WhereEaglesDare Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 This'll be my first Valentines Day in 7 years I'll be spending it alone.... ...and I am glad for it. Going back in time, I cannot fathom the amount of money i would drop on this dumb ass holiday every year for special dinners, gifts, flowers, blah blah blah. It's as bad as christmas in the sense that one's dedication and worth is measured by the type of gifts/favors you get someone on a particular day. Hey, some of you are lucky enough to have significant other that could care less and see you as the one real expression of love and faith...not some bullshit diamond necklace or an overpriced dinner. I salute you folks...you're lucky sonsabitches. The rest of us? Our women have been brainwashed to expect flowers, chocolates, jewelry, stuffed animals, romantic dinners where you're paying $300 for a meal you could make 10x better in your own kitchen...... Well, anyways, I plan on spending money on myself in an expression of self-love and satisfaction. i'll be rallying my fellow single troops and enjoy copious amounts of booze and rich food while chasing women who are also single, operating on an identical agenda. What are your plans O single people of 12oz on valentines day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: Fuck VDAY i have NEVER bought a bird anything on Valentine's Day.....straight asshole status i plan on treating it like any other day...maybe get sauced Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LANDCLAM1 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: Fuck VDAY in honor of my breakup i will light shit on fire.and drink it off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: Fuck VDAY i'll be in class. it's whatever really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papa_dukes Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: Fuck VDAY fuck what is the date today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: Fuck VDAY most likely i won't be asking anyone to be my valentines and its on a wensday, so i'll be going to the bar for $1 beers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: Fuck VDAY the 8th Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
correct Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: Fuck VDAY I've never been given anything for vday either. Nor have i wanted anything. The only good thing to come out of valentines are my nikes. No plans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: Fuck VDAY I'm not single. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: Fuck VDAY wed? word..I'll probably find somethin young to kick it with..who knows..a bitch will pop up i'm sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUR X3 Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: Fuck VDAY I bet she'll be white, and have daddy issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transparent Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: Fuck VDAY i know one thing.....hittin the bar up that night..its gonna be nothing but lonely bitches feeling sorry for themselves.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAJ Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: Fuck VDAY My old man works dumb hours and I usually don't even see him on Wednesday evenings. However, if for some reason I do, I have some great ideas planned for his sweet ass. Oh yeah and Im all about that material shit. Give me diamonds. Give me perfume. Give me whatever I want. He's gonna get what's coming to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: Fuck VDAY ex girlfriend's birthday = feb 11th valentines day = feb 14th by feb 15th id be mad broke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERIZENO Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's This is my first Vday in 6 years being single ... and I agree I couldnt be happier about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhereEaglesDare Posted February 8, 2007 Author Share Posted February 8, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: Fuck VDAY i know one thing.....hittin the bar up that night..its gonna be nothing but lonely bitches feeling sorry for themselves.... ::high five:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted February 8, 2007 Share Posted February 8, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's HAHAHA, Thread title change Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's len's, youve been soft as baby dick lately. man up son. ahaha jk. but yea, fuck bitches make money and stay funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhereEaglesDare Posted February 9, 2007 Author Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's soft? man, i am still on top of things last time i checked. funny thread title chane. I feel honored Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's The rest of us? Our women have been brainwashed to expect flowers, chocolates, jewelry, stuffed animals, romantic dinners where you're paying $300 for a meal you could make 10x better in your own kitchen......\ $300 on a dinner? i would be honestly mad if someone spent that on me. no joke. i love moderate food fuck that $50 a plate bullshit, i couldnt let someone drop tha money on food when 'bad' food tastes so much better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: Fuck VDAY I bet she'll be white, and have daddy issues. hopefully, easier to smash those out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's It's as bad as christmas in the sense that one's dedication and worth is measured by the type of gifts/favors you get someone on a particular day. ive never dated anyone that was shallow enough to even consider giving a shit about stuff like that. i guess that makes me one of the lucky ones. of course, girls like that don't even exist to me, so it's less a matter of 'luck', and more a matter of only associating with quality people i think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's Sex with the ex.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's what would weezy do? M.O.B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: Fuck VDAY I bet she'll be white, and have daddy issues.You have got me there mate!! But anyway, all this day is to me is the day I brought my guitar 10 years ago, the only realy happy memory of this day I have ever had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's what would weezy do? M.O.B. naw brah, M.O.E.B.U.A Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's my girl hates when i buy her stuff. she flipped out on me once cuz i payed for dinner. haha i love my girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's If dude showed up with flowers, chocolate, a diamond necklace, with reservations for a dinner that would cost $300..the only gift he would be getting from me is a punch in the throat. Actually, if he shows up with anything that isn't cuddly with four cute paws, two cute ears, and a thrashing furry tail, he will be getting a punch in the throat. Kitten or death. But seriously, if I was a dude and dating some chick that expected me to shower her with expensive gifts to prove my love.. I would tell her to kick rocks. That shit isn't cool at all. Greedy bitches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's This'll be my first Valentines Day in 7 years I'll be spending it alone.... Well, anyways, I plan on spending money on myself in an expression of self-love and satisfaction. you can always spend it on me, although i don't expect anything from anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10KorpsePileUp Posted February 9, 2007 Share Posted February 9, 2007 Re: Being Single is Not a Crime: I couldn't get laid in a brothel w/ a fist full of 100's I don't celebrate ANY holiday. My girl is cool with it, seriously. No guilt for my beliefs in the past 6 years. I'm out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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