Rxtc Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Sandwich Shop, I asked for no pepper you dicks. Now I'm fucking sneezing from here to the train station. - Rex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c-walk Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear SSN, No yoga, but taking long bike rides helps with stress. As long as its not a high traffic area. -physicallyfitoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear c, looks like you're on the right track. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dearest BAANANANANANANAnanafish, i saw a dude on stilts today. i lol'd and thought of the conversation we had last night well... this morning or.. yesterday morning since it is already thursday for me.. then realized i looked like a crazy serial killer (haven't shaved in a week and my bandmates say i look like a serial killer or a rapist hahahahaha) laughing in the middle of a bunch of people. -boater. dear sey, never got any. got your text but was too busy playing music to respond. -b4 dear highlander there can only be one. word up to hulu for having every season of the t.v. show!!! -macleod hahahahaha (anyone that gets that high five!) hahahaha. dear ladyfriend, yesterday was fun. tomorrow night is gonna be better. -lboat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Zebra, i need to holler at you asap hahahahah i got a picture for you maybe it will motivate you to get someone to take some real flicks! hahahaha holler at the god -Pizzzzzzy D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Bbo4t, I think aim isn't letting you see my messages. IM me! haha -seysey Dear pizzy aka the god, TMI! hahah jk your pic will motivate more than one who knows hundreds. -msey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo yo yo yo MS14 lol naw that girl was like way back but my girls doing good and my moms ehhhhhh she was on her meds last time i talked with her and shes coming to my graduation....so im just like cool shes bringin my little brother so i know she'll at least act civil at the after party ha were gettin it catered by famous daves bomb ass BBQ V5ER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo DEAR SEYER, JUST THE FACT THAT THERES PICTURES OF MY COCK MOTIVATES WOMEN WORLD WIDE TO MOVE TO TEXAS DAILY. ITS FRUSTRATING BUT SOME OF EM BRING ME GIFTS. -PUSHAPIZZZZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted June 4, 2009 Share Posted June 4, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear lady im dating, i can't believe i just found out that you cheated on me. well this fucking sucks. :( cG dear cali, plenty more whales in the sea mate! grab a drink finish your exams and you'll be set schni- 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear schnitz, hahahahahahaha mother fucker said whales in the sea hahahahahahahahaha. no idea why that had me laughing for like 10 minutes straight. propped my australian brother. -boat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear cali, you should set up some really loud speakers in her yard and program them to play "YOU'SE A HO. HOOOOO!" at the exact moment that she leaves her house to go to work in the morning. love, zeebs dear iou, duh! love, zeebeemcgeebee dear pizzy, [crank yankers retard voice] YAYYYYYYYYYYY! [/crank yankers retard voice] but you know, there are better, more speedy ways of getting in touch with me than the dear ________ yes homo thread on twelve ounce. you know how to find me. ante up son. love, zebradicks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo ............ Lets edit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thismachinekills Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear converse ads- why are you so awesome? why must i click on you every time i open a thread? Sincerely, ThisMachineKillah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear m&m ice cream sandwich, you are fucking delicious. i've had 3 of you already. so god damn good -highboat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malin Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Room Mate, Please stop talking to me from across the room. You're getting on my nerves. I'm stoned, and it's hard to enjoy my stay here in Ch.0, and hold a conversation with you. I'm visibly stoned as well as annoyed. Thanks buzz kill. This took me 7 agonizing minutes to type this shit out, jerk. -Cochino Mold Malins 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C C C C Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Whoris, Are you ready? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear seyer, schnitzel, and zebra, thanks for the words of encouragement...i think. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Cali, if i was a big chick id fuck you nohomo hahaha nah man, i know the feeling though get ya party on, i swear if you go out one week and wildout youll forget the chicks name. Dear Zeeeeeebz, i know, i was just mad fucked up at the time and wasnt tryna operate email or anything. i got you though ma, my name might as well be Barry cause my word is Bond like that son! -PIZZZZZZYPEEPEEKING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear pizzy, hahaha...thats a kinda weird thing to say to another guy....but since you put the no homo there, its cool. yeah...i wish i could party...but i got finals coming up all this week :( but i start partying on june 12th!! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted June 7, 2009 Share Posted June 7, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear new roommate, you are a cool chick and all but if you put a little bandana on my cat one more motherfucking time i will put a little bandana on my vibrator and shove it in your mouth while you're snoring on the couch. she only has one eye for fuck's sake, she's tough enough without any thugcessories being involved. thanks, z. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear zebra, vibrators are pretty gangster too...no need for thugcessories on them either! lol...j/k cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan5 Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear mah nigga sellin me the percoset fuckin flake i had that 20 too but i spent it on paint stupid pot head fuck it ima go painting i havent in a while but i really wanna get high /////////wrists///////// \/ulcan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TootsieRoller Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Edg & Sb&m; It's been 2 weeks... Lets do Tuesday some good. Toots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear mary jane, i know you miss me baby but i had to take a break. i can't just stay hittin you all day every day. as much as i enjoy our quality time together watching tv and painting nails, you get in the way of the bidness i gots to handle. i know you've grown accustomed to being my main bitch over the past ten years, but you're just going to have to deal with being my weekend ho from now on. hope there's no hard feelings. zeebs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear david byrne, me, you, and prospect park later. stoked. z. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Dolarhyde 36 Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear dudes sitting next to me playing chess, Seriously? Its 1230 on a monday . Yer in a deli in downtown seattle playing chess. I mean, there's nothing wrong with chess..c'mon those, its 65 degrees out and yer 2 nerds are playing chess. Most likely on your lunch break from microsoft. Am I going over board or is this extremely lame. I don't have a problem with people living their lives how they want..but chess in a crowded downtown deli is fuckin lame..go outside. People could be sitting there doing normal shit like EATING!!! You pricks came here and bought a $1.59 soda then thought it would be cool to sit here for 3 hours and play chess. I guess I'm just too closed minded to see how this is in anyway "normal" behavior. Maybe I would nnot have been so quick to call them out if they bought a fuckin sandwich or something..or maybe I'm having a bad day at work so I decided in order to make myself feel better by picking out the first nerdy fucks I see and writing about them on the internet...fuck who's the dork now? Mr. I have issues, Francis Doesnotgetit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Francis Dolarhyde 36 Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear my G1, Its hard as fuck to type out storys to my fellow oontzerz Can you please make it easier? My shoulder hurts from typing on my damn phone THAT'S PATHETIC!!! Sorry for all the misspellings in my dear chess nerds post.. I didn't want to go back and fix them cause one time I tried to do that on my phone and it deleted the entire message. And I'm already having a bad day..if that happened I woulda gone postal, ape shit and buck wild. Anyways.. Toots & Santa, don't forget about meeeee!! -Francisco Dollarmenu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted June 8, 2009 Share Posted June 8, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear milk, i know you're out of town but, son son son son yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo son son yo son yo yo yo son! harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr... <3 ssn dear weekend, i can't wait. please hurry. <3 ssn dear shumai and lena-lou, happy birthday little babies! <3 mommy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted June 8, 2009 Author Share Posted June 8, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear francis i hate to say i told you so, but i have been anti G1 for a while now. sorry about your shoulders though... maybe download an app that gives you a massage? sowitty edogggggggggggggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted June 8, 2009 Author Share Posted June 8, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear toots yes. without fail- we are due for success. needingtogetpainty edogggggggggggggggggggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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