Dear ________,

[pissdrunkwhat?!]

dear narco,

 

you should probably take care of that cause it only gets worse

 

cornrolla

[Guest R@ndomH3ro]

Dear pissdrunk,

 

Thank you for opening up the deep wound that I dont have a wife. You made me emos.

 

-Sneak"Not in the mood"Creep

[pissdrunkwhat?!]

dear sneak,

 

you can buy wives that do nothing but fuck and clean

 

Grom "what time is it" Jones

[^ . ^]

dear current job,

 

i cant believe you told me today that if i dont keep open availability that I need to get out.

 

LOLZZZZZZZZ

 

no love and not giving any notice when i quit,

 

catfizzle

[pissdrunkwhat?!]

dear catface,

 

ive only given notice to 1 job in my life, fuck them if youre quittin its for a reason. i have really good professional references who happen to be really good friends so fuck them calling my previous job.

[john_gacy]

Dear bosses past/present,

 

Fuck all of you

[^ . ^]

dear john gacy,

 

I like your outlook on jobs.

 

sincerely,

the cat

[Spitfire15]

Dear my Boss,

 

You are awesome. Your stories of being young and being a booze hound and doing drugs never fails to make me luagh when its like 5 am and were opening up shop.

 

No love,

Spitfizzle.

[pissdrunkwhat?!]

dear not boss,

 

im glad i dont have you monday i start my new job.

 

 

dear future boss,

 

you better not suck dick

[downsouthjnkin]

dear Drunk Girl At the bar,

 

Thank you for being so drunk and lonley that you took your top off and asked my friends and i if you had nice boobs.... and then proceeded to make out with one of your sorority sisters.

 

Sincerely

My Boner

[KM4RT]

dear downsouthjnkin,

 

thank you for sharing that story.

 

sincerely,

my boner

[KILZ FILLZ]

dear guy sitting next to me,

 

i was in an empty internet cafe with about 20 computers. why did you come sit at the one right next to me while i was looking at the myspace picture post?

 

go away

[MitchThe$nitch]

dear nfl season,

thanks for starting today.

yours truly,

mitchy

 

ps. go bears

[VAJ]

Dear Emeril,

 

Thank you for your Happy Happy Hazelnut coffee. I'm now higher than a kite.

 

---theskitzoutvaj

[pissdrunkwhat?!]

dear vaj,

 

youre high on emeril coffee?

 

-jealous oner

[!@#$%]

Dear annoying ass bitch who doesn't work here anymore but insists on coming around to cackle anyway,

 

Please kill yourself.

 

Sincerely,

 

!@#$%

[Bojangles]

Dear Vaj

 

Feel free to stalk me again. My angst towards the favorite people of 12 oz thread is over.

 

 

Also, plz snd noodz.

[VAJ]

Dear Bojangles-

 

I'm done stalking you for now. Write another book or get on the news again and then we'll see what we can do.

 

notreally,

---VAJ

 

ps.dreamon.nonoodsever

[Some1]

Dear Bojangles,

 

Since when did you start a Reggae Group?

 

-Signed

 

Dr.Juan

[Bojangles]

Dear Vaj and Some1,

Ok and what??

[Chubbs]

dear the last 4 pages of this thread,

 

i dont feel excepted by you anymore.

please feel free to banish me from your presense.

 

chubbs uno

[Bojangles]

Dear Vaj,

Here:

[Some1]

Dear Vaj and Some1,

Ok and what??

 

 

Uhhh Dear Bojang,

 

WTF?! I am pissed you couldn't even holler when you came to town. Dont try to hide your roots from me tryna act like I dont know the culture. Shit I am all over the jamacian com community like jerk sauce on a chicken breast...

 

 

Pissed off

-Huge Juanson

[VAJ]

Dear Vaj,

Here:

 

 

Bojangly-

I'm guessing thats you on the news. I can't look at youtube at work.

 

However, I said you needed to make the news again.

 

yep,

VAJ

[HatoriHanzo]

Dear rapidshare

I fucking hate you, you are a bunch of fascist bastards.

Please die,

Me.

[After School Special]

Dear Brookline Police Department,

 

I apologize for parking in front of my house sometimes. I realize that this must have created severely dangerous roadways and this is why you ticket any car parked overnight. It would be cynical to view such ticketing as the fleecing of Massachusetts motorists. How else would a town with little to no crime rate be able to afford 3500 dollar lidar guns. With what other means would they pay 30 dollars detail an hour to sleep in your patrol cars while you repave your streets with jackhammers and bulldozers at 4 in the morning. Let me also salute your diligence in regards to shutting down any sort of party that would take place in your blessed land. Perhaps this was so we wouldn't wake the construction crew taking a sleep break from jackhammering route 9.

 

Anyways, as much as I enjoyed the loving embrace of the town which you brave men protect so diligently, I leave disillusioned once again in the function of your services.

 

Make that money boys.

 

I'll see you in hell.

[^ . ^]

dear throbbing headache,

 

please stop. kthx.

 

love always,

me

 

dear wickerpark area,

 

please stop having unbearable traffic.

 

yuppie luvin always,

catface

[IrishCarBombs]

Dear, PatrickCarBombs

 

please fall asleep ealry tonight

stop having trouble sleeping.

 

love yourself

IrishDude

[earl broclo ESQ]

dear roommate,

 

next time you come home drunk at 4am, and start playing jeff buckley so loud that it wakes me up, i can't promise i won't light you on fire.

 

also, i don't care that you keep fucking that broken down alley sheedy looking broad in the bar's bathroom. nobody does, especially the people who work the bar. so stop telling all of us everytime you do it --which has been everytime she goes and buys your broke ass drinks. keep that shit to yourself. and don't try and justify why you hang out with her by saying "she's getting smarter everyday." dude, you know you want nothing from her but a wet hole, and the fact that she's dumb enough to buy you shit, think you "like" her, and give you money and buy your booze. don't try and act like you give two shits about her --just fuck her, and leave it at that. you ain't fooling nobody but yourself.

 

see ya,

Earl

[tango 24]

dear bojangs,

 

hip hop camp sounds fun

enclosed is $1.23 and 2 lacky bands

please send me some can control in return

 

kthxbai