Swindle Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear tux have you tried straight up telling her shes too clingy or whatever? if she flips out about it everyone will totally take your side Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Tux Be straight up with the broad---just sayin' BTB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear Jane Tollini, you just dont give a fuck!...your presentation was vulgar and graphic. I loved it!! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear cali, i are on my way to sf passing through... <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear women and or knowledgable men, is there any way to get a girl to not want to see me anymore without making her hate me and want revenge.... she is becoming too clingy and needy and i cant deal with it, but she has so much shit on me, so i cant just be a dick, please help if you could -tux dear tux, i was gonna say be super clingy and call her non stop but i think she would that that. that's one sure way for me to not wanna see a guy. be shitty in bed? <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear sooki, scat games are not a wild card... please do not recommend people shat themselves & others. thank you, me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear ssn, are you in sac? cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear count, you usually like it when i shit on you. <3 ssn dear cali, not yet, im leaving here in about an hour. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear ssn, call me if you want to grab coffee or something. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 18, 2010 Share Posted February 18, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear cali, i'll call you if im not lagging! <3 ssn dear marco, usually im a clean freak but i've been working on my ocd. i am NOT, i repeat, NOT going to clean or freak out about cleaning for your visit. <3 ssn p.s. the pugs are getting excited Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear ssn, lol...ok. cG dear marco, be careful to put everything back exactly the way it was....i had to line up the graff mags evenly, so she wouldnt get pissed...lol cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcoFromHouston Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Sooks, Does that mean I can leave my biohazard suit and paper shoe covers in Houston? :) -Marco PS I'm stoked that I will meet your infamous pugs! I hope they like me!:mexican: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear suki, never come visit me. my house would give you a panic attack fo sho! - muds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear mud, actually i would just clean and organize your place. <3 ssn dear marco, anything is negotiable but my house is a NO shoes home. very asian and feel free to use my rice cooker. <3 ssn dear cali, umm you didnt put the magazines back with exactly 2 inches between them. <3 ssn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear suki, well then would you like me buy you a plane ticket? :) - muddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear sleepy eye, Wake up fool. Two more hours of tip tap typing. I believe in you- B. yawn gone fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear T, You were the realest kid i knew at this godforsaken new jersey shithole of a college, and my only true friend. I hope home treats you better than the people here. i wish you could stay, but sometimes things don't work out the way we want them to. I found a pamphlet with these words on it over the weekend and it's proven surprisingly relevant this week. "God grant us the serenity to accept the things we cannot change, courage to change the things we can, and wisdom to know the difference." Serenity please. -Inj. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear injury, you found an aa pamphlet. Another of their sayings is "this too shall pass." I find that one quite usedrul when the shit hits the fan... ~respectingeveryalcoholic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear everyone, operation be a loser is in full effect, ill report back with status updates as the weekend goes on -mindset tux Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear dentist, I want to fucking punch you in the grill. I went in to get a chipped filling filled, but now you say I got 4 fucking cavities. As a religious flosser and brusher I don't know why that happens. I wish you offered nitrous oxide, but no, you got mad at me for having peepholes in my teefs. You got mad issues, I'm getting the other 3 filled, and maybe a crown, and I'm finding a different dentist. Thanks for refusing to fully numb the gums before the procedure. Asshole. I thought that my insurance was paying you to do a good job. Drillnfill needs a new dentist oner, seyzerr ps: All that drilling sucks, and I still got a headache 2 days later. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 19, 2010 Share Posted February 19, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear ms. seyer, i feel your pain. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear DMV, EHHHH HEEEEM. So…I drive up to your wonderfully bland uninteresting building this morning at 10 am. Guess what miracle I stumble upon…an empty DMV! ZOMG. WTF. JUMP FOR JOY. Those things come to mind. Than the smarter part of me self gets to remembering all the other gawd awful visits I have had to your unpleasant facility. The beautiful emptiness I witnessed before me had to be a lie. And it was. CLOSED EVERY FIRST SECOND AND THIRD FRIDAY. FFFFF UUUUU DMV. Why are you so miserable. Why do you make people unhappy and smell funny?!! Anyways I didnt come to complain...but to ask a favor. *Deep breath I know how much we both hate each other-but-I would really appreciate it if you did me a solid and had my ID on file. For. I don’t have the time to wait 7-10 business days for a replacement ID. I promise if you do this for me I will be nicer about visiting you. I will treat my visits as a sacred patriotic enlightening experience and I may even bring the unhelpful lady at the front desk a flower or something. (Maybe I wont do that. But. I will def consider it sometimes…maybe a cigarette might be more appropriate-she looks like she smokes…or like she needs a cigarette.) Yours truly (…against my will)- Chiquita fish. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
investwit.thabest Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear world, i lost my purple krink squeeze mop today. i loved that damn thing. fuck. -invest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T14K Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear banana. they won't have it on file. i don't even know what that means. its taken me 2 weeks to get it the last 3 times i've gotten a new id or license. t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcoFromHouston Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear lil fish, I'm prayin you get your ID soon, chica...... or else while the rest of us are out partying, you will be stuck at Suki's house with my lil brother playing Scattergories! :lol: -el chico de tejas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Lords and 4's You mad cos im stylin on you? -Silba Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Marco, I've never played scattergories...but for some reason I already had the idea that I was going to be hanging out with your little brother. And I am totally cool with that-no creepy. Actually. I've found out that to teenagers...I am not very interesting. They usually go to yawnsville when I start talking and start smoking pot. At least thats what my sister does now. So maybe I should bring pictionary or something. Teenagers like pictionary right? Scrabble? <3 B.fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear ex a guilt trip? really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Friday, Bring me some Mexican ladies to rock out with. Preferably sans kids and insane boyfriend. Some mushrooms would be nice as well, but not necessary. Yours truly, gasface 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted February 20, 2010 Share Posted February 20, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo salutations, thread. -s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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