exacto knife and then branding the word blinky into his forehead.

 

 

god that is morbid but i couldnt help but just laugh my ass off! :lol:

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OK..you need a bucket, a mouse and a hot plate. You put the mouse in the bucket and put the bucket on the hot plate. Make the guy sit on the bucket naked. As the bucket heats up, the mouse will start to panic. The mouse has nowhere to go but up. The only opening for the mouse is the guys asshole. Imagine the mouse clawing trying to get inside you, then when he does. Think of him eating away at you. HAHA.

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bury him up to his neck in the ground, place bucket over top of his head, place hungry rat(s) under bucket.

 

also, read up on nazis to learn of other effective torture methods.

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put him in a room with tease and some fat girls, and force him to watch tease try and get laid.

 

sounds pretty torterous to me...

 

 

im sure i could come up with some good stuff, but revenge isnt really my forte. it tends to be a waste of time i think. besides, lets be frank, you cant really have dude drawn and quartered. as much as youd like to cut his eyelids off, your not really going to do it.

 

lemme know what he did, and i'll come up with something good...

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tie buddy down with straps.. make sure to double up the straps on his head though.

lie him down underneath a faucet, and have water drip slowly on his forhead for about a month...

ancient chinese water torture. gets'em every time.

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Originally posted by nicio

OK..you need a bucket, a mouse and a hot plate. You put the mouse in the bucket and put the bucket on the hot plate. Make the guy sit on the bucket naked. As the bucket heats up, the mouse will start to panic. The mouse has nowhere to go but up. The only opening for the mouse is the guys asshole. Imagine the mouse clawing trying to get inside you, then when he does. Think of him eating away at you. HAHA.

 

you realize some people do that for enjoyment dont you???

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make him listen to the promise ring...oh god that mkaes me cringe just thinking about that poor excuse for a band.ughh.

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in kafka's story "in the penal colony" he has a torturing machine that sounds pretty hardcore.. whatever your crime was, that is inscribed into your body through this elaborate complex machine that works kind of like lots of tattoo needles, but there's no ink. just needles. like if you disobeyed someone they would have it write "obey your superiors" into your body, and the whole process took like 12 hours or something cause the font was so complex it was illegible for all practical purposes. and the whole time you have to have a felt gag in your mouth. but not just any felt gag, the exact same one they've used on all the prisoners before you who puked on it and had it in their mouths too for their dying hours. then when the whole thing is done the machine dumps your inscribed, aerated, bloody corpse into a pit where your own blood from the process has been channeled into.

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Originally posted by EatMorGlue

in kafka's story "in the penal colony" he has a torturing machine that sounds pretty hardcore.. whatever your crime was, that is inscribed into your body through this elaborate complex machine that works kind of like lots of tattoo needles, but there's no ink. just needles. like if you disobeyed someone they would have it write "obey your superiors" into your body, and the whole process took like 12 hours or something cause the font was so complex it was illegible for all practical purposes. and the whole time you have to have a felt gag in your mouth. but not just any felt gag, the exact same one they've used on all the prisoners before you who puked on it and had it in their mouths too for their dying hours. then when the whole thing is done the machine dumps your inscribed, aerated, bloody corpse into a pit where your own blood from the process has been channeled into.

reading that story was the high point of a modernism class i took.....

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amazing, yeah it's definitely a high point of the modernism class i'm finishing now. although i gotta say beckett was my favorite in there. my prof said one semester when they were reading "in the penal colony" out loud in class, somebody puked when they got to the felt gag part! it's shit like that that makes me love modernism. aside from the reading of course.

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put sardines in the persons gas tank im not sure if it will do anything but it souds cool..also i dont know anyone ever heard of the anarchists cookbook good shit... my friend got his car broken into and system and cds stolen by these kid from our school and he knows who they are so he and otherkid are gonna snip the door handles off the ends of the fags cars and then put dead animals and other nasty shit inside then they cant get out without the inside handles funny shit but i doubt it will happen

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My ex girlfriend suggested being in a locked room, listening to to the Barenaked Ladies rap...

 

I hope that wasn't too much of an inside Vancouver thing for everyone. I wouldn't want to seem like I was 14 or anything...

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Originally posted by boogie hands

 

my personal favorite is farting and then pulling the covers over my girls head....im such a lady killer

you use that one too??????? but you gotta eat mad eggs and tacos before... makes it even worse:D :D

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Take a pager, put it on vibrate.. and shove it in homeboys ass. Call it every 2 minutes. Then when thats done, take the pager out... lay him down..put in a long tube deep inside his ass..... and scoop in bits of hot charcoal.

 

Works wonders.

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Originally posted by DETO

Yeahhh, torture motherfucker what?

Torture nigga what?

What?

I'll fuckin

I'll fuckin tie you to a fuckin bedpost

with your ass cheeks spread out and shit

Right?

Put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there

for like a half hour

Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like

Tssssssss

 

Yeah, I'll fuckin

Yeah I'll fuckin lay your nuts on a fuckin dresser

Just your nuts layin on a fuckin dresser

And bang them shits with a spiked fuckin bat

Ooooohhhh

Whassup? BLAOWWW!!

 

I'll fuckin

I'll fuckin pull your fuckin tongue out your fuckin mouth

and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver, BLAOWW!!

I'll fuckin

 

I'll fuckin

I'll fuckin hang you by your fuckin dick

off a fuckin twelve sto-story building out this motherfucker

 

I'll fuckin

I'll fuckin

sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you

and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you...

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THIS IS THE ONE YOU ARE GOING TO USE!!!!!!!

 

ok so firs you need to get all friendly with the perp...then invite him over for dinner...in his food..give him GHB...when he goes out...you and friends tie his ass up to a chair...then when he comes too...drop LSD and mescelin in that fucker like non other....so now hes tripping balls.. then tape his eye lids open and strap his head so it cant move...and make him watch 30 hours of CHARLES IN CHARGE ...BACKWARDS! then throw him ouside naked still tripping covered in honney in the woods....bugs will get him.

 

 

 

 

there you go.....the perfect modern torture.

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