Zack Morris Posted December 10, 2001 Share Posted December 10, 2001 someone is going to go through hell...give me some idea's of good things to do to make his life LIVING HELL. I am thinking about cutting off his eyelids with an exacto knife and then branding the word blinky into his forehead. but I wouldn't mind some other fun idea's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.e Posted December 10, 2001 Share Posted December 10, 2001 i've used this one before... just get like 5 of your closest friends and you to punch him in the face whenever they see him, and eventually he'll be scared to leave his house. i aint seen the guy we did this to in about 2 months... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted December 10, 2001 Share Posted December 10, 2001 someone on here is the tourture expert, i think its seeking that has the obscure midevil tourture knowledge.... my personal favorite is farting and then pulling the covers over my girls head....im such a lady killer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Obsessed Posted December 10, 2001 Share Posted December 10, 2001 i dunno where i saw it but i think it was called "the egg" it was used for medieval torture and basically it was an egg hsaped object that they shove up your ass and turn a knob on the bottom which in turn expanded the top part of the egg kinda like a hunting arrow then they would either pull it out expanded or leave it in...brutal shit if ya ask me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted December 10, 2001 Share Posted December 10, 2001 P O R N O Originally posted by boogie hands my personal favorite is farting and then pulling the covers over my girls head....im such a lady killer I believe that is called the "Dutch Oven" I would think this would be pretty bad. Sew a guys eyelids open or use that contraption from "A Clockwork Orange" Tie his hands and legs up and make him watch pornos with all his favorite ladies for days on end. After a month or two of watching pornos and ughh....not being able to relieve himself would leave a mean case of "Blue Balls." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 455 Posted December 10, 2001 Share Posted December 10, 2001 hang the person upside-down from something and cut their index finger deeply....just make sure to bring a bucket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted December 10, 2001 Share Posted December 10, 2001 I turn to Method Man for this one. Sew your eyelids open and keep feeding him sleeping pills. Sew you asshole closed and keep feeding you and feeding you and feeding you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
platapie Posted December 10, 2001 Share Posted December 10, 2001 um if you could sum how rig this one it woul dquite the bad death. i dont think you wanna kill the homie but maybe yo udo so hear gos. get a huge pot fill with oil lite fire underneath of it then drop there ass in it. im guessing that would be a shitty ass death you burn and your drown.that jus plain sux. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bl4ckh4m Posted December 10, 2001 Share Posted December 10, 2001 electric shocks are always good. and if any of you have seen three kings pouring motor oil in someones mouth is probably pretty damn effective also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted December 10, 2001 Share Posted December 10, 2001 Originally posted by Zack Morris I am thinking about cutting off his eyelids with an exacto knife and then branding the word blinky into his forehead. god that is morbid but i couldnt help but just laugh my ass off! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicio Posted December 10, 2001 Share Posted December 10, 2001 OK..you need a bucket, a mouse and a hot plate. You put the mouse in the bucket and put the bucket on the hot plate. Make the guy sit on the bucket naked. As the bucket heats up, the mouse will start to panic. The mouse has nowhere to go but up. The only opening for the mouse is the guys asshole. Imagine the mouse clawing trying to get inside you, then when he does. Think of him eating away at you. HAHA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted December 10, 2001 Share Posted December 10, 2001 bury him up to his neck in the ground, place bucket over top of his head, place hungry rat(s) under bucket. also, read up on nazis to learn of other effective torture methods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted December 10, 2001 Share Posted December 10, 2001 put him in a room with tease and some fat girls, and force him to watch tease try and get laid. sounds pretty torterous to me... im sure i could come up with some good stuff, but revenge isnt really my forte. it tends to be a waste of time i think. besides, lets be frank, you cant really have dude drawn and quartered. as much as youd like to cut his eyelids off, your not really going to do it. lemme know what he did, and i'll come up with something good... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppa.k Posted December 10, 2001 Share Posted December 10, 2001 tie buddy down with straps.. make sure to double up the straps on his head though. lie him down underneath a faucet, and have water drip slowly on his forhead for about a month... ancient chinese water torture. gets'em every time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted December 10, 2001 Share Posted December 10, 2001 Originally posted by nicio OK..you need a bucket, a mouse and a hot plate. You put the mouse in the bucket and put the bucket on the hot plate. Make the guy sit on the bucket naked. As the bucket heats up, the mouse will start to panic. The mouse has nowhere to go but up. The only opening for the mouse is the guys asshole. Imagine the mouse clawing trying to get inside you, then when he does. Think of him eating away at you. HAHA. you realize some people do that for enjoyment dont you??? http://www.milams.com/cv_runaway.