NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 dear freak, nigga..............YOUSA DOCTOR! shut up fool! you gon be ahite. -the homie, NOES dear errybody whinin about luv and crushes n shit, disregard being lames, acquire swag. Game.....................how does it work? -NOESTRADAMUS dear SMdubblicious, e-flowers fer valentines for yeuuu... -NETHERLANDS NOES FROM NEW ENGLAND Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 Noble Noeskey, E Flowers would be the closest thing to flowers that I've ever recieved on Valentine's day. I'm thinking of a return e-gift. Dear Valentine's Day, smXXXl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulkillers Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 dear smdub dub i will sleep when i die... souls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 dear smdubinsky, t'would be hard for one to believe a girl never once received flowers fer Ol'Valentine day.................... but, just in case. heres a few uber-corny gifs dedicated especially to yeu toots. and THE WEAT PASTE jam for a mix up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted February 13, 2011 Share Posted February 13, 2011 Dearest Noes. You're not the only one who finds it hard to believe. I have only received flowers once-and it wasnt for Vday. your uber corny gifs ae, well, uber corny. but most of the times, it's the corny stuff that's the best. SMooches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 dear smdubinski, turns out i'm pretty much corny at heart. forgive me. -sir noes-a-lot from nottingham Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Dear Noes-no- need- to- ask- for- forgiveness, It's not a bad trait to have. (thats why i leave you 'special' props.) xxL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 dear smdubbleeny, ibealldaysarcastic0ner. . .but seriously though. i'm just kinda awesome. -nightmareOfelmstreet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Dear 12oz, I really don't know why I hang out on this site anymore. It's like the short bus threw up and even retarded kids are making fun of the puddle. --Earl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Dear earl, toss in yer mod card then, br0! sure there are plenty of retarded kids ready to step up to the plate. -noes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 DEAR WHOEVER, WHATS POPPIN? SINCERELY YOURS, HEAVY P. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Dear Pizzy Luv sincere hello. -your far away friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Dear RU, Don't trip haha I understand no sleep talk. -sey Dear rolf haggis, Hahahaha glad your enjoyed that story. -seyseysey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 DEAR SUPER-MAJOR-DOUBLE-eXTRA-LEGIT, HOW YOU LIVIN LOVER!!!!!?! -SILKY P THE THREE LEGGED G. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenShit Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 dear step-dad, thanks for the new iPhone. But i still dont like you.. cs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 dear chickenshit, steal his phone remove sim card pawn it profit buy a bitch some valentines shit, get cutty WIN. -PIZZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 dear neighbor faggot, if you let your dog shit in my yard one more goddamn time im going to make it a priority to direct all of my shittaking to the hood of your car. and make sure to smear it on real good and thick so that even your windshield wipers wont be able to get that off.your gonna need one of those degumming scrapers and a years supply of brawny paper towels when i get done with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Dear sm- Fuck flowers and chocolates. Get some Luv-its. -laughs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B!G D Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Dear life, I know you like being a bitch Getting fired today Then my girl and i breaking up So you did kind of ruin my day But i'm goin to bed And I dont think i'm gonna care too much tomorrow Hopefully Thanks for tryin, -D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 dear hopeless... a neighbours cats used to shite in our garden all the fuckin' time... my old man put them all on a shovel and then launched them over her fence into her garden... she was visibly upset... you should dae that... rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 dear flickr, fuck you for locking me out of my account.permantently.4000 plus pics.gone. no more freight flicks :( im raging over here right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenShit Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 dear pissdrunkswhat, i was considering it, but i like this phone.. im inlove with myself, im my own valentine. :lol: cs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 dear earl just take a long break it helps. come back refreshed. hell, even if it doesn't help, shit's not really all that bad. just more of the same. !@#$% dear boss sorry i've asked for a decent bit of time off and now want more but i gotta get this tattoo finished up !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenShit Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 dear tv, you are shit today.. very disappointing. :o cs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 dear all the ladies of 12oz, happy valentine's day! @--}--------- cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 dear cali oh yes. yes i will smoke a lot of weed and enjoy this Vday great weather, too bad i can't enjoy it ... thanks, happy valentine's day to you too !@#$% PS 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 DEAR LADIES OF 12OZ, 8========D~~~ LOVE, PIZZY 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 dear symbols, best p.s. ever! cG dear pizzy, LOL. propped. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 DEAR LADIES OF 12OZ, 8========D~~~ LOVE, PIZZY NEW PAGE FOR ALL THE LADIES. DEAR MID DAY TELEVISION, YOURE A FUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT. -PIZZZZEDOFF Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted February 14, 2011 Share Posted February 14, 2011 Dear Laughslast, Luv-its? like downtown Luv its? if so, then YES! i got flowers anyway this morning. -XXXL dear Cali, happy Valentines to you but what about those of us who are not so 'lady'like? -SMooches Dear Pizzy, im blushing. -SMang 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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