redeyedanimal Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 dear works, there is too much of you right now. for the first time in a long time i can't wait for you to reduce a bit. -ti.red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 dear redeyedanimal.. you are a slave to me, you need me. I will make you do everything. love, you work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
person Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 dear pffffffffffft where's my shirts? how much do i owe you for them? when we gonna hang? love, your buddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 Dear 12oz, I'll french kiss a turtle and bat wing Betty White with my flaccidly loose testicle sack. It was all about Ruth bitch! You started your comeback after she died! GOLDEN GIRLS FOR LIFE! You's Truly, Drunk Dear right click/spellcheck, In the immortal words of Denzel --you my nigga! --Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleazeside Heights Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 Dear slow drivers, Do you not see me tailgating you, flashing my high beams, or hear my constant horns? Are you completely oblivious? This means you take only 5 seconds to pull over, say "what is this guy's problem?" to yourself, and let me pass you for fuck's sake!!! I've got places to be, you obviously don't. -Sleaze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 dear IHU, good morning! <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 dear SSN, oh HAI! watching football, baseball tonight get rid of piss puddle lurker. thank you kindly, IHU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 dear ihu, please root for my giants. see you tonight. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted October 17, 2010 Share Posted October 17, 2010 dear anyone, get me a pair of these just like the pic and in size 10.5 for christmas and we'll be in business together RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 dear RU, step your game up and buy that shit for yourself. -red. -paid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Dear giants, What the fuck!!! I almost threw the remote at the tv screen! Fuckin fuck! -seyseyy Dear person, I hate it when you don't answer back my texts, I always think you're ignoring me when you're not. Stop making get female tendencies geeez -ME Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 sey, my bad dude... i've been doing shit... GOSH -jk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Dear ex, oh wow. I thought you were moving? Making a nigga suffer, you fake bitch. I saw you at church and I so wanted to trip your dumbasss. But I didn't.. Seriously tho, I hope you fall one of these Saturday nights so I can bust out a fuckin roflcopter in church. and call you a pendeja. /iainttrippencussigotthelastlaughandabettergirloner. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Dear eb, You're making go crazy waiting alll day!! GEEZ, jk haha -mo Dear meth, You go girl -sey 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Dear seyer, go giants! :) -fishFUCKINGsticks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Dear fishdicks, Hell yeah go giants, I was kind of in the moment and threw stuff haha How ya been??! seyyyy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
methamphetamyne Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 dear sey, ha :scowl: /meth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Dear seyer, same old shit, how about yourself? -mydicksmellslikefish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Dear meth, :) no seriously, call her a pendeja and watch her burst into flames in church. -sey Dear fishydick, some shit's the same, new stuff here and there I can't complain, just getting stuff done etc I'm getting bored haha -seyyy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 dear dad. please pay me a fuckin' healthy whack of cash for my work this and last week, and please put us both in for £25 an hour... intead of a dogshit £25 between us... we are not polish... dear ross noble... please be hilarious tonight. i could do with cheering up after that mechanic's bill the day... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 dear rolf's dad, please pay him a healthy whack of cash. <3 ssn dear coffee, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! you are working overtime! <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gramps Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 dear 12oz im going to egypt next week love gramps 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 dear gramps, that's so fucking rad. im seriously jelly. have a great time and take tons of flicks. <3 ss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 dear seyer, this is why i don't respond to your texts. -boatUMADiwannapurtyalldeetime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Dear BBOAT, shut up and letz go dippin! -seysey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackboatshoes Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 dear seyseylokloklokmerkinniggaswifa4lokochocotocao, LETZ GO DIPPIN DIPP THRU DA STEETZ. i'm picking you up in this in 5 minutes. hollarz. WE GOIN DIPPIN. -BOATERS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUNINE Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 dear blackboat, where the hells the windsheild? \ RU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Dear bboatlocskilolercopterbanginyosisteroner, Oh shit!! Where did you get that pimpin ride? I'm down to go dippin in that, hurry up! I'm waiting outside that thing better have hydrauliczzz LETZ GO DIPPIN -seylocski Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gramps Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 dear suki id love to. i dont know where i'd post some, if i were to post them. can you help thank you gramponer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dontlookback Posted October 18, 2010 Share Posted October 18, 2010 Dear Handsome, you come home with hands all painty (did any get on the actual surface you were painting?) and put your painty paws in the chips! Hhmmmm... Yucky. Love, Santanalinas indeed, much did. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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