joey cheese Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 BUMP HOUSEWIVES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 I would have fitted right into this thread about 6 months ago I was drinking bout 6 litres of strong cider a night and smoking non stop now I just smoke non stop and am thinking about regaining my alcoholic status Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elizabeth MontgomeryOner Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 team alpo's liver finally failed what a crappy week, i drank a lot dolo I guess i'm back in the saddle I took a break, it was nice not waking up feeling like your skulls been cracked open slowly by a chisel Hiyooooooooo alcohol, your here to stay with me forever right by my side, fuck everyone on the strength that they can't compare On saner notes: I'm thinking of going to a super bowl party?/get together, which will be held inside of a very nice dwelling. I have a feeling I will drink too much & bet too much(because i can't pay attention to fooseball for too long) Should i go and end up broke & being carried out of the nice persons really nice apt or just stay home. (rhetorical) hmmmmmmmmmm fuck i'm drunk, I didn't think I could bring my tolerance back down well surprise surprise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Tried this pretty decent non- spiced or dark rum. It's a brazilian rum made from sugar cane. I made a drink called "Caipirinha" It was pretty refreshing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 i dont htink i've had non-spiced/dark rum ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Theyre usually garbage and used as mixers for tropical drinks but this one wasn't that bad. I just like trying new alcohols. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 ANNOUNCEMENT. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK so i'm on some meds for the next 4 months that can't be mixed with booze. not like can't meaning i'll have more fun if i do, like liver failure is likely as these meds strain it to the max on their own. this sucks. i don't mind sobriety, when its my choice. this isn't. fuck. TEAM ALPO: have many, many drinks for me over the next 120 days... feel my pain......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 smoke weed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slowDown Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 being hungover at work is fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 i havnt had a drink in 65 days....i guess im not team alpo anymore...just team alcoholic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 good job man. i'm pretty nervous about this whole thing... i made it through basic training sober, and that was 160 days i was sober, but that was a whole different mentality... also, i can't smoke weed as i'm a joe--i get piss tested all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 SOMETIMES ITS A GOOD THING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 drunk.. tonight: beer run: 30tecate , big bottle jager. whores: crack head dude trys to pull her so i get loud with his bitch ass. dude: acts all stupid "im sorry" so i say fuck it its over. conclusion: i hope that crack head ass nigga dont fuck her or imma be pissed. PERIOD. G'night PS i get naked pictures from some other hoe, whos dating some ddue and still wants my dickkkkkkkkkk holler! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HollerBackHeartAttack Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 Post! ps:drunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 just drank 16 yuebglings what happened to TEAm ALCO?????? just took me a hot minute to find question marks and type this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 I STILL KEEP IS TEAM ALCO/PISS DRUNK EVERY NIGHT, I HAVE GOTTEN DRUNK EVERY NIGHT SINCE SUNDAY. BEFORE I STARTED POSTING IN HERE THIS THREAD WAS ON TOP EVERY DAY. NOW YOU GOTTA DIG FOR IT, IM PRETTY SURE IT WAS A GOOD 4 PAGES BACK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 I just found out my boy is pounding my ex girl, stab wound status or let is slide. Im letting alco decide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 it is your ex...but obviously you still care...i would never fuck a homies ex unless he gave the green light first... so i am sayin you should call him out and if he gets bad...fuck him up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deloner Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 it is your ex...but obviously you still care...i would never fuck a homies ex unless he gave the green light first... so i am sayin you should call him out and if he gets bad...fuck him up CO-SIGNED. MY BOY WAS FUCKING HIS HOT ASS ROOMMATE, THEN THEY STOPPED. IM GONNA ASK HIM IF ITS COOL IF I BEAT, IF SO IM GETTING HER A BOTTLE OF VODKA THIS WEEKEND AND GONNA TRY TO SMASH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HollerBackHeartAttack Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Stoli and orange cream soda... Ask about me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 So I drnasjnk from 7 PM to 3 AM tonight, ad let my rooomate's co-worker who whas a cserious crush on me come over I le tht eug;ly bitch top me off, then afetr I jnutted in her mouth and