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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear weather

 

I know you are supposed to rain for the next couple of days, but don't. Why ruin a good sunny streak, and I really want my garden to be sorted and the gardener needs sun to lay the turf

 

Decy

 

 

Dear Self

 

Accept that a wedding anniversary and yours and your wife's birthdays mean you are now skint, accept there will be no weed til payday and don't let yourself slump into an annoyed writers block again.

It is only 2 weeks til payday so it isn't that long.

yours

Annoyed Decy

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear seyer.

can i come over, i need to rest

lay down for a while

disconnect

the night was so long

the day even longer

lay down for a while

recollect

 

-exhaustboat

 

 

Dear boat,

You don't answer my texts, how rude :lol:

You know you could always use me as your pillow,

no need to ask.

Recollect yoself.

 

-Seyer

 

Dear Patrick Kane,

I think I has crush on yooou.

-me

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear seyer,

 

i drink lots of water...but it still comes out bright yellow....i even drank about 20-25 cups one day (3 of the 1.5 Liter aquafina and 3 16.9oz kirkland signature bottled waters)....still bright yellow.

 

i think i just have vitamin B malabsorption :(

 

cG

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear swag,

 

 

 

please wont you turn off for just a week? this is detrimental to my health living in wisconsin .

or at least rub of on my friends to lessen the effect..or something i aint stingy nor do i want what is being attracted..

 

 

sincerely e | I 5 .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

p.s

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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they fucking ate all the frozen pizza last night....how you gonna heat up 5 frozen pizzas at the same time drunk in one oven?

what the fucking bootleg twilight zone on cmt fuck?!

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Dear Cali,

Damn, I don't know about that. Mine only does that when I only drink a

tiny amount of water, but if I do drink a cup or two I'm fine.

Does that bright pee pee thing happen only when you drink vitamin B-complex?

-seyer

 

Dear person,

That meeting was...weird. I feel awkward now.

Oh well, at least we good friends.

-Firstname

 

Dear otherhalf,

Hope you did good on that test so you could

graduate worry-free saturday.

I can't wait to see you wednesday

Rove,

Me

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear seyer,

 

yeah...i just started taking the vitamin b complex pills to help with memory because vitamin b complex has b6 b9 and b12 in it....before that i had clear or slightly yellow pee....now its like fluorescent and shit!

 

cG

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Dear Suki,

I really wanted that link to be this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM3xTbI6ESA&feature=related

sincerely

RR

 

dear RR,

that's a good one as well.

<3 ssn

 

dear ssn,

 

you'll have to come by again for another bbq.

possibly this weekend. if you're in town.

 

hollerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

mg

 

dear salmongrnades,

i are out of town this weekend.

i might pick up mekayla wed and possibly

the 2 rug rats can play.

<3 ssn

 

dear summer,

 

im gonna fuck you in the ass so hard.

nh

 

hope youre ready biiiiiiitch!

 

-PIZZZZZZZY

 

dear summer,

watch out.

big dicks in your ass is bad for your health.

<3 ssn

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear ssn,

 

why invite me out for this weekend when you aint even gonna be there?

 

cG

 

 

dear stalker girl,

 

wtf????!!......stop texting and calling me...i shouldve known better than to give you my phone number when you were following me all around the house party.

 

cG

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