mudpuddles Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear mg, noooooooo!!! not that early!! aren't they supposed to hate boys still? yikes. boys fucking suck. especially middle school ones. i'm so sorry. - not ready at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear poor communication skills, leave me alone for a while please. why don't you and his non-skills go out a get a fucking drink and chill the fuck out? i could really use a break. thanks - fuddles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear womens, this makes no sense but it happened last night... man gets mad at woman, woman gets counter mad at man just for being mad, man appoligizes and buys her hotchocolate -wtfjusthappened to tux also dear college, f u c k y o u i h a t e e v e r y t h i n g -tux Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear wise. we dont understand you mens either. hang in there >sm< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear wise, relationships suck it hard. try throwing kids in the mix. i'm medicated. - understands your pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear college, Those were the days. I'm gonna go back for a second bachelors, fuck it. -Don Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted December 2, 2009 Share Posted December 2, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear taylor swift, stop dating tight pants actors. i'll show you a good time, i promise. i also promise my dick is substantially larger than anyone who plays a wolf vampire mallcore goth reject in some pre-teen fantasy movie. please return my calls. love, inj 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear injury, you mad my day /nh -tux Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear bleach, You have spilled in my car. I blame dude why your cap was not securely placed on the bottle. This situation could have been avoided if such things were done. The whole car smells like death. I tried vinegar, water, next is lemon juice. I think you are making my head spin and not as um good at thinking....You will be destroyed. </3 clean fish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted December 3, 2009 Share Posted December 3, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear ex chick in florida Sorry. I'm not moving to Florida to get back with you. Stop asking and pleading. Yes I'm currently unemployed, but you should not have bought a ticket for next week and assumed I'd drop what I'm doing and bounce out there with no set return date. also dear del taco why are your chicken soft tacos so good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear kate nash, i enjoy your singing style immensely. it's like you sing in a string of conciousness that rivals my own thought patterns. if i were at all romantic, it would probably come out like your song "birds". and you sing in an accent. i think that is lovely. thank you. - mudpuds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KissWithAFist Posted December 4, 2009 Share Posted December 4, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Surprise Christian, I was surprised when you told me you are a fundamentalist. I will try not to judge you. Kthnxbai, Random Buddhist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted December 5, 2009 Share Posted December 5, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear life, i just want to go out for a drink with a homey.... one of em get preggers. one keeps flaking on me. and i really don't have that many friends that don't have kids anymore. sucky sometimes. - c Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear partner in crime behind the bar, congrats on the opening of a new restaurant, with that 10% invested! Hopefully you're not too busy to bartend with me on wednesday nights, but I guess now that you (partially)own something it's gonna be top priority. -the Donski Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onus Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear 12ozers Just wanted to say hey. -Onus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted December 6, 2009 Share Posted December 6, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Madre, Why do you know my girl situations when i really dont explain them? you always knew that kinda shit, its still weird. You are right though for the record. Dear YOU, I miss you, come home :) who from TX wants to stay in PA for a week anyway? haha - Pizz Dillinger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Pissdrunkwhat, Moms know everything...(well, most) not to mention that whole female intuition thing...dont doubt it. Have a great day everyone B 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sausage party Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear new flannel, im sorry we got separated at the peanut butter wolf show last night. i didnt mean for things to end like that. i know ill find you and all my markers that were securely in your inside pocket soon. love, rock one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
illstate Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear duke.. (my dog) why are u sitting here whinning at the door. i dont think u could possibly want to go out and take yet another piss. would u just chill and let me oontz for a lil bit.. never mind ill let ur ass outside in this 15 degree weather.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear bfish, looks like you are gonna have to burn that minature school bus :lol: -boatshoes easssstcoast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear ca, please vome back early, I know I woke up late and was in a rush to make it to class, but I really don't want to waste 15 dollars on a new card to get in my room, its cold as shit and I was hoping to eat or get a shower in before my next class, I really wish today was over -grimeytshirt also, dear weekend, thank you for being awesome, ny is the shit and I got all the xmas presents I needed in chinatown, -tux Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcoFromHouston Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Sooki mama, Check out these pics I found on Flickr. I'm sure you will enjoy them! http://www.flickr.com/photos/labimposter/sets/225698/ -Marco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear dick hole who stole my parking spot, it's called a turn signal you dick. don't think i don't know which window to break in your shitty car that you cannot afford to replace, as i can see you can't afford the backglass already. but i'm a pussy, so you're lucky. fucker. ruin my holiday cheer. it takes a lot to work that up you know. - mrs. angry dear x-mas, i was going to write you a nice note this morning. not reallying feeling anymore. sorry. i'll try again tomorrow. - cpuds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
webmaster Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear 12oz people, Today we are running another all day advertiser screen grab contest…last weeks contest had a good response.. Click on any advertiser(non-Mac ads), check out what the advertiser has to offer and while you are there Take a screen grab on any page within the advertisers site and get 2 free weeks. the advertiser must be different for each.. DON'T try and send us your prior efforts. We have them saved and will reference back to avoid schemers. We also know what ads are running, some have ended and some new ones have been dropped into rotation.... enjoy... contest ends at 8 P.M. EST. 12/7/09 SUPPORT OUR ADVERTISERS!!!!!! WIN FREE MONTHS OF 12OZ. VIP STATUS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaxRoach Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear self, stop being so depressed. - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thealmighty... Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear snow, Go away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mudpuddles Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear cold, your are a bitch . - puddles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banana fishd Posted December 7, 2009 Share Posted December 7, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear nancy bogard boat- The smell isnt abnoxios anymore..but it lingers. Kinda smells like a pool. My friend tried to tell me it smelled pretty nice. I called him a lair. Sincerely- Bananaskri. Dear ex car- You are out of my life! Stop causing me trouble. I already sent the transfer to DMV twice. Personally handed it in on one occasion. I would very much like that you awknowledge this and go away. Now I gotta go to court and splain this mess to a judge. Do you know how long court takes? Do you know that I stutter when I have to speak in public...and start to loose my breathe. Thats embarrassing. Why would you want to put me through that? You are wasting good tax money here buddy. Frusterated with spelling errors- Baasdkjsakldjsakr fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear 12oz, i miss you, but between work and errands and the gym, i have no time to stop by and visit anymore. sad, caliGULA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted December 8, 2009 Share Posted December 8, 2009 Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear marco, thank you! <3 ssn dear caligula, we miss you. <3 ssn dear snow, i think i've had enough. please go away for a few days. <3 ssn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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