Re: Dear ________, - no homo
Dear Pittsburgh,
What the Fuck.... how can it be 89 degrees at night in a city that spends 8 monthes out of the year under snow
Sincerely,
downsouthjnkin
dear Drunk Girl At the bar,
Thank you for being so drunk and lonley that you took your top off and asked my friends and i if you had nice boobs.... and then proceeded to make out with one of your sorority sisters.
Sincerely
My Boner
Dear People at the Club I Dj At,
STOP REQUESTING SOULJA BOY CRANK DAT....JESUS CHRIST IS TWICE A NIGHT NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU TO HEAR THAT DAMN SONG....... ITS NOT EVEN THAT GOOD..... FUCK YOU YOU DRUNK COLLEGE STUDENTS........
Love,
Dj Mad Mike
p.s i really needed to get that off my chest thank god for this thread
today i superglued, a bumper sticker that was falling off my car..... my speaker cover in my car, a public toilet seat, and then i grabbed the glue instead of the lube and glued my hand to my dick...... and now im typing with one hand