THANKYOU Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 buy a fucking dog. shits the most annoying crap ive ever had to deal with in my life. its seriously like having a fucking child. potty training, cleaning up shit. you can't talk to them and get a response. fuck im so annoyed. im an idiot for getting this dog. yea yea, yall were right. what should i do to rid this thing of my life? give it to another dog lover? give her back to the adoption place i adopted her from and get my money back? what should i do? i want my life back. im torn though, on one hand i want to stick it out and see what she becomes, but on the other hand im thinking about having to take care of her for like the next 10-15 years and im really not feeling that idea... sigh, i really need to think some things through more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*42 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID I thought you were going to say, "Getting head"... Think about how well it would of went... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID Yeah, dogs are hard work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID i totally thought.. with a title like this.. something that would be along the lines of.. DONT BLOW YOUR LOAD IN A GIRLS MOUTH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID just stick it out mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID i was pretty sure this was gonna be about head too. tease makes me laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID tease, bad decision makerola Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seffiks Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID damn!!! i have 3 dogs (ummmm i do not think this trick will work) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnUpsetStomach Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID Dude, it will get easier after like a couple of months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID haha, sucks dude. I really like the idea of a dog, but after I get one I'll probably be in the same boat as you. My apartments got rugs nugga, if I had a puppy the floor would look like a freckled chicks shoulder in a month. Fuck that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID that's the spirit champ! good thing you adopted her, and now you wanna throw her away, kind of like the people before you :) swell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serum Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID its still a puppy right? the best thing to do is find a good humane center and bring it there. the quicker the better because people will get puppies before they will get a full grown dog. atleast you realise you made the mistake. either live with it or find a new home for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID Get a cat. At least they find places to bury their shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID at least have enough fucking common sense to bring it to a no-kill shelter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID creep.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID always wear a rubber when a chick is giving you head. make sure she's on the pill. that should answer your question Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID just let it go outside or take it to a rich neighborhood and drop it off.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID don't give him any retarded ideas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID im kidding.. i could never do that to a pet.. only my kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID i would just throw my kids (if they turned out awful) out of the car while driving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID fuck that. you guys are nutty. sell the kids to malaysia. atleast get something for them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID just train it. the product will be worth the effort. and dont let the dog swallow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TresOne Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID ^hahaha Stick it out, dude.. puppy's are a massive pain in the ass for the first little while, but they catch on quickly and will fall into place in no time. It's give and take.. put a little effort into raising and training the dog right, and in return you'll get an unfaltering life-long companion who won't scoff like the rest of us at your 'preggo-from-head' comments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LIVERWURST* Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID get drunk and beat it. :lol: Seriously though, Dogs are a lot cooler than kids because once you train it to shit outside and obey you after the first 6-12 months you're golden. Man up, train that dog, and prove to yourself, 12oz and the rest of the world that you can stand by your decisions. You were always bitching about not having friends but you're ready to bail on something that will show you more loyalty than any person? Come on now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baron Von Counterculture Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID stick with it and train it to do your bidding (whatever that may be), some dogs are smarter or more annoying than others, what breed is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID for some reason.. this thread is making me think of that family guy episode where Ted Turner and SeaBreeze have babies... but its Tease and his dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL^ Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID i miss my dog. shes a pain but i love that little hyper bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID DUDE YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON!!!! Dogs are a responsibility you should of researched what you are getting into. I dont care kill my family but fuck with a puppy I will kill your ass... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*PROTOCOL* Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID I always worry if I get a pet it will grow up to suck ass. Some animals have their own little set of unique quirks and behaviors that make them awesome, and some I hate, even from the same species. I dont think its entirely how they're raised, its just how they were destined to be no matter what. I guess keep that little sucker and hope for the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Re: BEST WAY TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM HAVING A KID Stop being lazy and train the thing you fuck! It shouldnt suffer for you being gay... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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