Dear Crack Rock,
I just want to tell you you're my hero... you're everything i would like to be..... and i can fly higher than an eagle.... if you were the wind beneath my wings....
Dear T.V , VCR , DVD, Cable, And Stereo Remote,
Why the fuck do your battery covers always dissapear what the fuck, are they in the same place as my missing socks?
Sincerely,
Me