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True Life: Im a Juggalo


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ps, youre also gullible as fuck.

 

soup, pornbooth and myself briefly chatted with some of your idiot gang in portland once. i had them convinced i was a juggalo and i told you dumbshits phony stories about me kicking it at the juggalo festivals and pouring faygo on naked juggalettes while they blew me in a dirty tent. hahah. you people fail at life. :lol:

 

its a troll you fuckin rtard

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yeah its kinda true...

they're all about god and shit

but rap about death and what not...

they even kinda said it in a song...

 

"now we've been told this carnival shit has touched on many lives,

people have fucking sworn to us they too can feel it inside,

what is it that draws you in, this magic that compels you,

we've been waiting 6 fucking joker cards to finally tell you,

the messages and hints take levitra were there although most never picked up on em,

we snuck them in subliminally with that wicked shit around them,

we've mentioned more and more of it on every jokers card,

the bottom lines always the same, you ain't have buy cialis to look hard,

we wickidly kicked it, you dig it, get wit it, we preach it but we dont come flat out,

cause some ninjas dont wanna get with ya they quick to forget you without the hatchet and get up,

so we rose the hatchet do or die, now juggalos standing tall,

after all 6 have risin the end of time will consume us all,

it aint got nothin to do with us, it aint psychopathic records,

all we doin is pointin shit out to you we in this together,

whos behind the juggalos, the gatherings and the hatchet,

whos behind dark lotus, the circus and everybody at it,

who invented juggalos and juggalettes and fucking faygo showers,

what about that feeling you get when bumpin our shit whos behind the juggalo power,

this ain't no fucking fan club, it aint about making a buck,

dont buy our fucking action figures bitch i dont give a fuck,

it aint about violent j or shaggy, the butterfly or seventeen,

when we speak of shangri-la, what you think we mean,

truth is we follow GOD, we've always been behind him,

the carnivals got it made, aaaaaaall juggalos find hiiiiiim...

(he's out there, he's out there)"

 

then it bust into a big church soundin song...

peep it for yourselves...[/color]

 

 

you retards God made people in there image so you are god. stop looking at the word god as if your christian. how many religions have gods and are one and the same. reincarnation is also writen and explained in a riddle so dumb christian sheep dont get it and stay nice and dumb. learn your theology beter before you post crap learn what icp is about and the true meaning of what there telling. train your brain above an IQ of 90. those dumb comments show how stupid people are MCL to the juggalo`s

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before you post crap learn what icp is about[/color] and the true meaning of what there telling. train your brain above an IQ of 90. those dumb comments show how stupid people are MCL to the juggalo`s

 

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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ING it really is a cult now complete with brainwashed sheep!!! You really think a shit ass novelty rap group who says things like "magic everywhere in this bitch" and can't figure out how a magnet works has the secrets of god and the universe all figured out? I'm sure THOSE guys got it right

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hahah. more juggalos on the oontz!!! juggalos should get an instant banhammer, followed by an actual hammer to the spine.

 

you low-life fucks. i know a lot of pieces of shit, but none of them come close to the lameness of a juggalo. you fuckers cant even hide how worthless you are, ever.

 

NEVER in your life will you hear somebody say "damn, max is a juggalo? i had no idea....." like i hear cats say "joe smokes speed, shit, i would have never guessed". i hear that shit all the time, but no juggalo can ever hide his mental ineptitude and general worthlessness from the common man.

 

So, just to be clear. Not down with the clown?

 

 

Oh is that you Dow, I thought you were "tranniesnhandjobsoner"

 

Same here. Oh so wrong.

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