Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID Wow, some people on here are pretty harsh First, dude...what did you think having a puppy was going to be like? Rainbows and pie? You should have researched. Also people that say they would throw a kid away before a puppy, should be shot. A puppy is just a dog... a child is your own flesh and blood, so you guys also need to rethink your life. I have both and puppy and a kid. I love both, but if the dog crossed the line I would get rid of him(its a big line he has to cross though) unlike my daughter who no matter what I would love and try to steer in the right direction.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID I am just disgruntled... Who throws kids away!? They have the no child left behind safe house something or other rule now at some hospitals in CT. If you bring a kid in 30 days old or less they take it in no questions asked... HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT SHIT!!! Can I cum in you pussai!? suure yo if you get me pregnant I'll just return da babies! I thinks I gosta keep da receipt doe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID Just because I want to show it off somewhere, my friends awesome blue doberman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID Well since we are posting pics of puppies Here is my new puppy..Edgar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce_1nR Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID Aww, how....'coot' Chyo...stick with it mang, I got two dogs and I love them both to death...I couldnt imagine how boring shit would be without em... The best trick for getting the dog potty trained is...*drumroll* When he or she shits in your house, you gotta pick that shit up and take it outside...that way the dog is like..."Oh, my shit belongs outside..." And when the dog goes to the bathroom outside...give hella praise and repeat. Once you got it potty trained and you can learn it not to bark at every thing its straight. And as for the dog eating every godamn thing it can touch...how else is it supposed to learn what tastes good and shit? Stick it out...and keep us updated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID Well, maybe this is your test tease. If you can train a dog to do your 'bidding' then maybe you might use ti to pick up pussy and then they will already think you will make a suitable partner/father to their unborn baby. Stick with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IRONHEAD Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID looks like edgar is a badass. hes already training to hunt alien lizards. nice. cool dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID Yeah, it's real hard to get dogs pregnant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
srebmun Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID Also stick to the same word for going, I use potty, don't have it sound too girly or else people will think you are, unless you already have a huge dog and it's apparent you aren't, hmmph. I also think I kept mine in one place with a short leash, that way they can only sniff so much before they go. Make it the same place every time so they know what you're out there for, and afterwards don't rush them back in the house, give them a little time to sniff around. Also for when they go outside have a nice soft treat on the ready, give it to them and praise them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID sneek, is that boston mixed with something? it looks kind of funny. p.s. - prepare yourself. those dogs are awesomely out of hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID sneek, is that boston mixed with something? it looks kind of funny. p.s. - prepare yourself. those dogs are awesomely out of hand. No he is a pure Boston, he is just funny looking. Yeah I know, we have a 1 year old pug and he really likes to terrorize her. He also likes to get into a lot of stuff, but he is real smart and learning fast. He is a really good dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stay bay wit it. Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID boston terriers are out of control. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID call the dog whisperer, he's awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID I dont think so, just like any dog you got to train them He is a good dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbrshmonster Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID puppies fucking rule. ola be a man and train that shit. there's nothing worse than someone who owns a annoying ass beast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID Training dogs isnt hard either just takes patience and you grow a stronger bond with your dog. I cant wait till I own my own home big enough for another boxer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID Dont you snowball your dogs in the mouth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID i wish puppies would just stay puppies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID This thread is fuckin terrible...you sound like my sister as far as pets go, irresponsible bitch. My ferret is an annoying lil fuck, he does everything he shouldn't, but I still would never even think of gettin rid of him. Also, before someone tries to be a smartass, I've had 7 dogs in my life so no "You can't compare a dog and a ferret" comments. A pet is a commitment for life, do it right or don't do it at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID FUCK IN THE ASS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID Seriously after you two "make it" place one hand firmly on her stomach and the other hand 3inches below. Once in place begin to press and shake violently. Do this for ten minutes everyday for the next 9 months or untill she pees the puppy out. You'll be straight GEEEEE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teen_014.jpg Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID you should feed it like hell for a few months, then eat it. here's my dog, he's not really a puppy anymore, a year old. he'll be lunch soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID DA VIETNAMEESE PEEPOLS LAV TU EEEEEAT DUGGIES!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Age Demagogue Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID i agree with mauler up there. get a cat instead. they are pretty much self sufficient and dont really bug you. here's my little shithead cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted April 12, 2007 Author Share Posted April 12, 2007 i started tea bagging her and giving her dirty sanchez's/ she's trained for facials to and now cleans up well. thanks 12oz! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 your a weenie. buck up. dogs are dope once they dont shit the carpet anymore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phax Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID Well since we are posting pics of puppies Here is my new puppy..Edgar yo i've NEVER seen a dog with eyes like that in my life. fucking awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 i swear to god i told you not to do this shit somewhere because you cant fill voids in your life with "things" how often am i right? all the damn time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 "honey i'm pregnant" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 I like how his mate is smilingn in the pic next to him, as though he is next in line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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