Newer Bigger Better Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 Dear Microsoft, Ive paid for your product, now 3 days later I have received the download link and its fucked… Error message? STOP IT! For a software company, your purchase and download process is pretty much the worst. My presentation is due tomorrow and I need pathetic power point to work like now. Im unfollowing Bill Gates on twitter in protest. HOW YOU LIKE THAT??? B. Dear b, i don't think that it's supposed to take 3 days. complain bad enough to where they give you free stuff. That's what i'd do. nbb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 dear wedge, i figured it out.. its like the symbiote venom. my reclusion was like mr fantastic using the sonic blaster on it and my misadventures found a new host..ie you. godspeed sir it gets even more absurd from here on out. sincerely elis sies the 3rd. p.s what the hell does it mean when a girl says " i was/am a hot mess" ? Dear Moog, In my experience. Problems with hard drugs. nbb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2004WasAgesAgo Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 Dear unclean Mexican food Steven, It will be ok, all you need is like 3 props to get through it. -04 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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CALIgula Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 dear naked black female running down 12th street last night, wow...you were like 20 or 21 right?...you actually had a nice body...nice boobs, nice ass... in great shape...but what the fuck were you doing running down the street at 8pm at night butt ass nekkid?...and in front of a cop car too!...well, lucky for you, i had spare clothes in my car, and when the cops pulled you over, i pulled over too, jumped out and gave you a t-shirt that covered your whole body....youre welcome...and you can keep the shirt. cG p.s. thanks for the eye full. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steve Posted April 3, 2012 Share Posted April 3, 2012 Dear cG, I bet she was on drugs. -Steve- 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 dear dts, yeah, she was...when i walked up to her and said "you better throw this on" her eyes were bugg-eyed, and what i was saying didnt really register to her. i felt bad though, cause other than being on something, she looked like your normal everyday girl. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted April 8, 2012 Share Posted April 8, 2012 Dear dears, Happy Easter! 'Tis my favourite 'holiday'; chocolate, lamb roast, cake and loads of old musicals on telle plus I'm not obliged to speak/be around all of my mental family members. It's perfect. - grd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 Dear Self Congrats, decision made, moving in 2 weks, start over and move on!! woo Fucking finally Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grd Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Dear Decy, you're leaving t'port or is it that other place? - grdinnit Dear dada, 2 weeks of feeling like an orphan is totally made better with rum, cigarettes and pain killers. You're the bestest. - your favourite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Dear grd, Rum and painkillers make damn near everything better. EvilT 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Dear grd yea leaving the port, things aint working here, im gonna go to bristol get a job there and get my own place. Will still come over as the nipper will be over here as will my dog. Gotta finish my dragon first, only really started it today. Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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grd Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 Dear Decy, you have to do what works for you, it'll all work out I'm sure. Before you go we'll have to head out for a pint innit. Do you get to take it home and work on it or do you have to go somewhere to do it? - sg Dear Wembley, I am going to be in you, this excites me greatly. - grd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 enjoy your date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 dear nab, you did it wrong. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 Dear grd yea im down John Frost in one of the spaces down there painting it, need to pull my finger out tho, gonna try and be there all day tomorrow get as much done as possible. Yea pint would be cool, I might be gone by end of the month! Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 dear dipshit people i have to deal with at work, fuck off. thanks, public Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 dear Coles brand Cornflakes, you fucking rock and $3.00 for a gigantic box? oh happy day dear American internet company making headway into the APAC region, I really want to work for you but 5 interviews? plus having to have one phone interview 11pm on a friday night really fucks up my drinking/sleeping life this weekend. Job is a job and the option for regular travel to the US is a plus I will admit but come friday 5pm my work ethic goes out the window. but anyways hire me. schnitz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 dear republicans, FUCK YOU! <3 Caligula Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cool_Hand Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Dear Seagull, Fuck you very much for shitting on my freshly washed truck. I hope you fly into a jet engine soon. Sincerely, CH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Dear Anyone Within 24 hours of leaving the family, I have a full time job sorted, monday to friday, no bank holidays and a 10 minutes walk from my house! Which means I'm sorted for seeing my son. Might have sorted a few painting spots too. Shit is finally looking up! Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Decy, I'm glad shit is working out for you. I need to go find some chill spots in my new area... -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipod90 Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Dear random cunt at the bar, I do not give a shit how you pronounce "MEME" I will say it as it is spelt. Just because the fagot who coined it says it one particular way doesn't mean I have to follow suit. Fuck you, Ipod90 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bourgeoisie Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 dear ipod90, I pronounce it me-me too... its just better that way... dear suburban sushi, seafood extender does NOT equal tempua prawn. why even do that to anyone???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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