Fist 666 Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 dear interview, i hope you go as well as the one on friday did. i would like to work for your company and get paid. thanks, fist (shaved and wearing a tie) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 Dear Fist Good luck mate. Decy Dear 'Porters damn you are generous with your candy, my son gonna be on a sugar kick for weeks! Not looking forward to the crash. Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 dear decy... i bought sweeties fir the bairns chappin' at the door the night... but then i just ate ah the sweeties and rubbered the door bell... Rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 Dear Rolf I normally do the same thing haha knocked on this one house and this dude answered who look fucking caned, amazingly he counted the kids and said 'I got something for you' I wouldn't have been surprised if he came back with beer or fags but fair play he was carrying boxes of jaffa cakes and was handing out whole packets of them to each kid haha swear he had been out nicking them in the day. Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KWG Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Dear Life Why the fuck are you so CRUEL????? R.I.P Adam Auclair 18 July 1989 - 31 October 2011 Way too Young!!!! YOU WILL BE MISSED ---KWG... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 dear spam fuck OFF !@#$% dear dead dearest Rest in peace !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Dear Steve, You were a good Godfather. You were an awesome man. You beat murder raps. You fought for custody of your kids and won. You were a multi- millionaire. You were an awesome bails bondsman. You lived a whole life like a beast, and you got murdered at a funeral for one of your best friends. Life, for you, was weird... This picture of you and my dad is my favorite. Thanks for being a great Godfather. -Carson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 dear NBB and KWG... i am truly sorry to hear of your losses... i am lucky enough to still be surrounded by the vast majority of those i love the most... and i really have no idea how i'd cope if any of them were to leave me forever... i've seen a lot of death in my time. but i've never had to really deal with too much myself directly... keep your heads up and don't go aboot gettin' drunk and knockin' the fuckin' shite oot o people who don't deserve it... i'm speakin' from experience... and it's just more grief than it's worth... drunk and disappointed in himself rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KWG Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Dear Rolf Thank you for your condolence. It means alot Peace. KWG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 dear oontz... and mods... this forum caper is the best thing ever... my life would be pretty tom kite with oot it... thank you for sacrificing your free time for our entertainment... it's well appreciated and i am due you all beers or joints... dear Grd, fist666, and realism... i am glad my shit talking and drunken endeavours have cheered you up... dear mother... i love you and I am well aware that your are hard as fuck... there is no need to remind me again of the time you knocked out a doberman by looking at it the wrong way... it is not a story i would dare to disbelieve... how ever... i am willing to overlook the fact you asked me to drive you 0.4 of a mile to your work at fuckin' 7 am this morning because it was raining.... but i spent most of my night clock watching runnin' aboot doin' favours for your pal... no to fuckin' mention carryin' a fuckin' oven up 3 fuckin' floors... fir nae fuckin' money... so dinna take your fuckin' pishy wee moods wi me madam... i've done you the fuckin' favour... no the fuckin' other wiy aboot... Rolf... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 5, 2011 Share Posted November 5, 2011 dear shaun white ad, :shook: cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 dear ny knicks Js... why do you have to be so fuckin' expensive..? the orange pair is the exact same colours as my teams, and i really want to wear them to the home games... however... i feel if i pay the near £200 for a pair. i'll be to scared to even open the fuckin' box let alone wear them oot the hoose... i'mma just buy a pair o blazers instead and spend the rest on daft tops with horses on them... dear granny... cheers for the tinnys. you are the damage... i'll watch eastenders with you again soon enough. i dunno how you get so much joy oot a programme where no one ever smiles. Rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 dear sloppy fat dike lesbian ogre sitting 3 seats to my right during the Tower Heist movie, stop chomping down on your fucking popcorn so loud you fat ass! shit was irritating and you ruined the entire movie experience. i hope you choke on that popcorn one day and die. cG p.s. you might want to slow down with the way you scarf on that popcorn though because you really might choke on that popcorn and die, but hey, i aint complainin' ....bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 Dear Cali, Butterface, huh? -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 dear real, butter/kernel face. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 dear work... you are possible gonne be the best ever tomorrow... i get paid to turn up half drunk, do an easy job... and then loads o' shaggin' at piecey time... aboot fuckin' time... stay tuned oontz... i bet i fuck this up somethin' terrible... Rolf haggis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted November 9, 2011 Share Posted November 9, 2011 Dear Tooth You hurt so bad I want to smash my own head in with a hammer, roll on tomorrow so can get an emergency appointment to have you ripped out you bastard painfully Decy Dear Anyone that lives near me Give me some drugs so I can get through the night Decy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 dear decy good luck mang !@#$% dear P---- hahahaa you are an idiot and yeah, that was a huge mistake i don't feel sorry for ya !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 dear ebay boy... what the fuck? you give me back all my money and i get to keep the jeans? are you fuckin' serious? dear decy... in future keep some whisky in the hoose... put that on said sare as fuck toof... usually works for me, and i have teeth like a row of condemned buildings... Rolferoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 dear oontz, I got around your stupid fucking logout routine, so take that. -Red. Dear oontz, again, I'm making these posts on a new macbook air, so take that...tooo....again...whatever I'm ballin out so fuck y'all. -Red. Dear computer world, where ethe fuck will you go next? This shit is crazy! I feel like i have a magazine in my lap that can do everything the most up to date computer can do. Appreciatingthefinerthingsbecauseofbetterdecisionmaking/oner. -Red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted November 15, 2011 Share Posted November 15, 2011 dear job training, you're boring as fuck and redundant. this shit is not conducive to a fat commission check. public Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 dear internet never change !@#$% ps. i know it's a pipe dream dear homie thanks for being around i used to have other people but they are a huge pain and too sketchy phew feels better !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Dear militant vegetarians and vegans, Fuck off, I have herd all the arguments and I don't care. I will eat what the fuck ever I want, and the next one of you grey sickly looking skeletons tries to convert me is getting a thorough description of my first deer hunt and the rituals that went along with it. EvilT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 dear evil trailer... wait until 0.42 i feel your pain... Rolf 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 dear people, i was vegetarian for 6 years. and then i quit and became a butcher. but i'd listen to earth crisis, statement, vegan reich, etc while butchering. some friends didn't find it as funny as i did. oh and i have a job now finally. fist 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 dear test i registered for, wtf?!...how are you gonna drop my registration like that!? cG dear car, you're too expensive to maintain...i guess thats what happens when you have over 300,000 miles. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 fist 666 are you a butcher now? i was a cook when i became veg, and i continued to cook what apparently was excellent meat for years afterwards. anyway, congrats and good luck on the new job !@#$% p.s. earth crisis ANGER haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 dear work, I think all that needs to be said is :you fucking suck right now. That is all. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 dear oontz... just reporting in to register my personal best of 4 seperate offers of minge in one hour this evening... two were just worth a belt... but the remainder were worth showing off to friends, why does this not happen when i am single? dear hick-ups fuck off... ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 Dear Rolf, I have come to the conclusion a wedding ring and a one year old son are the absolute best female attractants known to man. I do the house husband thing and if I was that kind of guy the trips to the grocery store would be like shooting fish in a barrel! EvilT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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