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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear ssn,

 

yes, were all a little bit weird in our own special ways....like some of us have ocd ;)

 

cG

 

dear casek,

 

i thought the joke was funny!....i just dont like those dead baby jokes...theyre lame.

 

cG

 

dear bfish,

 

you really want me to rock a top hat dont chya?

 

cG

 

p.s. yes, i got my invite with me S.A.S.E. :)

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear Deloner,

 

HIIIIII DELLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!1

-senorita seyer

 

Dear Cali,

 

That thing that was happening to you

when you took vitamin B-complex is

happening to me now too!! That was

kinda weird and scary when it looked

all bright lol!

-MS

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear seyer,

 

yeah....i looked it up after we talked about it on 12oz.

its from having too much riboflavin (vitamin B-2) in your diet...you end up just pissing out the excess that your body doesn't need.

 

no side effects of having too much riboflavin because the body just excretes it.

 

i think i have too much because im taking the vitamin b complex AND a multivitamin every morning (with some fish oil).

 

i almost flicked my pee and posted it....but decided not to.

 

cG

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear fellow highlighter pissers,

 

it reminds me of this one stand up comic i saw back in November (the night before thanksgiving).

 

his best joke of the night went something like this:

 

"ive been taking a bunch of vitamins lately. its making my piss all different colors. its like im pissing out v8 splash."

 

i lol'd

 

cG

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

DEAR BARELY LEGALS WHO THINK IM MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY CIRCA DAZED AND CONFUSED,

 

ITS NICE

IF YOURE BUILT LIKE AN AMAZON AND CAN BUY ME SMOKES OR DUTCHES IM KNOCKIN YOU DOWN LIKE ALL THE 18 YEAR OLD PUSSIES YOU KNOW WISH THEY COULD,

IF YOURE CORNY, I AM ROBBING YOU BLIND.

COMIN OUTCHA WEED, RIDES AROUND AND BLOWJOBS WHEN MY RIBS BROKE AND I AINT FUCKIN.

 

LOVE YOU (SYKE) SILLLY YOUNG THOROUGHBREDS,

PIZZ ZIPLOC STOCK PALLET DON.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

dear bffffish,

i got a call.

its in...

wooooooooooo.

east coast!

-lolzboat

 

Dear Lil boat,

You cant yelp east coast

when you are clearly coming to the west coast

to have the best time of your life.

psh.

Sincerely sir- B.fish

ps You should be on aim or whatever soon to

tell me details and what not. If youre coming

I need to make time so's I can turn you into

a caffiene addict.

 

dear suki,

Thank you.

Dude did them.

He has now lost all interest in the wedding. ;]

Sorry I didnt include your picture.

I was afraid it would tear the envelope.

see you soon! <3 b.fish

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo

 

Dear s

Ill do as you said, but I know that's not what you really want. I could hear it in your voice. You don't talk like that. Fuck that fat piece of shit. I hope he didn't pull a gun on you again or do some other stupid shit. You need to be out of there. Better for you and the kid.

 

-real name almighty

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