she kept sucking I start thinking "Fck...how am I gunna get out of this without fucking this bitch?" So while she's stills uycking I al of a sudden g "FUCK...what time is it?!" and I jumped up an dgrab my phone, going "Fuck it's 3:48, I gott abring my brothe rin law to work at 4, fuck!" I threw on some cloth4s, rushed her out, jumped in the car, sped to ehr house, and droppe dhjer off on some "Oh my god, I'm so fuckin sorry, jesus christ" type shit I was lying. She knew it. I didn't care. Scumbag stastus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted February 12, 2008 Author Share Posted February 12, 2008 Hahah totally sick effort AyeBee. You are holding it down. I have fell off, my body and wallet couldn't keep up. Hence no exciting boozy stories from me these days. They will return, I think the ever encroaching age of 30 is slwoing me down though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnum OPiss Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 So I started chilling off the drink during the week but the weekend I bowl'em the fuck over. Drink of the month so far.......Irish car bombs. I have consumed more ICB's in this month alone then most have in a lifetime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MekA_OnES? Posted February 12, 2008 Share Posted February 12, 2008 My friends gandparents go out of town for like 3 months every winter and lives/hibernates in florida for the cold winter months. So naturally me and my guy get a hold of the keys and pretty much just post up there untill they get back in march. So this weekend we get a call from this dude who's like I got some fine bitches and we're trying to find a spot. So we're like fuck yeah bring em through! This dude comes through and ends up bringing like 20 fine breeezies as well as hella liq and hella beer. I wasn't planing on getting wasted 1. cuz I was drunk as fuck off some absinthe the night before and 2. cuz I have a girlfriend and wasn't trying cheat on her. Unfortunately, this plan fails and I proceed to get pretty drunk. I wasn't even trying to hit on any of the girls, cuz like I said I have a girlfriend. But I must have lookin sexy cuz all of the sudden this FINE girl who's THICK and has nice TITS starts hitting on me and we start dancing and shit. So after a little while we start hooking up and I take her fine ass to some room in the house. I was trying to fuck her or at least get some dome, but I ended up just fingering her and she cums and then she just gets up and dips! FUCK! There's really no climax to this story, I was just drunk as shit and then got blueballs like mo fucker......hopefully this bitch calls me back so can get some other shit poppin, hahaha but if not I still got my girlfriend! PEACE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Vitamins - they add them to the water, so why the beer? After all, when you drink alcohol you are depleting your Vitamin B. So what better way to get it back than in the product that’s taking it away. That’s the theory, apparently, behind Filipino inventer Billy L Malang’s Vitamin-B enhanced beer. Although not yet on the market, this beer won a gold medal at the 2004 Eurpoean Union sponsored Genius -Europe competition and was a hit at the recent Inventors Day Convention in Bangkok. He claims that his is the first Vitamin Beer, but that’s not exactly true. Stampade Beers of Texas not only developed but also marketed their own vitamin beer back in 2006. Aimed at attracting the active, healthy consumer, Stampede Plus was always silent about what was in it’s drink, stating “…the government doesn’t let us tell you explicitly what the extra (plus) is.” And back in 2002, the Scottish government was discussing the possibility of having brewers add the vitamin thiamin to beer, believing that doing this could to prevent some forms of alcohol-related brain damage. But nothing seemed to eventuate. But here’s an interesting fact. Beer is already a good source of B vitamins due to it’s high content of brewers yeast. It’s just that the filtering process it goes through during it’s production, plus the alcohol itself, reduces the body’s ability to activate these vitamins. So does that mean that home brew will be rich in B vitamins ? Healthy beer.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 after a not welcome break in life i am back to drink like i need to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 bout to start in on this half gallon of soco. wish me luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted February 15, 2008 Author Share Posted February 15, 2008 Ewwwww SoCo. Wasnt there already pisstaking in this thread about people who called it that? Fuck, I need a beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 ive been on the rum hype lately, its like juice to me now. on the rocks with a dash of pineapple kerns, specccttacular. currently drinking amstel light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatetown Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 if you hate on soco then you dont belong here or any alcohol related beverage. a true Team Alconian doesn't care what hes drinking as long as theres alcohol in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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