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blood as ink Posted December 10, 2001 Share Posted December 10, 2001 make him listen to the promise ring...oh god that mkaes me cringe just thinking about that poor excuse for a band.ughh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EatMorGlue Posted December 10, 2001 Share Posted December 10, 2001 in kafka's story "in the penal colony" he has a torturing machine that sounds pretty hardcore.. whatever your crime was, that is inscribed into your body through this elaborate complex machine that works kind of like lots of tattoo needles, but there's no ink. just needles. like if you disobeyed someone they would have it write "obey your superiors" into your body, and the whole process took like 12 hours or something cause the font was so complex it was illegible for all practical purposes. and the whole time you have to have a felt gag in your mouth. but not just any felt gag, the exact same one they've used on all the prisoners before you who puked on it and had it in their mouths too for their dying hours. then when the whole thing is done the machine dumps your inscribed, aerated, bloody corpse into a pit where your own blood from the process has been channeled into. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted December 10, 2001 Share Posted December 10, 2001 Originally posted by EatMorGlue in kafka's story "in the penal colony" he has a torturing machine that sounds pretty hardcore.. whatever your crime was, that is inscribed into your body through this elaborate complex machine that works kind of like lots of tattoo needles, but there's no ink. just needles. like if you disobeyed someone they would have it write "obey your superiors" into your body, and the whole process took like 12 hours or something cause the font was so complex it was illegible for all practical purposes. and the whole time you have to have a felt gag in your mouth. but not just any felt gag, the exact same one they've used on all the prisoners before you who puked on it and had it in their mouths too for their dying hours. then when the whole thing is done the machine dumps your inscribed, aerated, bloody corpse into a pit where your own blood from the process has been channeled into. reading that story was the high point of a modernism class i took..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EatMorGlue Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 amazing, yeah it's definitely a high point of the modernism class i'm finishing now. although i gotta say beckett was my favorite in there. my prof said one semester when they were reading "in the penal colony" out loud in class, somebody puked when they got to the felt gag part! it's shit like that that makes me love modernism. aside from the reading of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_MoeLarryCurly Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 put sardines in the persons gas tank im not sure if it will do anything but it souds cool..also i dont know anyone ever heard of the anarchists cookbook good shit... my friend got his car broken into and system and cds stolen by these kid from our school and he knows who they are so he and otherkid are gonna snip the door handles off the ends of the fags cars and then put dead animals and other nasty shit inside then they cant get out without the inside handles funny shit but i doubt it will happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Handjob Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 My ex girlfriend suggested being in a locked room, listening to to the Barenaked Ladies rap... I hope that wasn't too much of an inside Vancouver thing for everyone. I wouldn't want to seem like I was 14 or anything... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG T Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 Originally posted by boogie hands my personal favorite is farting and then pulling the covers over my girls head....im such a lady killer you use that one too??????? but you gotta eat mad eggs and tacos before... makes it even worse:D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 Take a pager, put it on vibrate.. and shove it in homeboys ass. Call it every 2 minutes. Then when thats done, take the pager out... lay him down..put in a long tube deep inside his ass..... and scoop in bits of hot charcoal. Works wonders. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 Originally posted by DETO Yeahhh, torture motherfucker what? Torture nigga what? What? I'll fuckin I'll fuckin tie you to a fuckin bedpost with your ass cheeks spread out and shit Right? Put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there for like a half hour Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like Tssssssss Yeah, I'll fuckin Yeah I'll fuckin lay your nuts on a fuckin dresser Just your nuts layin on a fuckin dresser And bang them shits with a spiked fuckin bat Ooooohhhh Whassup? BLAOWWW!! I'll fuckin I'll fuckin pull your fuckin tongue out your fuckin mouth and stab the shit with a rusty screwdriver, BLAOWW!! I'll fuckin I'll fuckin I'll fuckin hang you by your fuckin dick off a fuckin twelve sto-story building out this motherfucker I'll fuckin I'll fuckin sew your asshole closed, and keep feedin you and feedin you, and feedin you, and feedin you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 THIS IS THE ONE YOU ARE GOING TO USE!!!!!!! ok so firs you need to get all friendly with the perp...then invite him over for dinner...in his food..give him GHB...when he goes out...you and friends tie his ass up to a chair...then when he comes too...drop LSD and mescelin in that fucker like non other....so now hes tripping balls.. then tape his eye lids open and strap his head so it cant move...and make him watch 30 hours of CHARLES IN CHARGE ...BACKWARDS! then throw him ouside naked still tripping covered in honney in the woods....bugs will get him. there you go.....the perfect modern torture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 Pliers and a blowtorch. Be creative! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
newjersey Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 tie him to a pole in the ocean at high tide.... make insitions in his body... so there are organs coming out.. prefferably the large intestant... let that shit float.... shark smell blood... damn holmes... yur shark food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 Originally posted by CRAMPS CHARLES IN CHARGE..... how would you go about getting episodes of this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 50'S 60'S 70'S OLDIES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted December 25, 2003 Share Posted December 25, 2003 My brainchild: A bowling pin to the chest attatched to a motor that moves a total of a centimeter a day for about 2 months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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