Realism Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 Dear college, Fuck your textbooks (too expensive) and student body (too retarded). Short and simple. -Realism Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 24, 2011 Share Posted January 24, 2011 dear local 'old school graf head' are you honeslty trying to school the new jack kids on the internet? you only make yourself look foolish trying to 'kick knowledge' from behind a computer screen i know, you got skills. and all those pieces you painted in your backyard on plywood really got you gassed but seriously, no one cares about what image you think you have the graf game has passed you by now get over it. !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 dear friends, please stop texting me at 7:30 and 8:30 in the morning. ya'll might be up that early for work, but i get to sleep in till at least 9:30. stop waking me up! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Dear, Dear__________ thread. goodmorning. (hope that didnt wake you up, Cali.) Dear weather man. stick to meteorologist lingo. Im sure "shout outs" and "props" has nothing to do with how beautiful it is outside. Dear AZ. i wanna visit you. bad. -xxl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 dear SMXXL good afternoon, have a good Burns night tonight hen... dear communtiy pool... in future can you please state more clearly when the mother and toddler swimming classes are. it's very difficult to swim at all when there's a fuckin' ton o' fat fuckin' old cunts swimming breadths at the top o' the whoorin' pool, and a load o fuckin screamin' bairns pishin' themselves every five minutes at the shallow end. why do you old cunts wear swimming caps anyway? you don't have any hair to get wet... dear instructor who somehow managed to hit me square in the fuckin' teef with a large float when i was turning my head for air... cheers... much appreciated. i've no had any teeth oot recenty or fuck all... you're lucky you don't hae a penis ya cunt. or i would've kicked it... hard dear tesco... please hae the whisky on the cheap the night. i canna go to the fuckin' boy-o's hoose empty handed... and i'm fairly skint tae. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suca Posted January 25, 2011 Author Share Posted January 25, 2011 dear ____ ive gotten really good at not catching feelings, but I really like you. it scares me. boys are historically mean.... please dont follow that trend. it will hurt. pessimistoner edogggggggggggggggggggggggggy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 dear life, where to begin? youre pushing me hard now and i get it. you dont like me i know i know.... but just because you dont like me doesent mean you have to pull these fucking texas switches on me every ten minutes. its like a goddamned M night shamylan movie. if i may make some requests: stop making me embarrass myself in front of maddie and nicole. hurry up and have Henderson ship my rifle ... it doesent take 7 days to clear a check. make sure my BDUs get here before winter is over and i dont care if im not "sociable" i spend my time walking the streets alone anyway. that is all, RU. Dear chick that wanted me to speak to her in german, its really not as cool as you think. its just a language. RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 dear weemin at the hoose tonight... you were all fowl... dear mate's mate's girlfriend... what the fuck is your beautiful olive skinned self doing with that raggy balding rasta boy? that cunt looks exactly like that fuckin' artic rat from ice age. come on tae fuck... rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 dear smxxl, hi! :D cG dear ssn, so sad you didnt come to sac. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facemeltAAARGH Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Dear Fiance, Thank you for the new car. Definitely a step up from my current hoopty. FMA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenShit Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 dear sister, thanks for buying me a pizza. cs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 dear rolf, im olive skinned. Justlettinyaknowoner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 dear runine... from what i can gather you alos have a penis... that sort o stuff doesn't float my boat mate. sorry rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 dear university gimme a snowday. cmon sun. !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Dear R____, Truth be told I'm starting to enjoy this casual thing we got going on. No bullshit, no drama, just going on with our lives at the same time having fun. -MS Dear everyone, Hi. -seyseysey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChickenShit Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 dear, bed. I hear you calling. it's not long now til you're in my arms cs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughslast Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 dear person that invented nickel beer night, you are fantastic and have a place reserved in heaven. dear edoggg, thats hella cute. good luck. not all guys are scum. there are some real fantastic guys out there. -laughs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 dear rolf, i am not gay. i say again i am not gay. im hoping you know that being olive skinned is a unisex thing not just girls. and i was just makin sure you werent starting a drunk rant on how much you hate sicilians or something. RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 dear runine... nah man. calm your fuckin' mafia ass the fuck doon... you should've no homo'd that post anyway ya willy woofter... but this lassie didn't look sicillian... i can't actually place what country/regin she wis fae... fuckin' somethin' else all together though... i'll no homo this post because i sound like a loved up chimney sweeper... NAE HOMO YA BAS!!! rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 dear peeps, i'll be in contact soon, we've been slackin on the pimpin and it's time for that shit to stop. If you don't get me back, i'll get you out there when i go out. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 dear red, post more sushi! :) cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 cali, sumosan roll rice, avocado, shrimp, crab, smoked salmon inside; cappelin roe and black sesame seeds outside. times are slow right now, can't really get creative cuz it won't sell... -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 dear red, times are really slow...i cant really afford to do sushi as much anymore..last time i even had sushi was about 2 months ago. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 deare rolf, how was that a gay comment? you mistaked it for what it wasnt. RUish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 cali, planning on opening a sushi stand when i move into the capital city in a few months, if corporate is cool with it. I've been eating more sushi than ever because product cost is so much lower than going out to eat. Can't get the boss to get hamachi or salmon roe though. i need to step my fuckin sushi game up though. -red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 dear runine... it sounded to me like you were trying to fire in aboot myself... no homo rolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
julzkind614 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 dear gay guy at starbucks, i loved how surprised you looked when i mentioned i wanted to go back to PALESTINE. hope next time a dick is in your ass it tears. love, julz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freakeenyc Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 dear 12oz. i cervically dislocated a mouse today. basically snapping the brain withe the spine..fuck with me i dare u!!! im an og.... freaks/ ps im bsing...shit scarred me. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 dear freakeenyc, i while back i posted a story of how me and my friend slaughtered 50-60 mice in his barn. its was messy and fun. RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 dear freekeenyc i had a to cull a mouse colony by hand i also used to decapitate rats. i've killed hundreds :( now i work with zebrafish. much better model organism. or cells. !@#$% dear run1ne yeah, you love huge weapons and killing small animals great. do me a favor and don't repost the story. !@#$% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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