Swindle Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo LMAAAAAOOOO NO NO NOOOO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ouch1one Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear u know who, im sorry for being an asshole. i was doing it just to be a an asshole. success, i know. honestly, i dont think that way, i have a homegirl in my life that proves that what i said was just garbage. shame on me foreal. hoping u let it go Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear fairlight bakery, this batch of cookies just better be a little off. i really don't want to think you are fucking with the recipe. do not mess with my cookie. you don't understand how much i love it. fuck i pay $1.95 for the thing...... - pleasepleasepleasenopuddles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear inj good luck, and there is like a 70 percent chance im gonna actually come up there, i just gotta pull like 200 dollars for the fucking convention fee -traveltux dear ex if you think we shouldnt talk then why must you call me and flirt and sugest that people break up for months then get back and its better than ever. im a simple man, and you have confused me very much, just come out and say what you gotta say. -wise dear school come on son. im not feelin it this semester -tux Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear tux!! stay away!! - puds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Mudpuddles, Rhode Island has better expressions than "nads." I know a few of us like to use the expression "knuckle fucker." "Jesus Lou, you just spent $350 at Airborne. What the fuck are you thinking you knuckle fucking fuck." Homesick, Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear IRS, Fuck you, die. Love, Phat Ralphy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear work week, please please please hurry and pass... <3 ssn dear sacramento, it's been awhile. i miss the good times in midtown. see you this weekend. <3 ssn dear tattoo dude, don't know how to mend our friendship. please stop being mad at me. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear people i can hear breathing, if walking down a short hallway to get a bathroom stall, where you then take a seat, makes that winded you should just go ahead and kill yourself. m'k thanks. - muddles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Hunger, What's your problem today? I just fed you! -gasface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted February 4, 2010 Share Posted February 4, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo wise, bring it, and bring your hipster jawns too as long as they look like this: Depressed emo boo bears go and make out with Crow freights when theyre boyfriends break up with 'em... haha ...and you'll get a warm reception from me. -inj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear jugzilla, your little friend added me on facebook and we've been conversatin' about you. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo to everyone at work havign a sook (not a sooki) please chill out it's nearly friday lunch the end is in sight! schnitzel is relaxed and ready for his chicken salad and you will not ruin it for him. unnerstand??gotit?good! as you were schnitz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear btb, did he ever get his tamales? cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Cali, "His"?---lol her tamale was kinda spicy---- BTB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear btb, oh, i thought he was fucking her to get tamales from her. but youre calling her va-jay-jay the tamale. i see what you did there. cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Cali, My nigga---sup with that club full of bbw's you never invited me to? and for some reason now I'm into SSBBW'S BTB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear btb, you talking about club bounce?...im still hella down...only problem is its down in long beach. ive heard theres a bbw club somewhere in reno too...either way, we got to make a road trip. SSBBW's???...whats that?? cG p.s. http://www.clubbounce.net/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear cali, SSBBW=Super sized big beautiful women----HAHA whenever you ready nigga let me know--- BTB 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear btb, fa sho! cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
investwit.thabest Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Six Flags, Karma's a bitch. I got fired and now you're bankrupt. And closed. For good. Suck a dick. Sincerely, -Invest 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Broadcast News Anchors, I want to torture and kill you all. Your fake ass "I'm talking to retards" news voices make me wish you all got flamethrower enemas. It is going to snow, yes snow. But we are the Northeast! Snow ain't shit! We can handle it. Why do you have to make it sound like we're having a lava flood or Chernobyl meltdown? You're all a bunch of pussies. It's just snow! AND FUCK YOU ERNIE ANASTOS! DIE FUCKERS DIE, Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Don Alhart, Don't think I've forgotten about you fool. Fuck you Donny Boy. I still want to meet you in the Octagon. Eat a dick Donny, Earl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear earl, have you had the pleasure of hearing the distinguished mr richard quest? he is by far my favorite news personality. he has one of those royal sounding british accents. give him a chance! - puds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Richard Quest, You and that mouth full of chiclets you call "teeth" scare me. Thanks for the nightmares, now go fuck your own face. --Earl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear tires, please give me some good traction on the drive to sac tomorrow if it rains. gracias. -FR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
investwit.thabest Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear teacher, suck my dick. you lost my fucking assignment and you know it you old prick. btw, nice hair piece. -invest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear earl, oh my god, yes, but greg kelly is the worst. did you know he's ray "popeye" kelly's son? rosanna scotto is my bitch though. i hate to love her. but she totally plays kelly out every morning. yours in newscaster haterism, z Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
investwit.thabest Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Sarah Palin, Your a retarded bitch. Have a nice day. -Invest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear fat ralphy, you coming to sac? cG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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