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worst part is, i think the story reads that bitch mom was smoking, drinking, drugging (probably just inhalents and the rare brick weed when they could afford) when she was pregz and claimed she didn't know she was with juggalo spawn until 6 months

 

i was so visibly upset about upon first seeing that shit a year or two ago

 

went from loling and being irked by juggalos, to hoping for a holocaust via anthrax'd faygo

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She bragged about eating Xanax only a couple months before the miscarriage, then had the nerve to go on a tirade saying the hospital killed her baby and tried to swing the whole deal to get free ICP gear to help them cope with their loss...

 

Where's the other pic set I found way back when of the pregnant juggalo smoking newports, balancing the box on her belly talking about she's 7 months and still "loves her ports"

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i think this is a poor representation of the juggalo as a group.for many reasons.

 

-none of these people were fat enough.consuming nothing but pork rinds and faygo your whole life is gonna make you fat...

 

-looked too clean.as if they had showered recently.this is a huge red flag for me

 

-hair was not in the traditional juggalo fashion of dirty dreads nor was it dyed red and purple like you would see on a real juggalo

 

-not enough profanity.

 

-no drug use

 

-face paint looked too professional.if it were real juggaloes that probably would have put it on with shoe polish or someshit.this looked like actual face paint.

 

-the fact that on the broadcast that ran on the bottom of the screen wasn't littered with typoes is a dead give away.these niggas cant type.ged's are like fucking master degrees to these people.

 

 

just saying.still pretty funny tho...propski's

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Facebooks Miss Juggalette 2010 !!! (Monthly Competition)

 

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=230911208603&ref=nf

 

Should be some lulz involved.

 

THERE ARE FUCKING 12 YEAR OLDS DOING THIS SHIT. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

 

if my kid started doing that, i'd become a fucking trucker so i could become a HUGE alcoholic, smoke meth to forget how totally and utterly fucked my kid is and how that no fucking man/woman worth a damn would stick their malformed sex organs near them. so then finally use my truck route to dump their body off after they finally come home with 'JUGGALO' tattooed on them, and i finally embed my meth pipe deep into their throat and drip sulfuric acid into it.

 

home sweet home.

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Detroit has nothing to do with this abomination

ICP is from Lincon Nebraska.

Probably catch some shit for this but I dont much

have a problem with ICP being entertainers.

Theres plenty of acts out there that make shitty

music. In my whole life ive probably heard less than

5 tracks they made. Its not my speed. A number of years

back i valet one of their cars. it was the end of the night

so i pulled his truck up front, handed him the keys

and then had a shift drink. He tipped me $10 and talked

at me for a while. For what its worth there wasnt anything

remarkably objectionable about the guy. Didn't seem overly

pretentious... wasn't being a prick. They basically carved

out their own niche. Get to travel and make decent amounts

of money. Ive seen flix of some smashable juggalo bitches

in these pages and im sure they get to take their pick.

Now the fans on the other hand. Well... they on some other shit

/nojuggalo/

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